ALF

1. S01E01A.L.F.September 22, 1986 7.7Gordon Shumway, last known survivor from the planet Melmac, crash-lands his spaceship into the Tanner family's suburban garage. Willie dubs
2. S01E02Strangers in the NightSeptember 29, 1986 8.0ALF decides to have some fun while a nervous Mrs. Ochmonek baby-sits Brian.
3. S01E03Looking for LuckyOctober 6, 1986 7.6When Lucky the cat disappears, everyone pins the blame on ALF.
4. S01E04Pennsylvania 6-5000October 13, 1986 7.6ALF calls the president to address his concerns about nuclear weapons.
5. S01E05Keepin' the FaithOctober 20, 1986 7.0ALF takes a job selling cosmetics over the phone.
6. S01E06For Your Eyes OnlyNovember 3, 1986 7.4ALF befriends a blind woman.
7. S01E07Help Me, RhondaNovember 10, 1986 7.7Willie helps homesick ALF contact some other survivors from Melmac.
8. S01E08Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue?November 17, 1986 7.3ALF has a crush on Lynn, so he makes a music video to impress her.
9. S01E09JumpNovember 24, 1986 7.4On his 45th birthday, Willie feels unfulfilled, so ALF suggests he go skydiving.
10. S01E10Baby, You Can Drive My CarDecember 1, 1986 7.4ALF sells parts of his spaceship to buy Lynn a Ferrari.
11. S01E11On the Road AgainDecember 8, 1986 7.8Willie loses his temper with ALF during a family camping trip.
12. S01E12Oh, TannerbaumDecember 22, 1986 7.8It's Christmas time. Unfortunately ALF chops the Christmas tree into firewood before anyone notices. The Tanners then have two tasks: to tea
13. S01E13Season's bestMother and Child ReunionJanuary 12, 1987 8.1ALF heads for the garage when Kate's mother pays a visit.
14. S01E14A Little Bit of SoapJanuary 19, 1987 7.4ALF submits scripts to his favorite soap opera.
15. S01E15I've Got a New AttitudeFebruary 2, 1987 7.8ALF plays matchmaker for Kate's mother.
16. S01E16Try to Remember: Part 1February 9, 1987 7.1ALF hits his head and is convinced he is an insurance salesman. The Tanners try reviewing past events to try and jog his memory.
17. S01E17Try to Remember: Part 2February 9, 1987 6.9The Tanners continue to try and jog ALF's memory, and deal with the police at the same time.
18. S01E18Border SongFebruary 16, 1987 7.0ALF befriends a young Mexican immigrant.
19. S01E19Wild ThingMarch 2, 1987 7.8ALF goes through a 24-hour period of bizarre behavior.
20. S01E20Going Out of My Head Over YouMarch 16, 1987 7.5Willie and ALF talk to a therapist.
21. S01E21Lookin' Through the WindowsMarch 23, 1987 7.4ALF thinks he witnessed a murder at a neighbor's house.
22. S01E22It Isn't Easy ... Bein' GreenMarch 30, 1987 7.3ALF comes to Brian's aid when the boy has to play an asparagus in the school play.
23. S01E23The GamblerApril 6, 1987 7.4ALF develops a gambling habit and winds up in trouble with his bookie.
24. S01E24Weird ScienceApril 13, 1987 7.1Brian causes trouble at school when he repeats some of ALF's intergalactic knowledge.
25. S01E25La CuckarachaMay 4, 1987 7.8A cockroach from ALF's spaceship grows to gigantic proportions.
26. S01E26Come Fly with MeMay 11, 1987 7.4When Mr. Ochmonek becomes sick during a flight, ALF flies the plane.

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01Working My Way Back to YouSeptember 21, 1987 7.4ALF is relocated to the family garage as a result of his mischievous behavior.
2. S02E02The Ballad of Gilligan's IslandSeptember 28, 1987 7.9ALF dreams he visits "Gilligan's Island", with castaways Gilligan, the Skipper, the Professor and Mary Ann.
3. S02E03Take a Look at Me NowOctober 5, 1987 7.7Mrs. Ochmonek thinks she's gone crazy when she spots ALF in the backyard. She takes her story to a TV-show and is devastated when nobody bel
4. S02E04Wedding Bell BluesOctober 12, 1987 7.1ALF joins a monastery after learning that his parents were married before he was born -- a disgrace on the planet Melmac.
