The Dating Guy

1. S01E01Bonnie & MarkSeptember 17, 2009—Mark hits it off with Bonnie just before she robs a bank, making him her accomplice. Sam meets the mysterious street illusionist Archangel w
2. S01E02Beaver FeverSeptember 24, 2009—Mark’s new girlfriend Brie invites the gang to her parent’s cottage for the weekend. Mark is hunted by Brie’s father while V.J. and Woody at
3. S01E03Boner DonerOctober 1, 2009—Mark is promised the best sex of his life in exchange for a kidney to save his date’s dying brother. He and the boys travel to the Philippin
4. S01E04A Taste of WangOctober 8, 2009—V.J. falls for Lily and becomes involved in illegal fish fighting to win her from her gangster boyfriend. To impress Jeanie, Mark lies about
5. S01E05Statute of LimitationsOctober 15, 2009—Mark is emasculated when artist Frieda sculpts him with a reduced manhood. Woody gets a tattoo on his face to impress a woman. Sam dates a p
6. S01E06Yummy DummyOctober 22, 2009—Mark hooks up with ventriloquist Shari, but takes a liking to her dummy Mallory. Out of revenge for allory’s wisecracks, Sam steals Mallory
7. S01E07Really Bad LieutenantOctober 29, 2009—A drunken Woody and V.J. are abandoned at a reenactment pioneer village but think they have traveled back in time. Mark and Sam date police
8. S01E08Captain PetardNovember 5, 2009—Mark meets gold-digging Diana who mistakes him for a rich yachtsman and steals a boat to impress her. Woody starts a Monday-Night pillow fig
9. S01E09There’s Something About AmeliaNovember 12, 2009—Mark dates Amelia, a were-wolf who just wants to be accepted.Sam tries dating a single Dad, who’s child is the a devil.
10. S01E10Cherry SundaeNovember 19, 2009—When porn-star Cherry Sundae comes to town and takes a liking to Mark he thinks he’s in for the ride of his life. At a porn industry convent
11. S01E11WoodyplicityDecember 3, 2009—V.J. totals Mark’s car so they enter a competition to win a new one. Woody pretends he has a twin brother in order to date twin sisters! Sam
12. S01E12Wind TunnelDecember 10, 2009—After spending the night with Mark, local weathergirl Connie goes to work commando, accidentally flashes the world and loses her job. Mark,
13. S01E13Deranged MarriageDecember 17, 2009—V.J.’s family in India sends him a bride whose small-village ways wreak havoc on his lifestyle. Unready to take the plunge into marriage V.J

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1. S02E0124ishOctober 6, 2010—Woody and Mark are on a deadline to hook up with Swedish flight attendants; V.J. and Sam believe the Zombie Apocalypse has arrived.
2. S02E02Perfect 10 KillerOctober 13, 2010—Sam goes undercover to catch a serial killer; Mark buys man-shoes.
3. S02E03Incredible Shrinking WoodyOctober 20, 2010—Woody and Anderson are shrunk and used as sex toys; Sam and Mark compete on a Japanese game show.
4. S02E04AssPocalypse NowOctober 27, 2010—Bottom augmentation; V.J. gets a gut-reduction; Mark needs to retrieve one-of-a-kind jeans.
5. S02E05Leprechaun InterruptedNovember 3, 2010—Mark, V.J. and Woody kidnap a leprechaun with a hot daughter; Sam gets herself committed.
6. S02E06Gross Encounters of the Virgin KindNovember 10, 2010—V.J. is convinced that he's had relations with aliens; Sam convinces her ugly boyfriend to get plastic surgery.
7. S02E07VJ and the Holy BonerNovember 17, 2010—V.J. searches for the 'Holy Grail of Porn'; Mark meets up with a former flame.
8. S02E08Spontaneous SkidmarkNovember 24, 2010—Woody falls in love with a professional basketball player; Woody's pregnancy brings decisions; V.J. get his first car.
9. S02E09Spanking the MonkeyDecember 1, 2010—When Sam's ex departs, he leaves a monkey in her care; V.J. an d Woody grow a pot monster.
10. S02E10Brother From Another Tanning BoothDecember 8, 2010—Woody and Mark swap races; after a weekend with Sam, a boy band goes to waste.
11. S02E11Too Fast Too DexlerDecember 15, 2010—Woody attempts to teach Mark how to be a man; while glued together, Sam and V.J. date conjoined twins.
12. S02E12Weekend at Booyah'sDecember 22, 2010—Mark's boss falls for Sam; Woody is treated like a piece of meat.
13. S02E1320,000 VJ's Under the SeaDecember 29, 2010—Mark works on an ad campaign for an eccentric billionaire, who takes the gang on a submarine.

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