Xavier: Renegade Angel (2007–2009)

1. S01E01What Life D-D-DothNovember 4, 2007 9.0When Burbury, Connecticut is infected with a strange virus, Xavier must use his healing powers to save the town from an evil computer.
2. S01E02Season's bestChief Beef LocoNovember 11, 2007 10.0When a boy named Percy wishes he could impress the Loco's with his mascot outfit, he has Xavier pretend to be him in a costume. The Loco's d
3. S01E03Weapons Grade LifeNovember 18, 2007 8.0A young boy pretends to be God and performs surgeries on people to impress his dad.
4. S01E04The 6th Teat of Good IntentionsNovember 25, 2007 8.0Xavier thinks that 7 babies were abandoned, so he keeps them as his own. Then he finds out that a woman lost 7 babies and Xavier tries to fi
5. S01E05Pet SiouxicideDecember 2, 2007 7.0Xavier surrenders his own freedom for a spoiled child.
6. S01E06World of Hurt, BCDecember 9, 2007 10.0Xavier goes back in time by smoking and eating bacon in order to discover his origin.
7. S01E07BloodcornDecember 16, 2007 10.0When a factory mix-up turns a town to dust, Xavier must pray for rain.
8. S01E08Escape From Squatopian FreedomDecember 23, 2007 9.0When Xavier's significant crystal is stolen, he is forced to venture forth into a freedom-mad place named Squatopia where he meets a man who
9. S01E09Signs From GodrillaJanuary 6, 2008 10.0Xavier must choose between the heart and the mind.
10. S01E10Shakashuri BlowdownJanuary 13, 2008 10.0The final chapter begends when Xavier meets his match.

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1. S02E01VibracaustFebruary 12, 2009 7.0Xavier's sacred mantra brings solace to a sad, pathetic pill popping soul— his own.
2. S02E02Xavier's ManeuverFebruary 19, 2009 7.0Xavier unleashes his revolutionary lifesaving maneuver all up on those who find theyselfs in need of his protection.
3. S02E03El TornadadorFebruary 26, 2009—When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won’t know what hit it in the face.
4. S02E04Haunted TonkMarch 5, 2009—Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood.
5. S02E05Free Range ManibalismMarch 12, 2009—Xavier lifts homeless veterans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats.
6. S02E06Damnesia VuMarch 19, 2009—When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reig
7. S02E07Going NormalMarch 26, 2009—Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier’s gratitude starved heart shrieks out “Abandon ye lifequest!” and then wolfs down a steam-filled pudd
8. S02E08Kharmarabionic LotionApril 2, 2009—A reporter gets his scoop on Xavier. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. It’s pretty cool. Or, did he?
9. S02E09Damnesia YouApril 9, 2009—Xavier has amnesia.
10. S02E10Braingea's Final CrannyApril 16, 2009—When Xavier runs out of desert across which to ramble, he drowns in a sea of completion.

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