5. S02E05Prime TimeOctober 19, 1987 7.7The Tanners become a TV-ratings family and ALF decides to rig the system so that his favorite program becomes a hit.
6. S02E06Season's bestSome Enchanted EveningOctober 26, 1987 8.4ALF becomes the star attraction at the Tanners' Halloween party.
7. S02E07Oh, Pretty WomanNovember 2, 1987 8.0ALF helps Lynn boost her self-confidence by enrolling her in a beauty pageant.
8. S02E08Something's Wrong with MeNovember 9, 1987 7.3ALF gets a severe case of hiccups after being excluded from Dorothy and Whizzer's wedding party. According to Melmacian medicine there are t
9. S02E09Night TrainNovember 16, 1987 8.0Willie and ALF hop on board a freight train in search of adventure.
10. S02E10Isn't It Romantic?November 23, 1987 8.0ALF and the Tanner kids give Willie and Kate a second honeymoon.
11. S02E11Hail to the ChiefDecember 7, 1987 7.9Kate dreams that she and ALF are rival presidential candidates.
12. S02E12ALF's Special Christmas: Part 1December 14, 1987 8.0The Tanners decide to spend Christmas in a cabin in the woods when Alf suddenly gets lost.
13. S02E13ALF's Special Christmas: Part 2December 14, 1987 8.0ALF is still in the hospital with Tiffany and Mr. Foley. He convinces Tiffany to help him get back to the Tanners, but changes his mind when
14. S02E14The Boy Next DoorJanuary 4, 1988 7.8Mr. Ochmonek's nephew Jake comes to live with the Ochmoneks. The Ochmoneks tell the Tanners that Jake is a problem kid and ask their advice
15. S02E15Can I Get a Witness?January 11, 1988 8.0When a football shatters the Ochmoneks' picture window, ALF gets the blame and he demands his day in "Tanner Family Court".
16. S02E16We're So Sorry, Uncle AlbertJanuary 25, 1988 7.7A visit from Willie's Uncle Albert surprises the Tanners and causes ALF great distress.
17. S02E17Someone to Watch Over Me: Part 1February 8, 1988 8.0A series of robberies in the neighborhood prompts ALF to want to help with Neighborhood Watch, when Willie is voted block captain.
18. S02E18Someone to Watch Over Me: Part 2February 15, 1988 8.3Neighborhood Watch volunteers quit as the robberies continue. ALF decides to take direct action, causing chaos at the Ochmoneks' house.
19. S02E19We Gotta Get Out of This PlaceFebruary 22, 1988 7.8Jody loses her apartment when the building becomes a condominium, so ALF tries to help her "adjust" to a new home.
20. S02E20You Ain't Nothin' But a Hound DogFebruary 29, 1988 8.2A stray dog makes ALF jealous, so he gives her to the first (and obviously wrong) person who responds to a "found dog" poster.
21. S02E21Hit Me with Your Best ShotMarch 7, 1988 8.0It's the Tanners who learn a lesson while trying to passively resist a belligerent father and son.
22. S02E22Movin' OutMarch 14, 1988 8.2The Tanners may need to sell their house because Willie has been promoted to a supervisory position in San Deigo.
23. S02E23I'm Your PuppetMarch 21, 1988 7.8ALF tries ventriloquism. The attitude of his new "friend", Paul the dummy, turns contentious - then things get weird.
24. S02E24TequilaMarch 28, 1988 8.2ALF assists Kate's alcoholic friend realize that she needs help.
25. S02E25We Are FamilyMay 2, 1988 8.0A dejected Gordon (A.L.F.) wants to expose his existence to the world. Willie has an idea to help him through the crisis.
26. S02E26Varsity DragMay 9, 1988 7.8ALF discovers that he is responsible for Lynn not being able to attend Amherst College, and makes another attempt to find employment.

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01Stop in the Name of LoveOctober 3, 1988 8.2Lynn breaks up with her boyfriend and becomes depressed. ALF gets a self-help book of love for her and asks her to confide in him. When Lynn
2. S03E02Stairway to HeavenOctober 10, 1988 8.0With the help of his guardian angle, ALF finds out what life would be like for the Tanners if they had never met him.
3. S03E03Breaking Up is Hard to DoOctober 17, 1988 7.8Jake pops by because Raquel and Trevor are fighting. This time she throws him out. Kate offers to let him stay in their house. Trevor soon b
4. S03E04Season's bestTonight, Tonight: Part 1October 24, 1988 8.5"And heeeere's Alfie!" ALF hosts The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson instead ofJohnny Carson. Is it a dream? Is it an "What if...?" stor
5. S03E05Tonight, Tonight: Part 2October 24, 1988 8.3ALF fills in forJohnny Carson on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, alienating regulars and guests alike.
