Weeds

1. S01E01You Can't Miss the BearAugust 7, 2005 7.3In the series debut, housewife Nancy Botwin struggles to deal with the sudden death of her husband, while her best friend and neighbor Celia
2. S01E02Free GoatAugust 15, 2005 6.5As Celia deals with the other woman in her marriage, Nancy contemplates creating an enterprise to solve the cash only financial issues cause
3. S01E03Good Shit LollipopAugust 22, 2005 6.9A mountain lion is on the prowl in Agrestic, but it's the medical marijuana facility that is causing the most havoc in Nancy's life. Faced w
4. S01E04Fashion of the ChristAugust 29, 2005 7.1Nancy gets a rude awakening when her brother-in-law Andy comes for a surprise visit. Doug has an idea for a location for the faux bakery, wh
5. S01E05Lude AwakeningSeptember 5, 2005 7.5Nancy gets a reality check about what a life of crime can entail. Andy acts like a fool and gets arrested. Celia tries alternative methods t
6. S01E06Dead in the NethersSeptember 12, 2005 7.5Nancy attempt to play around in an effort to relieve some stress. Nancy, Celia, and Conrad go out to a club where Celia and Conrad "snuggle
7. S01E07Higher EducationSeptember 19, 2005 7.7Nancy hires an employee, and becomes known to a rival in the process. Shane makes a new friend, and Andy gets to know the new friend's mothe
8. S01E08The Punishment LightSeptember 26, 2005 7.5Uncle Andy acts foolish at a ceremony for Judah. Shane gets in trouble again. Celia and Dean duke it out. Nancy finds out who it is that has
9. S01E09The Punishment LighterOctober 3, 2005 7.6Nancy gets busted and Heylia teaches her about a $14,000 lesson. Doug and Celia make kitchen talk. The kids have daddy problems during diver
10. S01E10Season's bestThe GodmotherOctober 10, 2005 8.3Isabelle experiments, Andy gets drafted, Peter may not be who Nancy thinks he is, Silas gets high, and Nancy cuts out the middleman.

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01Corn SnakeAugust 14, 2006 7.5After repeatedly having her suggestions ignored by the likes of Doug Wilson and having an eye opening car accident Celia decides to run for
2. S02E02Cooking with JesusAugust 21, 2006 7.8Nancy does her best to cope with the loss of Conrad's help, who runs into some trouble while venturing out on his own. Andy is still trying
3. S02E03Last Tango in AgresticAugust 28, 2006 7.7While Nancy is trying to figure out what do with Peter, she comes home to problems of plumbing that are related to Shane and his arrival int
4. S02E04A.K.A. The PlantSeptember 4, 2006 7.5Nancy takes on an alias to help Conrad set up the grow house. Isabelle get approached to be a model. Interesting things happen to Celia whil
5. S02E05Mrs. Botwin's NeighborhoodSeptember 11, 2006 7.5Isabelle is auditioning for the Huskeroo ads afterall. Once Celia sees that Isabelle has an opportunity to go national she may change her mi
6. S02E06Crush Girl Love PanicSeptember 18, 2006 7.3Conrad is beginning to grow suspicious of Nancy's actions after the bust on the grow houses. Shane joins the debate team at school. Celia ge
7. S02E07Must Find ToesSeptember 25, 2006 7.5It's election day and the votes are being cast by friend and foe alike. Andy loses some of his toes at the grow house. Nancy tries to make p
8. S02E08MILF MoneyOctober 2, 2006 7.7Conrad and Nancy take their product to be tested in the market. They run into some upscale clients on the way. Celia tries to get Dean to he
9. S02E09BashOctober 9, 2006 7.8Peter makes a visit to Heylia's house with some of his DEA friends. Nancy and Conrad install a safe in the grow house. Doug tries to ruin Ce
10. S02E10Mile Deep and a Foot WideOctober 16, 2006 7.9Heylia treats Nancy like the trash that she thinks she is. Peter's captain looks over his notes on the DEA bust. Celia and Doug's relationsh
11. S02E11Season's bestYeah, Like TomatoesOctober 23, 2006 8.2Peter isn't happy about the nickname "Agent Wonderbread" and he lets Nancy and Conrad know so with a convincing threat. Nancy looks to other
12. S02E12PittsburghOctober 30, 2006 8.0Nancy is having one of the worst and busiest days of life. One of her sons is missing. Shane's graduation and the deal with U-Turn make her

