A Scare at Bedtime

1. S01E01The Quare FellaNovember 24, 1997—Damien Mc Arsagone boasts how he had often outwitted the Devil, but he soon shuts up after a dance with a mysterious cloven hoofed girl!
2. S01E02Hitch HikerDecember 1, 1997—Donny O’Leprosy picks up a beautiful hitch-hiker only to be carjacked in the worst possible way.
3. S01E03LazybonesDecember 8, 1997—Irelands laziest bollix Henry’ The Sleeper’ Madden sleeps over in a spooky house and has a permanent lie-in!
4. S01E04The CravingsDecember 15, 1997—How long will poor Cormac McAnus resist the cravings for the other white meat?
5. S01E05Black XmasDecember 22, 1997—After downing a crate of stolen Napoleanic brandy, the Fitznobs of Ballywank Manor have a killer hangover – literally!
6. S01E06Pullin' Me LegDecember 29, 1997—In 1880 Oliver Feeley from Two–Mile-Hole visits his sister up in Dublin, but after a case of mistaken identity he ends up another victim of
7. S01E07AppendixJanuary 5, 1998—A routine operation to remove his appendix turns into a nightmare for poor Donny Gussit, who loses more than he bargained for at the hands o
8. S01E08SunbedJanuary 12, 1998—Another terrible tale of caution as Fionnula Fitzgiblet takes one sunbed treatment too many and ends up a ‘fried-maid’ instead of bridesmaid
9. S01E09Lovers PeakJanuary 19, 1998—In this classic urban myth young lusty lovers Jack Morples and Mary Stenkirt drive to the secluded Lover’s Peak, where instead of making-out
10. S01E10Tractor of DoomJanuary 26, 1998—When young man Toolin inherits his Father’s farmland, he tries to sell it. There are no takers as the locals warn that the field is sacred b
11. S01E11The EggtimerFebruary 2, 1998—Oxter McLaughlin treats his daughter Delores like a slave, she has to boil his eggs every day for exactly three minutes, no more, no less. B
12. S01E12Brain ScooperFebruary 9, 1998—The town of Butt Crack, West Virginia is home to The Finkle family, but Papa Finkle has very strange ideas on how to literally ‘feed knowled
13. S01E13WasterFebruary 16, 1998—Ruari O’Pluracy sits on his hairy hole day in, day out ever since his Father died whilst his Mother works to bone to put food on the table.
14. S01E14Vampire LeprechaunFebruary 23, 1998—Never get involved with a married woman. Especially when she’s the zombie bride of Irelands only Vampire Leprechaun Seamus Shenangan.
15. S01E15The Golden ArseMarch 2, 1998—Ireland’s very own Indiana Jones; Pronsious Ni Crotch sets off for the lost Inca village of Licky Bumbum in search of the legendary ‘Golden
16. S01E16The StudMarch 9, 1998—Pony Mahony is the ultimate ladies man, but when he sets his eyes on the new beauty in town who questions his masculinity he decides on some
17. S01E17Little Green FellasMarch 16, 1998—The 1965 the Earth’s doom was set by Finbar O’Pubicon who sold cow manure to a bunch of aliens who told him they needed the dung to grow pla
18. S01E18ClonesMarch 23, 1998—Science Fiction meets science fact in this futuristic tale of a hapless clone RX-75 who constantly dreams of one day leaving the cloning fac
19. S01E19The WailingMarch 30, 1998—Anal Boyle is haunted by the blood curdling wail of the banshee that signalled the death of both his parents and when it follows him back to
20. S01E20Tropical DiseasesApril 6, 1998—Podge & Rodge’s alter-ego’s Fester & Ailin’ make their musical debut on Ballydung Radio with the video for their song about the dangerous of

