'til Death

1. S01E01Season's bestPilotSeptember 7, 2006 8.0Eddie Stamm tries to talk his new neighbor Jeff out of getting a pool table.
2. S01E02Sex for FurnitureSeptember 14, 2006 7.5Once discovering that their wives are trading sex for furniture and other such items, Jeff and Eddie try to turn their manipulation around t
3. S01E03The RingSeptember 21, 2006 7.5Eddie is forced to buy a diamond engagement ring for Joy after she hears the story about the Woodcocks' romantic engagement.
4. S01E04The Wood PileSeptember 28, 2006 8.0Eddie battles with his wife to keep his precious pile of wood in their garage.
5. S01E05The Garage BandNovember 2, 2006 7.5Jeff wants some alone time and find out Eddie's secret about his garage band.
6. S01E06Your Mother or Your WifeNovember 9, 2006 8.0Eddie gives Jeff advice to make sure Steph won't get Jealous of his mother.
7. S01E07Dream GetawayNovember 16, 2006 8.0Jeff gets Jealous of Eddie, when Steph tells him that she had a sex dream about him.
8. S01E08Death SexNovember 30, 2006 8.0Joy thinks Eddie might be dying and things start really picking up in the bedroom. Eddie then has problems with telling her the results of h
9. S01E09The ToasterDecember 14, 2006 7.5Eddie and Joy get into a fight about who's right and who's wrong.
10. S01E10Daddy's GirlDecember 21, 2006 7.5Eddie and Joy are excited for their daughter Allison to come home for the holidays, but Eddie is perplexed when she turns to Joy for comfort
11. S01E11The Anniversary PartyJanuary 4, 2007—Eddie and Joy attend the 25th anniversary party of their neighbors Stan and Vicki, even though they forgot to RSVP.
12. S01E12The Hockey LieJanuary 11, 2007 8.0Jeff finds out Steph lied about liking hockey.
13. S01E13Fight FriendJanuary 18, 2007 7.5Joy wants a new refrigerator. Eddie says no. Then Joy suggest that they see a counselor.
14. S01E14The ColleagueFebruary 1, 2007 7.5Jeff start hanging out with the cool kids at school. In the mean time Joy is jealous when Eddie is spending more time with a female colleagu
15. S01E15The Bachelor PartyFebruary 8, 2007 7.5Upon finding out that Jeff never had a bachelor party, Eddie decides to throw him one with Cofeld and Stan, much to Steph's dismay.
16. S01E16The Italian AffairFebruary 15, 2007 7.5Jeff develops pictures of a holiday Joy and Eddie took in Italy 20 years ago, much to Eddie's dismay.
17. S01E17Clay DateMarch 14, 2007 7.5Eddie and Joy go visit Allison's college for Parent's Weekend and are horrified to find out her major.
18. S01E18I Heart WoodcocksMarch 21, 2007 7.5The Cofelds become the Woodcocks' new best friends. To their horror, the Starks start to miss them.
19. S01E19The CoffeemakerMarch 28, 2007 7.5When Steph gives a cappuccino machine to Eddie and Joy, it causes problems for both the Woodcocks and the Starks.
20. S01E20That's RidiculousApril 4, 2007 7.5Joy leaves to spend spring break with Allison, leaving Eddie alone. But just when Eddie gets ready to have a great time, the TV stops workin
21. S01E21Webby's Not HappyApril 11, 2007 7.5Much to Eddie's dismay, Joy sets up his friend Webby with her friend Denise. Meanwhile, Steph insists on wearing a blouse Jeff finds hideous
22. S01E22Summer of LoveApril 11, 2007 8.0It's summer vacation and Allison comes home...with Doug. Meanwhile, Jeff is horrified by Steph's way of "working" on her thesis.