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01Season's bestDoing the Backstroke (1)August 13, 2007 8.2After being threatened by U-Turn and The Armenians, Nancy goes in search of Silas and her hijacked pot. Meanwhile, Celia has Silas arrested
2. S03E02A Pool and His Money (2)August 20, 2007 8.1Sanjay has a new experience. Nancy gets bruised. Conrad won't do what U-Turn wants him to. Lupita still won't follow orders. Heylia's out to
3. S03E03The Brick DanceAugust 27, 2007 8.0Conrad and Heylia find a new grow house. Celia attempts to bond with Isabel, while U-Turn forces Nancy to run a dangerous errand.
4. S03E04Shit HighwaySeptember 3, 2007 7.9The DEA continues to probe Nancy's life to figure out what happened to Peter. Shane helps Nancy get a job. Someone asks the city council for
5. S03E05Bill SussmanSeptember 10, 2007 7.9After going AWOL from the military Andy, turns up in camouflage. The city council works with Sullivan. Shane goes to summer school in Majest
6. S03E06GrasshopperSeptember 17, 2007 7.7Silas makes a new friend, played by the smokin' hot Mary-Kate Olsen; Nancy's conflict with Conrad and Heylia comes to a head; and Nancy find
7. S03E07He Taught Me How to Drive BySeptember 24, 2007 8.0With U-Turn's timely demise Nancy and Conrad check the status on their debts and then they check in with each other. Someone is pregnant and
8. S03E08The Two Mrs. ScottsonsOctober 1, 2007 7.5Celia and Sullivan step up their relationship. Andy gets more involved in a different business. Silas and Tara begin working together. Shane
9. S03E09Release the HoundsOctober 8, 2007 7.5Doug and Sullivan fight over a golf membership and Doug get some revenge. Nancy spends time with Valerie, who considers her an "insane stalk
10. S03E10Roy Till CalledOctober 15, 2007 7.6Nancy's up and running again until someone betrays her and sends in the DEA. Celia spends more time with Dean. Doug has ethics decisions to
11. S03E11CanklesOctober 22, 2007 7.4Nancy discovers who betrayed her and finds out she's being trailed. Some people lose their jobs. Silas discovers something about Tara. Shane
12. S03E12The Dark TimeOctober 29, 2007 7.5Andy and Dean play murderball. Nancy ponders a new venture while Heylia and Conrad must abandon theirs. Doug sinks to an all-time low.
13. S03E13RiskNovember 5, 2007 7.6Nancy tries out a new source but it doesn't go so well. Conrad and Nancy are having some good interplay. Heylia and Vaneeta like the new nei
14. S03E14ProtectionNovember 12, 2007 7.6Nancy has another full week of trouble to deal with and Doug isn't helping. Heylia teaches Celia.
15. S03E15GoNovember 19, 2007 8.2As the wildfire approaches, everyone must evacuate. Nancy tells her family to pack up, while Conrad and Heylia must say goodbye to the growh