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01Carmel SutraSeptember 7, 1998—Lorcan Piles wins the Lottery and offers to buy his best friend Mossie McGoolican anything he wants. But when Mossie asks for a night with ‘
2. S02E02Holiday in HellSeptember 14, 1998—Mickey Scratcher decides to take one more holiday before joining the priesthood. He goes on a pilgrimage to the Far East, but the Holiday of
3. S02E03Hell HouseSeptember 21, 1998—Ardle McArdle and his family buy Muff Cottage - the House of their dreams or as it turned out; the house of their Nightmares! And even when
4. S02E04Diet PillSeptember 28, 1998—The classic tale of Willy Ring from Toolend. A man who had tried everything in the hope of shedding a few pounds. He purchases a miracle pil
5. S02E05GOBOctober 5, 1998—Poor Johnny Ballsac is a ‘shitehawk’ or so his Dad always tells him. He’s fed up and decides to make something of himself by joining a relig
6. S02E06Living CanvasOctober 12, 1998—Dick Dalton from Bognobber is addicted to body-art and on his third wedding anniversary he gets the most intimate piercing as a surprise for
7. S02E07BedsitOctober 19, 1998—Mary O’Hairy is desperate to escape her small town existence and in particular from her intense ex-boyfriend. So she is delighted when she a
8. S02E08The BeastOctober 26, 1998—Tracing your family roots has never been so dangerous! Especially if you’re a Mc Cracken and your ancestors are from the cursed hometown of
9. S02E09HalloweenOctober 31, 1998—Local boys done good Fester and Ailin’ strum out another of their No.1 tunes. Taken from their album ‘Fiddlin’ with the Monks’ it’s their in
10. S02E10GenieNovember 2, 1998—Fergal Scuttle discovers a mysterious bottle in his fishing net and after giving it a good polish, a beautiful Genie appears. She has been a
11. S02E11The CaseNovember 9, 1998—Jock Rash tries to get away with murder with his wife’s corpse stowed away in a suitcase. But with the legendary Detective Spunk Murphy lite
12. S02E12The MoleNovember 16, 1998—Gus 'The Mole' Gerahty is Ireland's premier safe cracker and jail breaker. When he's sent to the notorious Hole Island prison he plans his m
13. S02E13Nasty HabitsNovember 23, 1998—The nuns of Bumboyle Abbey are notoriously competitive. But how far will they go to win the 'Oldest Nun of the Year' award when Sister Angin
14. S02E14Phone HomeNovember 30, 1998—Brad Fukofski from Methane, Michigan double crosses notorious mob boss Don Keyhole. Whilst fleeing the scene of the crime with the booty in
15. S02E15Close, but no CigarDecember 7, 1998—Catriona Eczema becomes obsessed with Madame Vargeena's prediction that she will become a millionaire. When she meets Benji Swillshank, Irel
16. S02E16The BreakDecember 14, 1998—Turloch and Hannah Roids hadn't been on a holiday for five years. Turloch was getting a new business off the ground and Hannah was looking a
17. S02E17FloaterDecember 21, 1998—'Never date outside of your class' is a lesson that Shane Cyst from Squitters Bridge learns the hard way when he starts dating Milandra Pott
18. S02E18ChristmasDecember 25, 1998—It's another miserable Christmas at Ballydung manor. Podge has bought himself a present, a new Alpine music album 'Fester and Ailin's Raging
19. S02E19Lonely GuyDecember 28, 1998—Dave Knuckleshuffle regularly goes on dates with Pam and her five sisters and when he visits the adult section in his local video shop he's
20. S02E20HairJanuary 4, 1999—'Always read the instructions' is a lesson that Ozzie Dorgan learns the hard way when the vanity gets the better of him and he overdoses on