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01Performance AnxietySeptember 19, 2007 7.5Eddie tells Joy that she needs to scale back on her over-singing in public and the amount of cleavage she shows.
2. S02E02Four Neighbors and a FuneralSeptember 26, 2007 7.5Eddie and Joy try to get a part in a neighbor's funeral, only after they discover that Jeff is a pallbearer and Steph is delivering the eulo
3. S02E03Come Out and PlayOctober 3, 2007 7.5Eddie fakes an injury to get out of playing in a basketball game, because he doesn't want his wife to know that he's a horrible player.
4. S02E04The Tale of the TapeOctober 10, 2007 7.5Eddie agrees to review a porn DVD that Jeff rented at his wife's request to "spice things up" in the bedroom. But what will Joy think when s
5. S02E05Season's bestMixed DoublesOctober 17, 2007 8.0Eddie and Steph become yoga partners, while Jeff and Joy become tennis buddies.
6. S02E06Vintage EddieNovember 7, 2007 7.5Eddie gives Jeff a bottle of wine from Joy's liquor cabinet as a last-minute birthday present, not knowing that the bottle is worth hundreds
7. S02E07Bedtime StoriesNovember 14, 2007 7.5Eddie shows no concern when Joy's new bedroom lamp doesn't work, mainly because his lamp works just fine.
8. S02E08No More Mr. Vice GuyNovember 28, 2007 7.5Jeff is appointed as temporary principal of the school, and one of the first decisions he makes is to suspend Eddie without pay for disrespe
9. S02E09Everybody Digs DougNovember 28, 2007 7.5Jeff hires Eddie and Joy's daughter's loser boyfriend, Doug, as Eddie's substitute teacher while he is suspended. And Joy refuses to back up
10. S02E10Really Big BrotherMarch 25, 2008 7.5Eddie signs up to be a Big Brother, but he is paired up with a grown man who has been in the system for 25 years.
11. S02E11Raisinette in the SunApril 16, 2008 7.5Eddie thinks Kenny is wrong when he turns a case of bad service at a movie theatre concession stand into a racially-motivated incident, but
12. S02E12Snip/DuckApril 23, 2008 7.5When a pregnancy scare rattles Eddie and Joy, they decide that they need to take care of business.
13. S02E13Sob StoryApril 30, 2008 7.5Joy confronts Eddie about his inability to show his emotions, and they go to a New Age guru to get help.
14. S02E14Second Marriage GuyMay 7, 2008 7.5Eddie and Jeff discover that Karl's second wife is really cool, and the two of them begin to fantasize on paper about their second wives.
15. S02E15Swimming with StarksMay 14, 2008 7.5Eddie thinks he's off the hook when Joy decides they should sit this anniversary out.

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01Season's bestSpeed BumpsSeptember 10, 2008 7.5Joy considers plastic surgery once she discovers that her boobs can no longer get her out of speeding tickets.
2. S03E02Joy RideSeptember 17, 2008 7.5Eddie gets in trouble when he buys a sports car without consulting with Joy first, and he soon regrets getting rid of his old car.
3. S03E03DreamguysSeptember 24, 2008 7.5When Joy awakens from a bad dream, she looks to Eddie for comfort, only to realize she was better off finding help in dreamland.
4. S03E04Sugar DougieOctober 1, 2008 7.5Eddie and Joy try to break up their daughter and her loser hippie boyfriend--until they discover that his family is filthy rich.
5. S03E05Philadelphia FreedomOctober 1, 2008 7.5Eddie tells Joy that he would be willing to move downtown one day, only so that he can get hotel sex.
6. S03E06CircumdecisionOctober 8, 2008 7.5Eddie tries to talk Kenny out of getting circumcised because it would mean that he has to go a musical theatre series with Joy if he does.
7. S03E07Secret MeatballOctober 8, 2008 7.5Eddie is disappointed when Joy finds out a pathetic "secret" he's been keeping from her for 20 years, mainly because it's the last thing she