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01Mother Thinks the Birds Are After HerJune 16, 2008 7.3Nancy has relocated to the border in search of a new life but she soon finds her past to be inescapable. Both problems and people follow her
2. S04E02Lady's a CharmJune 23, 2008 7.3After settling her family in Ren Mar, Nancy turns her attention back to business. Later, Guillermo gives her a much needed crash course in "
3. S04E03The Whole Blah Damn ThingJune 30, 2008 7.2Nancy makes her first successful smuggling run across the border with both drugs and human cargo. Meanwhile, Captain Till strikes a deal wit
4. S04E04The Three CoolersJuly 7, 2008 7.8After Bubbie's death, the entire Botwin family sits shiva (the Jewish period of mourning) for seven days. After shiva, Nancy is sent on a mi
5. S04E05No Man is PuddingJuly 14, 2008 7.6Guillermo gives Nancy a new job and she soon finds working retail isn't as mundane as it appears on the surface. Celia's deal with Captain T
6. S04E06Excellent TreasuresJuly 21, 2008 7.5Nancy follows the tunnel in the back of the maternity shop and sees something she shouldn't at the other end. Dean takes a new job, leaving
7. S04E07Yes I CanJuly 28, 2008 7.5When Nancy is denied a share of the incoming pot by Guillermo, she decides to go over his head to Esteban. Celia discovers the cheap medicat
8. S04E08I Am the TableAugust 4, 2008 7.9A spontaneous date ends in near violence for Nancy and Esteban; Silas reveals to Lisa that he grows pot, and she makes him a tempting offer;
9. S04E09Little BoatsAugust 11, 2008 7.5Despite their busy schedules, Nancy and Esteban try to find some time for each other. After finding out about Shane's fantasies and Silas's
10. S04E10The Love Circle OverlapAugust 18, 2008 7.5Nancy learns that the tunnel is being used for more than drugs. Esteban puts her fears to rest as well as her nagging headache with a strong
11. S04E11Head CheeseAugust 25, 2008 7.7Nancy must deal with the aftermath of Shane's exploits, her Ayahuasca trip, and more confrontation with Guillermo. Celia's struggles with he
12. S04E12Till We Meet AgainSeptember 8, 2008 7.8A fed up Nancy squeals to the DEA to bust the tunnel while she plays it cool with Esteban. Embracing rehab, Celia sets out to make amends wi
13. S04E13Season's bestIf You Work for a Living, Then Why Do You Kill Yourself Working?September 15, 2008 8.1The DEA brings Nancy in for questioning and then she must explain things to Esteban. Celia travels deep into Mexico to make amends with estr

Season 4 ranked & reviewed

1. S05E01Wonderful WonderfulJune 8, 2009 7.6After showing Esteban the proof of her baby, a sonogram picture, Nancy returns to Ren Mar to her family but still unsure of her fate. Meanwh
2. S05E02Machetes Up TopJune 15, 2009 7.5Nancy pays a secret visit to Guillermo in prison; Celia puts her time in the rebel camp to good use by organizing their supplies; Shane deci
3. S05E03Su-Su-SucioJune 22, 2009 7.6Nancy gets a surprise visit from Jill; Nancy's bodyguard goes missing; Celia's micromanaging gets her sent back to the U.S.; Silas and Doug
4. S05E04Super Lucky HappyJune 29, 2009 7.3Nancy is visited by DEA agent Roy Till who has gone rogue and homecomer Celia moves into Nancy's garage. Meanwhile, Andy tries to access his
5. S05E05Van NuysJuly 6, 2009 7.5Nancy talks with her obstetrician about ending the pregnancy. After his teacher took his pot, Shane needs some help to get it back. Andy is
6. S05E06A Modest ProposalJuly 13, 2009 6.8It's six months since we last saw everyone and Nancy is in full bloom. Esteban proposes, and all seems right with the world until Nancy disc
7. S05E07Where the Sidewalk EndsJuly 20, 2009 7.1Nancy learns the identity of the other woman in Esteban's life, as well as his plans for her childbirth delivery. With the help of Andy and
8. S05E08A Distinctive HornJuly 27, 2009 7.2The tension between Nancy and Esteban mounts as Pilar adds to the conflict. Nancy looks to Andy for help, just as he's focused on his relati
9. S05E09Suck 'n' SpitAugust 3, 2009 7.3Nancy and Andy grow closer together while they try to be good parents. In the meantime, Celia and Dean work together to exploit their produc
10. S05E10Perro InsanoAugust 10, 2009 6.9With the arrival of new enemies, Shane and Silas needs Nancy's protection. Meanwhile, Andy plans his future with Audra, while Doug and Dean
11. S05E11Ducks and TigersAugust 17, 2009 7.1A visit from Esteban's daughter comes with new problems for Nancy. In the meantime, Isabelle joins Doug and Dean's scheme of revenge against
12. S05E12GlueAugust 24, 2009 7.1Nancy, Andy and Cesar team up to look for Esteban when he goes missing. In the meantime, Dean and Doug start their scheme of revenge against
13. S05E13Season's bestAll About My MomAugust 31, 2009 8.0Nancy learns of Esteban's fate and takes action to preserve her own. Andy makes a big change in his life. Dean, Doug and Celia find common g