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01PlugholeOctober 4, 1999—Enda Meeshank was studying genetic science and decided to do some extra curricular experiments in the bath of his flat. But the mixture of h
2. S03E02Backdoor ManOctober 11, 1999—Flush Lavatory and his wife Nuala had just moved into the new development at Godownonme Crescent and when he spied his sexy new neighbour Sh
3. S03E03LaptopOctober 18, 1999—Franky O’Friction was a travelling salesman, living from one hotel room to another. But with his trusty laptop he was never alone. However h
4. S03E04ForeplayOctober 25, 1999—The game of golf takes a sinister twist as an unscrupulous land developer Jimmy Eastwood kicks Patch Keogh off his farm and creates the infa
5. S03E05Second ComingNovember 1, 1999—Mad Dog McGuire’s vicious mutts were running riot around the neighbourhood and he couldn’t care less. Until the day his dogs brought home th
6. S03E06B.D.R.November 8, 1999—Ballydung Radio are proud to present Fester and Ailin’s latest chart topper celebrating ‘Screw U’ - Ireland’s First pornography shop. And ev
7. S03E07Black BroguesNovember 15, 1999—Seamus Mc Anus will do anything to become the Greatest Irish dancer in the world, by fair means or foul! And after he steals the perfect pai
8. S03E08The Man in the Aran MaskNovember 22, 1999—The infamous serial killer ‘The Man in the Aran Mask’ is shocked when a callous murderer is claiming to be him. He decides to lie low and hi
9. S03E09PotionNovember 29, 1999—Willy Shaven from Cross-Dress Pass had a face like a ‘slid in shite’ which was a bit of a problem when all he craved was love! But real love
10. S03E10Love TriangleDecember 6, 1999—Banger Lang loved the ladies, so much so he had no qualms about having a number of wives on the go. When his third wife Vixen suggested a th
11. S03E11Prison SongDecember 13, 1999—Ireland’s favourite pirate radio station is back on the airwaves once more with yet another chart topper from Fester and Ailin’ bringing hop
12. S03E12Office PartyDecember 20, 1999—After being fired Jenny Talia isn’t in the mood to go to the ‘fancy dress office party’ But she eventually decides to surprise her boyfriend
13. S03E13ClampedDecember 25, 1999—Willy Rigid was Ireland’s most notorious clamper. He was loathed by everyone in the town of Dripping, Co. Laois and when he slapped a ticket
14. S03E14Mr. MeatDecember 27, 1999—Rival butchers Jimmy Ruddock and Liam Larson take the annual Mr.Meat competition very seriously. And when Liam is cheated out of the title,
15. S03E15SplendercockJanuary 3, 2000—Phillius Splendercock was a terrible magician, so he was quite surprised when a financier offered to back him, with the only clause being th
16. S03E16Face OffJanuary 10, 2000—Neill Down of ‘Blow Me’ Industries had a tax bill from Hell! But he also had friends in high places. Inspector Bush arranged for Neill’s fak
17. S03E17HunterJanuary 17, 2000—Glen Dalok and his daughter were Ireland’s most famous Vampire Hunting team. But on a trip to the town of Bedwettin a routine culling gets a
18. S03E18Hand LuggageJanuary 24, 2000—When you’re on the most wanted list in the country and you want to travel abroad, how do you get through airport security? That’s the proble
19. S03E19TeaseJanuary 31, 2000—College students Clodagh Svelt and her jock boyfriend Steve Frontal loved nothing more than teasing poor Pat McShaft who worked in his paren
20. S03E20FreakshowFebruary 7, 2000—Every year when the Busby and McMahon Travelling Freak show arrived in Cocknorris, the three town bullies loved nothing more than making fun

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01Colosto You, Colosto MeOctober 9, 2000—Podge and Rodge show off their musicial side with a rap about waste management.
2. S04E02Blind Man’s BluffOctober 16, 2000—A young Russian girl discovers that a good deed is not always a good idea.
3. S04E03Real TVOctober 23, 2000—A group of over-enthusiastic film students take a reality TV project too far.
4. S04E04Doggy StyleOctober 30, 2000—One man and his dog fall foul of a woman scorned!
5. S04E05Speed TrapNovember 6, 2000—Two Gardai play a trick on a new recruit, but take it a step too far.
6. S04E06Citric Acid TripNovember 13, 2000—Cocky business boyo "Flush Tone" tries to earn a bit on the side with very unap-peel-ing results.
7. S04E07Femme BruleeNovember 20, 2000—Ian Flate finds out why you should never dip your spoon into another man's porridge. Even if the bowl is rubber.
8. S04E08Red CarnationNovember 27, 2000—Unlucky in love loser Archie Smelt, finally meets the woman of his dreams
9. S04E09Room ServiceDecember 4, 2000—A romantic hotel break takes a sinister turn when room service gives Minty Mingler more than she bargained for.
10. S04E10CockDecember 11, 2000—Fester n' Ailin sing a cheery song about morning glory on the farm.
11. S04E11Black SpotDecember 18, 2000—A couple come across a car crash, but just how many survivers are there.
12. S04E12Not What the Doctor OrderedJanuary 1, 2001—The story of Jizz Montclaire and how he took method acting too far.
13. S04E13Love and StrawJanuary 8, 2001—A lonely young girl finds solace in the arms of a scarecrow.
14. S04E14Gail ForceJanuary 15, 2001—Gail Ring had a serious problem with gas, But a gasbag of a doctor only made things worse.
15. S04E15911January 22, 2001—Ben Sideways discovers the meaning of lost translation when he hires a new Au-pair.
16. S04E16Bargain BrideJanuary 29, 2001—A bitter mother buys her daughter a cut price wedding dress with devastating results.
17. S04E17DuffyFebruary 5, 2001—The unlikely love story of a vampire and a slayer, It's love at first bite.
18. S04E18The Ardagh PhallusFebruary 12, 2001—An ancient relic with strange powers wreaks havoc.
19. S04E19Crystal BallsFebruary 19, 2001—A football coach turns to a psychic for help, but doesn't quite know the score.
20. S04E20On the SlyFebruary 26, 2001—Fester n' Ailin are back with a warning about the perils of family affairs.