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01Doug and Ally ReturnOctober 2, 2009 7.5Eddie and Joy's daughter Ally returns from Ecuador with her new husband, and they move their RV into their backyard.
2. S04E02Separate BedsOctober 9, 2009 7.5Joy and Eddie decide to get separate beds after years of putting up with each other's sleep habits.
3. S04E03Eddie's BookOctober 23, 2009 7.5Eddie sells his book idea to a publisher, and Ally discovers that Doug's father is rich and wants to give them money, but Doug doesn't want
4. S04E04No ComplaintsDecember 25, 2009 7.5Eddie and Joy unsuccessfully vow to become less negative, while Kenny causes problems as a mall Santa.
5. S04E05The Courtship of Eddie's ParentsDecember 25, 2009 7.5While visiting Eddie's parents in Florida, Eddie and Joy learn that his parents are getting a divorce for insurance purposes.
6. S04E06The Ex-FactorDecember 25, 2009 7.5When Joy discovers that her new, sexy friend once dated Eddie and got her heart broken, she begins seeing him in a new light.
7. S04E07Season's bestThe BufferDecember 25, 2009 8.0Eddie and Kenny's bonding through the Big Brother program extends far beyond their groovy t-shirts when they attend a picnic with other memb
8. S04E08Joy's Out of WorkJanuary 31, 2010 7.5Joy loses her job when the travel agency is converted to a sub shop.
9. S04E09Hi Def TVJanuary 31, 2010 7.5Eddie and Joy are forced to make sacrifices after Eddie buys a 52-inch high-definition television, while Doug begins to suspect that he is j
10. S04E10The Not-So-Perfect CoupleFebruary 7, 2010—Joy is jealous when Eddie becomes infatuated with their new female doctor friend after he goes in to see her for a checkup.
11. S04E11Independent ActionFebruary 7, 2010—Joy decides to make Eddie pay when she finds out that he went to a baseball game without her, while Doug and Ally try to save a tree.
12. S04E12Snore LoserFebruary 14, 2010—After Eddie gets treatment for his sleep apnea and stops snoring, Joy realizes that she relied on his annoying habit to help her get to slee
13. S04E13The Break-UpFebruary 14, 2010—When Joy and Eddie's friends have a fight and break up, Eddie and Joy step in to try and restore the peace, but it ends up backfiring on the
14. S04E14Perfect CoupleFebruary 21, 2010—When Eddie and Joy befriend Stephen and his wife Simona, Eddie clicks with them right away causing Joy to feel left out.
15. S04E15The Check-UpFebruary 21, 2010—When Joy convinces Eddie to visit Simona for an annual check-up, he catches a nasty head cold before his big interview with a Hindenburg bli
16. S04E16Can't ElopeFebruary 28, 2010—When Joy goes overboard planning Ally and Doug's wedding, Eddie convinces them to elope.
17. S04E17Check MateFebruary 28, 2010—When the Starks meet Simona and Stephen for dinner, they decide to ditch them with the bill resulting in an all out war dining war between t
18. S04E18The ConcertMarch 7, 2010—Joy and Eddie attempt to relive their past by going to a concert. After Ally becomes frustrated by her cramped living conditions, she and Do
19. S04E19Merit PayMarch 7, 2010—Eddie is pressured into taking a student's bribe by Mr. White in order to get a pay raise from Principal Duffy, so he and Joy can afford the
20. S04E20The New NeighborsMarch 14, 2010—Doug and Ally meet their new neighbors: a rich, obnoxious, unattractive 50-year-old man and his trophy wife who unapologetically admits that
21. S04E21The WeddingMarch 14, 2010—With Doug and Ally's wedding approaching, Joy, Eddie, Ally and Doug have animated dreams.
22. S04E22Ally AbroadMarch 21, 2010—When Allison's boyfriend Doug is hospitalized, she rushes to his bedside only to be surprised with a proposal. No one is more surprised by t
23. S04E23Joy's MomMarch 21, 2010—Joy's opinionated mother Donna comes for a surprise visit.
24. S04E24Dog FightMarch 28, 2010—Eddie and Joy resort to role-playing to spice up their sex lives, while Kenny begins searching for lost dogs to collect the reward money.
25. S04E25Sell the HouseMarch 28, 2010—Eddie and Joy consider selling the house and moving into a condo so that Doug and Ally can't come along and freeload off of them.
26. S04E26Family VacationApril 4, 2010—During a vacation in Florida, Eddie and Joy frighten a young couple about to get married, while Doug and Ally are expelled from their hotel
27. S04E27Ally's PregnantApril 4, 2010—When Ally and Doug announce that they're going to be parents, Joy has a meltdown about becoming a grandmother, forcing Eddie to call in his
28. S04E28Smart PhoneApril 11, 2010—Eddie becomes annoyed by his students' use of cell phones in class, and soon learns that he and Joy are the only ones not infatuated with ne
29. S04E29Big Man, Little ManApril 18, 2010—Eddie feels self-conscious when Tommy and Mr. White boast about their endowments, so Joy does her best to convince him that being average is
30. S04E30Brother's KeeperApril 25, 2010—With Eddie's brother, Charlie, and his new boyfriend, Terence, coming to visit, Eddie isn't exactly looking forward to a weekend of wine-tas
31. S04E31Work WifeMay 2, 2010—When Joy loses her job at Eddie's school, she accepts a position as Stephen's executive assistant.
32. S04E32Baby StepsMay 9, 2010—Joy goes overboard planning for Ally's baby shower and becomes obsessed with baby gifts.
33. S04E33Let's GoMay 16, 2010—When Whitey decides to throw a surprise party for his 93-year-old grumpy uncle, his party guests are surprised to discover that Whitey is a
34. S04E34The BabyMay 23, 2010—Eddie's book finally gets published but on the day of his book signing, Ally goes into labor and everyone shows up to welcome the new additi
35. S04E35The Joy of LearningJune 6, 2010 7.5Joy feels inferior for not finishing college, so she decides to hit the books and earn her degree.
36. S04E36Coupon BobJune 13, 2010—When Joy gets angry at Eddie for forgetting her birthday, she decides to cash in on all the coupons he has given her over the years for mass
37. S04E37Cold CaseJune 20, 2010—When Joy suspects Eddie of keeping secrets from her, she decides to launch an investigation.

Season 4 ranked & reviewed