Season 5 ranked & reviewed

1. S06E01ThwackAugust 16, 2010 7.7Faced with the aftermath of Shane having murdered Pilar, Nancy grabs Shane and Silas and they flee the scene. Andy is then met with the deci
2. S06E02Felling and SwampingAugust 23, 2010 7.6After hours of aimless driving, Nancy, ignoring Shane's suggestion of hiding out in Pittsburgh, hatches a plan for the family to cross into
3. S06E03Season's bestA Yippity SippityAugust 30, 2010 8.0In an effort to make money and stay 'under the radar', Nancy, Andy, and Silas acquire scab laborer jobs at an upscale Seattle hotel. Meanwhi
4. S06E04BlissSeptember 13, 2010 7.9Nancy makes a deal with the concierge and Shane becomes part of a mommy group. Meanwhile, Doug is questioned by Cesar and Ignacio.
5. S06E05BoomerangSeptember 20, 2010 7.9The Botwins' flight continues after a parking violation and Doug gets into a hostage situation.
6. S06E06A Shoe for a ShoeSeptember 27, 2010 7.9Nancy attempts to get her son back, Andy and Silas figure out how to help Nancy, while Ignacio, Shane and Doug await the outcome of Nancy an
7. S06E07Pinwheels and WhirligigsOctober 4, 2010 7.5Nancy decides that her family has seen enough gunslinging for a lifetime, so to lighten things up she takes them to a Montana fair. Andy and
8. S06E08Gentle PuppiesOctober 11, 2010 8.0After acquiring an RV, Nancy lets Andy navigate the road and he leads them to Pioneer Town, a former western movie set now turned off the gr
9. S06E09To Moscow, and QuicklyOctober 18, 2010 7.5Nancy is met with yet another roadblock when baby Stevie gets sick leaving her and Andy to scramble to find a pediatrician. Meanwhile, Silas
10. S06E10Dearborn-AgainOctober 25, 2010 7.5Nancy, attempting to score some big cash, returns to her hometown where she takes up residence with Warren an old acquaintance. Andy and Dou
11. S06E11Viking PrideNovember 1, 2010 7.3Nancy, trying to get herself and her family out of the country, is continually faced with unexpected guests from her past. Andy has to get c
12. S06E12Fran TarkentonNovember 8, 2010 7.8Nancy has a tense, one on one, sit-down interview with Vaughn. Andy, Shane and Warren scheme to get more cash plus the passports they'll nee
13. S06E13Theoretical Love is Not DeadNovember 15, 2010 7.8In the season 6 finale, Nancy must free herself from the grip of Esteban in order to escape the country along with her family. At the airpor