Season 4 ranked & reviewed

1. S05E01HeadhuntersOctober 1, 2001—Spunk Murphy is back to solve a most unusual case, Will he spot the colourful clues?
2. S05E02Cops and SlobbersOctober 8, 2001—A couple of bumbling cops unwittingly mess up their own investigation.
3. S05E03RubbersOctober 15, 2001—Rick Rag and his wife Lillette had the perfect marriage. Or so one of them thought.
4. S05E04Dick RubbinOctober 22, 2001—The tale of the infamous highwayman and petty thief.
5. S05E05Exam PressureOctober 29, 2001—A college professor tries to outwit four cocky students.
6. S05E06Dog GoneNovember 5, 2001—A small town call in Spunk Murphy when the beloved pets start disappearing.
7. S05E07Monkey DoNovember 12, 2001—Fester n' Ailin bring you a warning song about the dangers of monkeys.
8. S05E08GelsNovember 19, 2001—When barbers go bad.
9. S05E09NobodyNovember 26, 2001—America's top lawyer Dan Blowman goes head to head with a young novice.
10. S05E10Model WifeDecember 3, 2001—Why a cemetery is never a good place to look for a date.
11. S05E11Fatal FadDecember 10, 2001—Have you ever thought a toy looked alive.
12. S05E12DriveDecember 17, 2001—Can anything turn Roger Pokeme off sex? He's about to find out.
13. S05E13Changing RoomsDecember 24, 2001—A Dream Holiday ends in a nightmare for Sitonme and Todd Langer.
14. S05E14Bike LoversDecember 31, 2001—A case of mistaken identity and tragedy.
15. S05E154 to 1January 7, 2002—How far can reality shows go? Four students are about to find out.
16. S05E16Dream of MurderJanuary 14, 2002—A terrible premonition spells trouble for Bernie Hardman.
17. S05E17FurrytaleJanuary 21, 2002—A man with a fetish for dressing up in in furry costumes finds out it's like to be a real animal.
18. S05E18R.I.P. MailJanuary 28, 2002—The dangerous combination of e-mail and an evil boss.
19. S05E19Dead RingerFebruary 4, 2002—Jim Natter teaches his his gobby wife a lesson the only way she'll understand.
20. S05E20PantsFebruary 11, 2002—The unfortunate story of Marty Felchman, his dream date, and his dodgy bowels.

