The Drinky Crow Show

1. S01E01Beer GogglesNovember 23, 2008—In order to date his loathsome girlfriend without gagging, Drinky Crow tears out his eyes and replaces them with beer goggles.
2. S01E02Tunnel GirlsDecember 28, 2008—Uncle Gabby dates a girl who is looking for a cheap thrill before her wedding night, while a harem of girls who can turn into a race car try
3. S01E03OrgansDecember 14, 2008—Drinky Crow infuriates his brain by quitting drinking, Gabby dates a sexy French spy trapped in a cage, and a young syphlis with a lot to pr
4. S01E04Whale ShowNovember 30, 2008—When Drinky Crow's girlfriend dies horribly, he decides to convert his grief into money at a marine theme park that specializes in sex, viol
5. S01E05Old GirlfriendDecember 21, 2008—Drinky Crow's old girlfriend comes back into his life but is only interested in sex and slavery.
6. S01E06God of MonkeysDecember 7, 2008—Uncle Gabby gives Drinky Crow a hernia, and feels guilt for the first time in his life, so he orders an immense Monkey God from the internet
7. S01E07Elephant ManJanuary 4, 2009—Drinky Crow befriends a hideous freak with Proteus syndrome on a suicide hotline, and Uncle Gabby resolves to steal him away for himself.
8. S01E08BarJanuary 11, 2009—The sleazy Maakies bar becomes gentrified and Drinky Crow is inspired to commit many horrible and gruesome murders.
9. S01E09AspireJanuary 18, 2009—Drinky Crow must solve two mysteries – where are the ship's rats coming from and where is the French spy DeBoursay hiding her atomic reactor
10. S01E10PeaceJanuary 25, 2009—When Peace breaks out, Drinky Crow discovers his girlfriend is expecting eggs, and joins a torture and revenge racket to make ends meet.

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