Season 6 ranked & reviewed

1. S07E01BagsJune 27, 2011 7.1Three years after Nancy's selfless act to save her family, Andy, Silas, Shane and Doug live their new lives in Copenhagen. When Nancy is rel
2. S07E02From Trauma Cometh SomethingJuly 4, 2011 7.0Nancy tries to get back on the right track after being released from prison, but faces a tough struggle living in New York City; Andy and Sh
3. S07E03Game-PlayedJuly 11, 2011 7.0Nancy struggles to fit into the ranks at the halfway house; Jill drops a bombshell; Andy and Shane find a place to live; Silas scores a mode
4. S07E04A Hole in Her NiqabJuly 18, 2011 6.9Nancy pursues a job at Doug's office; Andy may be in over his head; Shane tries to set up house; Silas attempts a partnership.
5. S07E05Fingers Only Meat BanquetJuly 25, 2011 6.8Silas and Nancy's lawyer assist her in getting to California as her custody battle with Jill heats up. Meanwhile, Andy's relationship takes
6. S07E06Object ImpermanenceAugust 1, 2011 6.9Nancy confronts an old friend, leaving Silas caught in the crossfire; back at the loft, Andy comes up with a new business venture, and turns
7. S07E07Vehement vs. VigorousAugust 8, 2011 6.9While Doug plays softball with the company team, Nancy deals pot on the sidelines; Andy opens his bike shop while Silas sells pot out of the
8. S07E08Season's bestSyntheticsAugust 15, 2011 7.4Nancy's former cellmate Zoya shows up and complicates things between Nancy and her supplier; Silas and Andy bang heads over how to best util
9. S07E09Cats! Cats! Cats!August 22, 2011 7.4Nancy and Andy try to put the brakes on Zoya's attempt to take over the bike shop; Silas has an encounter with some local rival dealers; and
10. S07E10System OverheadAugust 29, 2011 7.0Nancy, Andy and Silas strike back at Emma; Doug has to keep his hedge fund up and running; Shane ends up closer to the law.
11. S07E11Une Mère Que J'aimerais BaiserSeptember 12, 2011 7.0In an attempt to further expand her business, Nancy follows Doug and Andy to the Hamptons for the weekend; Silas tries to win Emma back afte
12. S07E12Qualitative Spatial ReasoningSeptember 19, 2011 7.0Nancy and Silas face off over who controls their drug business, while Andy tries to mediate; Shane goes to lengths to win back Detective Oue
13. S07E13Do Her / Don't Do HerSeptember 26, 2011 6.6Silas turns the tables on Nancy, as Shane makes one last attempt to keep her out of harm's way and the clutches of Detective Ouellette. Mean

Season 7 ranked & reviewed

1. S08E01MessyJuly 1, 2012 7.0Nancy is rushed to the hospital after being shot as the family follows close behind. The family grapples with the tragedy and hypothesizes o
2. S08E02A Beam of SunshineJuly 8, 2012 6.9Andy makes his intentions known to Jill. Doug is presented with an enticing investment opportunity. While Nancy recuperates, Silas helps her
3. S08E03See Blue and Smell Cheese and DieJuly 15, 2012 7.2Andy attempts to impress Jill by coaching the twin's roller derby team; Doug ponders about his financial future after being forced to resign
4. S08E04Only Judy Can JudgeJuly 22, 2012 6.7Despite the demands of her marijuana business, Nancy decides to throw a family dinner, to which Shane invites his classmate Angela. In other
5. S08E05Red in Tooth and ClawJuly 29, 2012 6.7Nancy is tempted to go back to her old pot dealing ways to raise cash for Stevie's soccer expenses; Jill gets revenge on Andy through Doug;
6. S08E06Allosaurus Crush CastleAugust 5, 2012 6.7Nancy undertakes a job search; Jill has big news for Andy and Doug; and Silas tries to track down his stolen plants. Meanwhile, Shane fabric
7. S08E07UnfreezeAugust 12, 2012 7.0Andy visits a local synagogue to look for work while Nancy gets a quite competitive new job and Shane is ready to graduate from the police a
8. S08E08Five Miles from Yetzer HaraAugust 19, 2012 7.1After receiving an interesting proposal from an unexpected source, Nancy struggles with a decision involving a questionable business.
9. S08E09SaplingsAugust 26, 2012 6.7A "cowboy capitalist" moseys into town with a tasty offer for Silas; and rumors spread about Rabbi Dave having an amorous encounter with a n
10. S08E10ThresholdSeptember 2, 2012 6.7Silas contemplates a big professional move; Nancy has a dinner date with Rabbi Dave and some of his friends; and Andy experiences a slight h
11. S08E11Season's bestGod Willing and the Creek Don't RiseSeptember 9, 2012 7.5Nancy, Andy, and Silas take a trip. Shane is busted for stealing property off the impound lot. Doug gives up on his charity and decides to p
12. S08E12It's Time (1)September 16, 2012 6.9The Botwins (& Doug) are at a crossroads, romance-wise and professionally.
13. S08E13It's Time (2)September 16, 2012 6.8At Stevie's bar mitzvah, friends and family gather and Nancy tries to reconnect with her estranged loved ones.

Season 8 ranked & reviewed