Season 5 ranked & reviewed

1. S06E01Hell We Go AgainJanuary 6, 2003—An American prisoner of war wakes from an horrific dream to find reality not much different.
2. S06E02Second SightJanuary 13, 2003—An innocent man stumbles into a twisted trap set by an alluring young woman
3. S06E03Deadly AccurateJanuary 20, 2003—Two assassins; Lance Cocksure and new assassin on the block ‘The Hawk’ battle it out for the coveting Golden bullet.
4. S06E04Neighbourhood CrotchJanuary 27, 2003—A small town is confounded as secret sex tapes featuring the townsfolk in their very own bedrooms are turning up in porn shops across the co
5. S06E05Trailer TrashFebruary 3, 2003—Two down-at-heel petty crooks plan the heist of their life when they plot to horse-nap the world famous Red Bum. They fully intend to give t
6. S06E06Sleep Tight, Sleep FrightFebruary 10, 2003—A young woman hopes that changing her lifestyle will rid her of a terrifying recurring nightmare; and it seems to work. But was it just a dr
7. S06E07Upstairs DownscaresFebruary 17, 2003—All Randolph Smythe wants is a girl to see past his wealth and love him for himself. When he meets Morwina Pisspot, he thinks he has found j
8. S06E08Hell SpellsFebruary 24, 2003—Two misfit students - Eloise and Sebastian - spend their evenings terrorising their fellow students with a Ouija Board. Then one day, the ta
9. S06E09Un-Fortune-ateMarch 3, 2003—A rich widow - Lady Urinaroma - is conned by her two servants but proves to be far from an easy target.
10. S06E10Fourth ContactMarch 10, 2003—A lone astronaut finds himself stranded on a strange planet. Luckily, its inhabitants are friendly and only have the kindest of intentions –
11. S06E11Episode 11—
12. S06E12Episode 12—
13. S06E13Episode 13—
14. S06E14Episode 14—
15. S06E15Episode 15—
16. S06E16Episode 16—
17. S06E17Episode 17—
18. S06E18Episode 18—

Season 6 ranked & reviewed

1. S07E01VentNovember 17, 2003—A ventriloquist’s dummy with a life of its own decides he would be better off without his owner and plans to get rid of him. After all, no o
2. S07E02Con AirNovember 24, 2003—Meet Fintan – a man with a completely new take on the ‘mile high club’ – and one nobody will want to join!
3. S07E03Cheat the ParentsDecember 1, 2003—Sabrina Swallows is devastated when her parents ban her from seeing her beloved boyfriend Tony. But just what will it take for her to realis
4. S07E04Fur LoveDecember 8, 2003—A woman tries to work out how to explain to her husband how she acquired the fur coat her lover bought her. She thinks she has a foolproof p
5. S07E05Painting by MurdersDecember 15, 2003—A spate of mysterious copycat killings sees several art lovers brutally murdered in the modus operandi of executed serial killers The Gardaí
6. S07E06ShelfishDecember 22, 2003—A fatal tale of fish, food poisoning and a woman with a plan.
7. S07E07Sleep FrightDecember 29, 2003—Mickey Joe Girth thinks he has easy. He’s new in town and already has an easy job working the night shift at a local petrol station. Practic
8. S07E08Fado HomoJanuary 5, 2004—The story of two Celtic knights who want to spend Celtic nights together.
9. S07E09Episode 9—
10. S07E10Episode 10—
11. S07E11Episode 11—
12. S07E12Episode 12—
13. S07E13Episode 13—
14. S07E14Episode 14—
15. S07E15Episode 15—
16. S07E16Episode 16—

Season 7 ranked & reviewed

1. S08E01Raging BullshitSeptember 6, 2004—Finbar Fury is saved from a life behind bars by an apparently altruistic boxing coach. Colonel Saunders sees world class potential in Finbar
2. S08E02Mortal EmbarrassmentSeptember 13, 2004—Fintan Felon is back with another foolproof scam. This time, he’s got his sights on grieving widows. Checking the death notices on a daily b
3. S08E03Last Man StandingSeptember 20, 2004—Ronnie Black was definitely the smoothest criminal around. With several robberies under his belt, not a single soul had ever been hurt and h
4. S08E04Be-otchSeptember 27, 2004—Danny Veckins was a decent man - a good boss and a good father. But when his business and livelihood was threatened by a bitchy jobsworth in
5. S08E05Touchin the ClothOctober 4, 2004—Steve and Jimmy loved adventure sports. Unfortunately, they didn’t always want to bother their arses actually mastering the sport in questio
6. S08E06Randy PeakOctober 11, 2004—Detective Spunk Murphy is back in action on his most baffling case to date. A young couple are pushed to their death over Randy Peak whilst
7. S08E07Old AquiltenceOctober 18, 2004—Iva Brownstain was a survivor. And 40 years after her heroic escape from a World War 2 camp, she was still around to prove it. In fact, thin
8. S08E08Dead SpeadOctober 25, 2004—Larry and Chloe Mingus had achieved every young couple’s dream and bought their first house. Sure, it needed a bit of work, but it was their
9. S08E09Freezer GeezerNovember 1, 2004—Japs Eye, Bulb and Muppet really were ‘the lads’. They’d worked together for years and were always playing some prank or another on each oth
10. S08E10Face to FaceNovember 8, 2004—Niamh had just embarked on a psychology degree at the Friendly University Kilkenny and although she was a quiet girl, was really looking for
11. S08E11InstaineNovember 15, 2004—Sarah Spreadem had just found the perfect flat. Within walking distance of work, decent rent and a very nice landlord. But one day Sarah see
12. S08E12B.D.R.December 24, 2004—Join everyone’s favourite local boys done good – Fester and Ailin’ – as they celebrate Christmas in their own inimitable way. There are turk
13. S08E13Dead MoneyJanuary 3, 2005—The sordid story of Boyle and McSorley – two graverobbers who turn to murder when their source of dead bodies runs dry. Sure who will miss a
14. S08E14Mad About YouJanuary 10, 2005—Dr Pay is just an ordinary psychiatrist who can tell a loony from a mile off. So when he meets the elegant and refined Mrs Imelda Mounthaven
15. S08E15Nu UJanuary 24, 2005—It didn’t matter what way you looked at it, Eta Burger was a fattie. And the poor chunkster had tried no end of diets and fads, potions and
16. S08E16Dead Man TalkingJanuary 31, 2005—Jockster Casey liked to think of himself as a bit of a wide boy. In reality, he was a relic of a bygone era of gangsters and ganglands. But

