V.I.P.

1. S01E01Beats Working at a Hot Dog StandSeptember 26, 1998 5.0Vallery Irons, a woman who accidentally saves a celebrity, is then hired to be a real life bodyguard with an agency who solves cases.
2. S01E02What to Do with Vallery When You're DeadOctober 3, 1998—Vallery and the agency are hired by an Internet author who fears his tell-all book will put his life in jeopardy.
3. S01E03Bloody Val-entineOctober 10, 1998—A world-famous assassin, who just happens to be Tasha's ex-husband, is hired to kill a paparazzo under Vallery's protection.
4. S01E04One Wedding and Val's FuneralOctober 17, 1998—The agency is hired to protect a young prince who is plotting to overthrow his country's king.
5. S01E05Scents and SensibilityOctober 24, 1998 5.5A laboratory hires the agency to protect a scientist who has invented an aphrodisiac.
6. S01E06Diamonds Are a Val's Best FriendOctober 31, 1998—An 80-carat diamond is stolen while under the protection of V.I.P.
7. S01E07Deconstructing PeriNovember 7, 1998—Vallery Irons Protection is hired to guard an actress whose tell-all memoirs pose a threat to some people in Washington, D.C.
8. S01E08Val Got GameNovember 14, 1998—V.I.P. is hired to protect a professional basketball player from an unscrupulous sports agent.
9. S01E09Vallery of the DollsNovember 21, 1998—V.I.P. must keep centerfold models from disappearing by placing them in its protection.
10. S01E10Midnight in the Garden of Ronnie BeemanJanuary 16, 1999—Vallery and company are hired to protect a controversial TV talk show host.
11. S01E11Good Val HuntingJanuary 23, 1999—A wealthy businessman puts out a $10 million bounty on his own life and V.I.P. must protect him.
12. S01E12Escape from Val-catrazJanuary 30, 1999—A convict will turn over a robbery cache in exchange for being able to attend his daughter's wedding.
13. S01E13The Last Temptation of ValFebruary 6, 1999—An action star from Hong Kong arrives in Los Angeles to clear his name after the death of his friend.
14. S01E14Val Under Siege with a VengeanceFebruary 13, 1999—The V.I.P. team is held hostage by kidnappers and it's up to Val to track down the real targets and save her friends.
15. S01E15Val on the RunFebruary 20, 1999—Val is hired to protect a movie producer who's the government's key witness in a video piracy case.
16. S01E16ThunderValFebruary 27, 1999—Vallery's former rival, an imprisoned chemist, insists V.I.P. protect her in exchange for helping the National Security Agency.
17. S01E17The Quiet BrawlerMarch 6, 1999—Val offers protection to a man attempting to clean up his neighbourhood.
18. S01E18K-ValMarch 12, 1999—The team tries to help a radio psychologist who is receiving threatening phone calls.
19. S01E19Mudslide ValMay 1, 1999—Val's attractive client is a former government agent targeted for vengeance by a drug dealer.
20. S01E20Raging ValMay 8, 1999—A plot by the Russian mob to control boxing draws in V.I.P. and brings Quick's past to light.
21. S01E21Three Days to a KillMay 15, 1999—Kay is mistaken for a contract killer hired to murder a former love interest.
22. S01E22Val the Hard WayMay 22, 1999—Val and the gang pose as out-of-town thieves brought to Las Vegas to steal a cache of platinum.