6. S03E06Promises, PromisesOctober 31, 1988 7.8Lynn has barely turned 18 and she's already moved on from boys her own age to - an older man. Lynn is forbidden from seeing Eddie again, and
7. S03E07Turkey in the Straw: Part 1November 14, 1988 7.7ALF already ate the Thanksgiving turkey - raw. Willie fails to find a new one, so Raquel invites the Tanners over. A storm arrives as does a
8. S03E08Turkey in the Straw: Part 2November 15, 1988 7.9Pete has called the Alien Task Force. He has been told to keep ALF occupied until Sergeant Fox and his men arrive to capture him. Dead or al
9. S03E09ChangesNovember 21, 1988 7.8The social workers, which includes Willie, go on a strike that may last a while. Kate decides to take a job in order to bring money into the
10. S03E10My Back PagesNovember 28, 1988 8.2When Kate and Willie stop ALF's rummage in the attic, they find Willie's movie of Woodstock and want to watch it. When Willie tells ALF what
11. S03E11Alone Again, NaturallyDecember 5, 1988 8.0ALF reads a tabloid article about a couple in Barstow who live with a space alien, who sounds to ALF like his cousin Blinky. ALF persuades W
12. S03E12Do You Believe in Magic?December 12, 1988 8.0ALF gets interested in magic tricks, so Willie gives his old magic trick set to him. When ALF discovers he is no good at magic tricks even t
13. S03E13Hide AwayJanuary 9, 1989 8.2ALF has ordered a non-refundable satellite dish. Willie carpools with a talkative guy Jim, who manipulates Willie into inviting him for dinn
14. S03E14Fight BackJanuary 16, 1989 8.2Willie realizes his car repairman is scamming him and decides to do something about it. While Willie refuses to admit that The System Has Fa
15. S03E15Suspicious MindsJanuary 23, 1989 7.5ALF has started to believe in one of the biggest urban legends - that Elvis is alive. When Raquel describes their new neighbor, ALF is convi
16. S03E16Baby LoveFebruary 6, 1989 7.5Now that Kate is pregnant and the focus is on her unborn child, ALF feels neglected. Raquel throws a surprise baby shower, to which Andrea f
17. S03E17Running ScaredFebruary 13, 1989 7.5An anonymous caller demands $3,000 from ALF - otherwise he will turn ALF to the authorities. On the second call, the extortionist adds that
18. S03E18Standing in the Shadows of LoveFebruary 20, 1989 7.8Jake has a *huge* crush on a girl called Laura, but freezes every time he tries to approach or contact her. ALF offers to write a letter in
19. S03E19SuperstitionFebruary 27, 1989 7.8ALF accidentally burns Brian's History book in the oven. He then insists that he's now under a Melmacian curse: 14 years of increasing bad l
20. S03E20Torn Between Two LoversMarch 6, 1989 7.8Lynn ends up with two dates for a dance through ALF's mishandled phone message
21. S03E21Funeral for a FriendMarch 20, 1989 7.8ALF wants a pet, so Willie decides to buy him an ant farm. ALF doesn't appreciate his new pets at first, but it will change.
22. S03E22Don't Be Afraid of the DarkMarch 27, 1989 8.0The start date of Brian's first overnight boy scout camp is almost at hand. But he is afraid of the dark. While Willie reminisces about his
23. S03E23Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby, Standing in the Shadow?April 10, 1989 7.5Jake stops by to tell that her mother has come to the Ochmoneks. She comes to thank the Tanners and Racquel invites her to dinner at the Tan
24. S03E24Like an Old Time MovieApril 17, 1989 8.0The Tanners are going to a wedding and ALF is left home alone, Willie having rented him silent movies. ALF gets inspired to write his own si
25. S03E25Shake, Rattle and RollMay 1, 1989 7.5ALF experiences his first earthquake (there were no melmacquakes). When he is told that quakes can be a lot bigger, ALF starts to live in fe
26. S03E26Having My BabyMay 8, 1989 7.8ALF is preparing himself for the coming of Kate's baby because, in his opinion, Willie isn't prepared enough. Can ALF be persuaded to accept

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01Baby, Come BackSeptember 18, 1989 7.6When Kate has to unexpectedly go in to work, she has no choice but to leave ALF in charge of the baby. While babysitting, ALF faces a huge d
2. S04E02LiesSeptember 25, 1989 8.0After ALF invites a tabloid crew over to the Tanner household for an interview, they take a few photos before Willie asks them to leave.