Season 8 ranked & reviewed

1. S09E01Lottery ForgotterySeptember 5, 2005—It was Dick Fitzwell’s turn to buy the lottery ticket for his work colleagues' syndicate. They had played for years, but never won more than
2. S09E02TaxiSeptember 12, 2005—Willie Palmer was the worst kind of taxi driver. He had a filthy car and a filthy mouth and took people for a ride – and not the one they ha
3. S09E03FlierSeptember 19, 2005—Aspiring news reporter Jack Goff was ambitious to a fault. He would do anything to break a big story. So when someone appears to be leaving
4. S09E04Dead FunnySeptember 26, 2005—Aspiring comedian Buster Cherry had one problem; he wasn’t remotely funny. So when the chance arose for him to become the funniest man alive
5. S09E05Buzzin BuddyOctober 3, 2005—Pat McCann enjoyed hanging out with his drinking buddies, but some days, he just wanted time to himself. So one day he does just that - spen
6. S09E06Caress Me FatherOctober 10, 2005—Father Roger Rightly was a devout man of the cloth. So when Bishop Pullit came to visit the parish, Father Roger was appalled by his insinua
7. S09E07Truth or DareOctober 17, 2005—Rod Footlong was the worst kind of lothario. His “hump ‘em, dump ‘em” attitude to women had left him with a little black book like a phone d
8. S09E08Throwin in the TowelOctober 24, 2005—It is never easy to move to a new neighbourhood, as Tammy Paxman and her daughter found out when they moved to the suburbs. Tammy was determ
9. S09E09Will FeralOctober 31, 2005—Professor Manville was the world's leading anthropologist. He had devoted his life to the study of the history of mankind. So when the Profe
10. S09E10Star StruckNovember 7, 2005—Gerry Ryan - aka Ireland’s favourite radio and chat show host – was enjoying a quiet drink after work in his local when a young man approach
11. S09E11Send and DeceiveNovember 21, 2005—The Shadow Man was a criminal with a difference. His weapon of choice was technology. He would send out hundreds of random e-mails to indivi
12. S09E12Two TimerNovember 28, 2005—Bridget Flea was a lonely soul. So when she met Bob, a charming man whom she passed on his way to work in the orchards every morning she tho
13. S09E13Funny BusinessDecember 5, 2005—Busy corporate suit Chris P. Bacon had no time for anything but his high-flying career. Even his young son didn’t get much of a look in. One
14. S09E14DeatharazziDecember 12, 2005—One of Ireland’s busiest photographers Shay Cheese wanted something more significant to snap. He was growing tired of chasing ambulances and
15. S09E15Something About MaryDecember 15, 2005—What is it about the Irish people and presidents called Mary? We’ve had two in a row now, and local boys done good, Fester n’ Ailin, think i
16. S09E16Faking the LawJanuary 6, 2006—Craven Morehead was a rich man - but like many wealthy people, he didn’t like being parted from his money. He had everything he wanted in li

Season 9 ranked & reviewed