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01Return of the OwlSeptember 25, 1999—Tasha learns of a posthypnotic suggestion that could turn her into an unwilling assassin.
2. S02E02Big Top ValOctober 2, 1999—Nikki guards the daughter of a well-known billionaire and spots some mobsters who were supposedly assassinated years before.
3. S02E03Ransom of Red ValOctober 9, 1999—Val is kidnapped while trying to protect a temperamental rock star.
4. S02E04Dr. StrangeValOctober 16, 1999—Maxine's latest invention is switched with a nuclear device intended to destroy Los Angeles.
5. S02E05The Quick and the DeadOctober 23, 1999—An imposter, who is making life impossible for Quick, tries to steal jewelry from a client.
6. S02E06Valma and LouiseOctober 30, 1999—Val and Tasha take a road trip and encounter a gang of dangerous bank robbers.
7. S02E07Stop or Val's Mom Will ShootNovember 6, 1999—Thieves go after Val's mom in an attempt to steal a valuable computer program.
8. S02E08Val Goes to TownNovember 13, 1999—A ruthless mobster and a corrupt city council member threaten Los Angeles with biological weapons.
9. S02E09Mao Better BluesNovember 20, 1999—Val and the group are caught in a battle to gain control of an ancient Chinese artifact.
10. S02E10Why Too Kay?November 27, 1999—Val and company must prevent a band of terrorists from creating global chaos on the eve of the millennium.
11. S02E11Dangerous BeautyJanuary 22, 2000—Val uncovers a ring selling art treasures looted during World War II.
12. S02E12Analyse ValJanuary 29, 2000—Conflicts arise within V.I.P. during an assignment to protect the vice president's analyst.
13. S02E13All You Need is ValFebruary 5, 2000—V.I.P. is at odds over Val's charity work for an animal rights group.
14. S02E14New Val'd OrderFebruary 12, 2000—Val uncovers a ruthless female soldier's plans to forcibly recruit a team of mercenaries.
15. S02E15Vallery's SecretFebruary 19, 2000—A fashion designer's petty extortion scheme turns deadly.
16. S02E16Hard Val's NightFebruary 26, 2000—Alternative music group Lit needs protection from thieves who are after a lucky belt buckle.
17. S02E17Third Eye BlondApril 1, 2000—Val must protect a famous psychic who is a witness in a murder investigation.
18. S02E18Val's on FirstApril 8, 2000—The team is hired to protect a promiscuous baseball player from his many enemies.
19. S02E19Val Point BlankApril 29, 2000—While at her class reunion, Val must deal with thieves who take everyone hostage.
20. S02E20Franco in LoveMay 6, 2000—Nikki falls into the family business after the mob tries to kill her grandfather.
21. S02E21Lights, Camera, ValMay 13, 2000—The team decides to protect a Hollywood director from some less-than-satisfied investors.
22. S02E22Ride of the ValkyriesMay 20, 2000—Val reunites with her estranged father after a spy mission goes awry.

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01Survi-ValOctober 7, 2000—A series of mysterious deaths forces the producers of a survival game show to send V.I.P. along for protection.
2. S03E02Loh-Down Dirty ShameOctober 14, 2000—Johnny falls in love with his mentor, who has questionable plans for Val and an ancient Chinese artifact.
3. S03E03For Val's Eyes OnlyOctober 21, 2000—Nikki becomes involved in a robbery case that has a profound impact on her personal life.
4. S03E04V.I.P., R.I.P.October 28, 2000—While Val and Tasha are on a top-secret spy mission, the V.I.P. team discovers that a death is anything but accidental.
5. S03E05Throw Val from the TrainNovember 4, 2000—Val is on board a train with a murderer who was recently executed.
6. S03E06Run, Val, RunNovember 11, 2000—An Internet billionaire fools the team into helping him kidnap a rival computer programmer.
7. S03E07Magnificent ValNovember 18, 2000—Val trains to become a samurai warrior to defend a shop owner against Japanese mobsters.
8. S03E08ExValiburNovember 25, 2000—A billionaire's daughter is kidnapped by a "medieval" motorcycle gang.
9. S03E09Get ValleryJanuary 13, 2001—A former TV star tries to use the team as a way to revive her ailing career and manages to put everyone in danger.
10. S03E10BodyguardsJanuary 20, 2001—Maxine gets kidnapped after a corrupt federal judge attempts to avoid prosecution for a crime.
11. S03E11Val in SpaceJanuary 27, 2001—Val and company are hired to protect a heroic astronaut who harbors a secret that could cost him his life.
12. S03E12Val SquaredFebruary 3, 2001—An old nemesis enlists a Vallery look-alike in an effort to steal an oil-eating bacteria that could be converted into a deadly bioweapon.
13. S03E13Val on FireFebruary 10, 2001—An old Army buddy seeks Quick's help and draws V.I.P. into a dangerous "reality TV" fighting arena.
14. S03E14A.I. HighriseFebruary 17, 2001—Val must battle a computer while the rest of the company uncovers a link between two football players and smugglers.
15. S03E15Val in CarnationFebruary 24, 2001—A flashback indicates that Maxine was murdered by a legendary movie producer in a past life.
16. S03E16GoodfidellasApril 7, 2001—A Fidel Castro look-alike befriends Quick and is the subject of an assassin's surveillance.
17. S03E17Amazon ValApril 14, 2001—V.I.P. must protect a man whose life in the Brazilian rain forest has endowed his blood with remarkable healing powers.
18. S03E18Val Under CoversApril 21, 2001—The team is hired to protect a corporate whistleblower and Val falls in love with the possible hit man who is after the client.
19. S03E19Aqua ValvaApril 28, 2001—Nikki's offer to help her grandfather's boat-racing team lands V.I.P. in the middle of a plot to sell a downed Chinese spy satellite.
20. S03E20Molar Ice CapMay 5, 2001—A drug lord tries to avoid a stretch in a Bolivian prison by hiring one of Tasha's ex-husbands to kill her.
21. S03E21It's Val's Wonderful LifeMay 12, 2001—A fiery explosion aboard a boat leads everyone to suspect that Val has been killed.
22. S03E22Val's Big BangMay 19, 2001—An American archaeologist runs afoul of a rogue Ukrainian general's efforts to find a Nazi secret weapon.