3. S04E03Wanted: Dead or AliveOctober 2, 1989 8.2After ALF watches "Crimestoppers" and sees a guy resembling Willie who is wanted for polygamy, he tries to hide Willie. When the FBI takes W
4. S04E04We're in the MoneyOctober 9, 1989 7.8Alf thinks that he has found a great new game when he accesses Willie's stock market account.
5. S04E05Season's bestMind GamesOctober 16, 1989 8.4With ALF feeling bored and useless, Larry advises the Tanners to ask for his opinion on their problems and make him feel more important.
6. S04E06Hooked on a FeelingOctober 23, 1989 7.8When ALF develops an addiction to eating cotton balls, Willie and Kate decide to invite a support group over to the house and have Willie co
7. S04E07He Ain't Heavy, He's Willie's BrotherOctober 30, 1989 7.8ALF gets upset when Willie's emotionally depressed kid brother spends lots of time at the house, leaving him to take quarters in the garage.
8. S04E08The First Time Ever I Saw Your FaceNovember 6, 1989 7.8With ALF upset over Willie's brother frequently coming to the house, Willie decides that the best thing to do is finally introduce his broth
9. S04E09Live and Let DieNovember 13, 1989 7.5When the Tanners' cat Lucky dies, ALF decides to answer a giveaway ad in the paper for kittens so that he can eat them, only to find out tha
10. S04E10Break Up to Make UpNovember 20, 1989 7.8ALF gets upset when his anniversary party is interrupted by Kate's mother who flies in after a fight with her husband.
11. S04E11Happy TogetherNovember 27, 1989 7.5Following a fight with Willie, ALF decides to move in with Neal. It doesn't take long for him to wear out his welcome.
12. S04E12FeverDecember 4, 1989 7.8When ALF gets really sick, Willie and Kate consider taking him to a doctor.
13. S04E13It's My PartyDecember 11, 1989 7.8Willie and Kate miss the days when they would visit friends' dinner parties and then reciprocate. They decide to host a luau with a roasted
14. S04E14Make 'em LaughJanuary 8, 1990 7.8Alf thinks he's a stand-up comedian. NBC offers him a show, he's famous and rich and everybody loves him. In his dream he sends Willie and K
15. S04E15Love on the RocksJanuary 15, 1990 7.6When Neal decides to drive to Las Vegas and remarry his ex-wife, ALF sneaks into the back of their car in a effort to try and talk Neal out
16. S04E16True ColorsJanuary 22, 1990 7.4ALF develops an interest in art after one of Lynn's professors compliments one of his paintings.
17. S04E17Gimme That Old Time ReligionJanuary 29, 1990 7.6In order to become a minister, ALF must preside over a ceremony. So he suggests that Willie and Kate renew their vows on the 22nd anniversar
18. S04E18Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear ShadesFebruary 5, 1990 7.8Realizing he will outlive the Tanners, ALF daydreams about the future, after the children have grown up and moved out.
19. S04E19When I'm Sixty-FourFebruary 12, 1990 7.8With Willie and Kate going out for the night, ALF sneaks into a retirement home in the hopes of meeting a once-famous actress, whose glory d
20. S04E20Mr. SandmanFebruary 19, 1990 7.8When Willie finds a map from one of his dead relatives, he and ALF trek to Death Valley to try and find a possible treasure. Things don't go
21. S04E21Stayin' AliveFebruary 26, 1990 8.0When ALF finds out that a local corporation is using CFCs that pollute the environment, he writes several letters of protest, all under fake
22. S04E22Hungry Like a WolfMarch 3, 1990 7.3Fearing that he might "internally blow up" due to his high calorie consumption, ALF decides to cut meat from his diet. However after a few d
23. S04E23I Gotta Be MeMarch 10, 1990 7.5Lynn and Kate have a disagreement after Lynn plans to go away for a vacation weekend with her boyfriend. Tensions escalate further when Lynn
24. S04E24Consider Me GoneMarch 24, 1990 8.0When ALF picks up a signal on the Tanner's radio, he realizes that it is someone trying to get in touch with him through Melmacian code.

Season 4 ranked & reviewed