The worst episodes of ALF

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1. 01

   S01E17 · February 9, 1987 · 30m

   Try to Remember: Part 26.9

   The Tanners continue to try and jog ALF's memory, and deal with the police at the same time.

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2. 02

   S01E05 · October 20, 1986 · 30m

   Keepin' the Faith7.0

   ALF takes a job selling cosmetics over the phone.

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3. 03

   S01E18 · February 16, 1987 · 30m

   Border Song7.0

   ALF befriends a young Mexican immigrant.

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4. 04

   S01E16 · February 9, 1987 · 30m

   Try to Remember: Part 17.1

   ALF hits his head and is convinced he is an insurance salesman. The Tanners try reviewing past events to try and jog his memory.

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5. 05

   S01E24 · April 13, 1987 · 30m

   Weird Science7.1

   Brian causes trouble at school when he repeats some of ALF's intergalactic knowledge.

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6. 06

   S02E04 · October 12, 1987 · 30m

   Wedding Bell Blues7.1

   ALF joins a monastery after learning that his parents were married before he was born -- a disgrace on the planet Melmac.

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7. 07

   S01E08 · November 17, 1986 · 30m

   Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue?7.3

   ALF has a crush on Lynn, so he makes a music video to impress her.

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8. 08

   S01E22 · March 30, 1987 · 30m

   It Isn't Easy ... Bein' Green7.3

   ALF comes to Brian's aid when the boy has to play an asparagus in the school play.

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9. 09

   S02E08 · November 9, 1987 · 30m

   Something's Wrong with Me7.3

   ALF gets a severe case of hiccups after being excluded from Dorothy and Whizzer's wedding party. According to Melmacian medicine there are two cures: fresh cat juice and something so disgusting that ALF does not want to mention it. In order to save the wedding the Tanners try to give him fake cat juice.

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10. 10

    S04E22 · March 3, 1990 · 30m

    Hungry Like a Wolf7.3

    Fearing that he might "internally blow up" due to his high calorie consumption, ALF decides to cut meat from his diet. However after a few days, ALF turns into a "wolf" and steals the Tanner's car in an effort to hunt for food.

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11. 11

    S01E06 · November 3, 1986 · 30m

    For Your Eyes Only7.4

    ALF befriends a blind woman.

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12. 12

    S01E09 · November 24, 1986 · 30m

    Jump7.4

    On his 45th birthday, Willie feels unfulfilled, so ALF suggests he go skydiving.

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13. 13

    S01E10 · December 1, 1986 · 30m

    Baby, You Can Drive My Car7.4

    ALF sells parts of his spaceship to buy Lynn a Ferrari.

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14. 14

    S01E14 · January 19, 1987 · 30m

    A Little Bit of Soap7.4

    ALF submits scripts to his favorite soap opera.

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15. 15

    S01E21 · March 23, 1987 · 30m

    Lookin' Through the Windows7.4

    ALF thinks he witnessed a murder at a neighbor's house.

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16. 16

    S01E23 · April 6, 1987 · 30m

    The Gambler7.4

    ALF develops a gambling habit and winds up in trouble with his bookie.

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17. 17

    S01E26 · May 11, 1987 · 30m

    Come Fly with Me7.4

    When Mr. Ochmonek becomes sick during a flight, ALF flies the plane.

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18. 18

    S02E01 · September 21, 1987 · 30m

    Working My Way Back to You7.4

    ALF is relocated to the family garage as a result of his mischievous behavior.

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19. 19

    S04E16 · January 22, 1990 · 30m

    True Colors7.4

    ALF develops an interest in art after one of Lynn's professors compliments one of his paintings.

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20. 20

    S01E20 · March 16, 1987 · 30m

    Going Out of My Head Over You7.5

    Willie and ALF talk to a therapist.

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21. 21

    S03E15 · January 23, 1989 · 30m

    Suspicious Minds7.5

    ALF has started to believe in one of the biggest urban legends - that Elvis is alive. When Raquel describes their new neighbor, ALF is convinced the man is Elvis. Since nobody believes ALF, he decides to venture into the man's house.

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22. 22

    S03E16 · February 6, 1989 · 30m

    Baby Love7.5

    Now that Kate is pregnant and the focus is on her unborn child, ALF feels neglected. Raquel throws a surprise baby shower, to which Andrea from the neighborhood brings her baby. ALF, meet baby. Baby, meet ALF.

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23. 23

    S03E17 · February 13, 1989 · 30m

    Running Scared7.5

    An anonymous caller demands $3,000 from ALF - otherwise he will turn ALF to the authorities. On the second call, the extortionist adds that the Tanners will go to jail for harboring an alien. ALF decides to take action.

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24. 24

    S03E23 · April 10, 1989 · 30m

    Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadow?7.5

    Jake stops by to tell that her mother has come to the Ochmoneks. She comes to thank the Tanners and Racquel invites her to dinner at the Tanners. Jake, however, starts acting weirdly, and ALF decides to find out why.

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25. 25

    S03E25 · May 1, 1989 · 30m

    Shake, Rattle and Roll7.5

    ALF experiences his first earthquake (there were no melmacquakes). When he is told that quakes can be a lot bigger, ALF starts to live in fear of the coming of a big one, even though Willie assures him they are prepared.

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