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E0121 Val StreetSeptember 22, 2001—V.I.P. goes under cover at a local college to help break up an elusive mobster's bookmaking operation.
2. S04E02Chasing AnnaSeptember 29, 2001—Johnny and Quick discover they are both guarding and dating a woman who is the heir to an assassinated king.
3. S04E03Holy ValOctober 6, 2001—An assignment to guard a priceless spiritual artifact uncovers a rift within the cult and a famous jewel thief's plan to steal it.
4. S04E04Millennium ManOctober 13, 2001—V.I.P. suspects the head of a rival bodyguard firm of using a powerful herbal potion to create an army of supermen.
5. S04E05South by SouthwestOctober 20, 2001—Wrestler-turned-actor Tyler Mane's life is in danger when a militia leader mistakes him for a federal agent.
6. S04E06Valzheimer'sOctober 27, 2001—A man left with amnesia after a beating comes to Val for help not knowing he has the key to a case of sabotage.
7. S04E07The Uncle from V.A.L.November 3, 2001—Val's Uncle Ned gets caught in a scheme to sell land that belongs to Canadian Inuits.
8. S04E08Pen Pal ValNovember 10, 2001—Val faces off with a crooked DA looking to salvage his reputation by sending an innocent man back to prison.
9. S04E09Kayus Ex MachinaNovember 17, 2001—Kay's investment in a small technology startup nets her huge profits and lots of trouble when it turns out to be run by a rogue CIA agent.
10. S04E10Crouching Tiger, Hidden ValNovember 24, 2001—An old nemesis, a Hong Kong gangster on the trail of his missing daughter, mars Johnny's return to action films.
11. S04E11Saving Private IronsJanuary 19, 2002—A Marine Corps drill instructor enlists VIP to track down some bad seeds in a squad.
12. S04E12Diagnosis ValJanuary 26, 2002—Val and company investigate a series of mysterious deaths at a hospital, leading them to a vengeful doctor.
13. S04E13Val CubedFebruary 2, 2002—Val's evil twin escapes from prison and sets out to get revenge when she hijacks a deadly chemical weapon.
14. S04E14The K-FilesFebruary 9, 2002—On the eve of an important international summit meeting, Val is convinced that aliens abducted Kay.
15. S04E1548 1/2 HoursFebruary 16, 2002—An ex-con tries using a chance to help V.I.P. on the outside to catch a notorious jewel thief.
16. S04E16Dude, Where's My Party?February 23, 2002—Val and Maxine agree to help test security at a new FBI facility, unaware they are being used to trap terrorists.
17. S04E17Kiss the ValApril 13, 2002—Nikki sets out to keep her father's killer from bringing down the space shuttle in a fiery crash.
18. S04E18Miss Con-Jeanie-AlityApril 20, 2002—After a stagehand dies under suspicious circumstances, beauty pageant organizers hire VIP to provide security.
19. S04E19Sunshine GirlsApril 27, 2002—While protecting a key witness in a hit man's trial, Val and Tasha awake to find they have been asleep for 40 years.
20. S04E20True Val StoryMay 4, 2002—A film crew follows V.I.P. in hope of capturing some action, but a career criminal looks to distract it long enough to recover stolen bonds.
21. S04E21Val Who Cried WolfMay 11, 2002—A successful comic's old college roommate claims to be the source of his popular character and sets out to be repaid.
22. S04E22Valley WonkaMay 18, 2002—V.I.P. is hired to protect a family business's formula for chocolate.

Season 4 ranked & reviewed