The Almighty Johnsons

1. S01E01It's Kind of a Birthday PresentFebruary 8, 2011 7.3It is Axl Johnson's 21st birthday - which explains the fire in the sky; the Waitemata Harbour being the colour of blood; the various women w
2. S01E02This Is Where Duty StartsFebruary 14, 2011 7.3Axl Johnson learns very quickly that when you're on a quest to find one woman among millions, your heart is not necessarily the part of your
3. S01E03God's Gift to ZebrasFebruary 21, 2011 7.3One of the things about Goddesses is that they can show up anywhere - be it in a library or at a bar. But whether they are the Goddesses you
4. S01E04You Gotta Love Life, BabeFebruary 28, 2011 7.3Sometimes the line between doing the honourable thing and doing the easy thing, can get very blurred - especially when it comes to Gods and
5. S01E05This Is Not Washing Powder, My FriendMarch 7, 2011 7.3When something seems too good to be true, this is inevitably because it is too good to be true. And this is a lesson Axl Johnson is about to
6. S01E06Season's bestGoddesses, Axl, Come in All FormsMarch 14, 2011 7.7It's hammer time, as a road trip to follow a falling star takes the God boys into uncharted territory; to a heartland of darkness where the
7. S01E07Bad Things HappenMarch 21, 2011 7.3Two nights out drinking lead to two different forms of temptation - both of which could end very badly for the parties concerned.
8. S01E08I Can Give You FriggMarch 28, 2011 7.3The arrival on the scene of a singing butcher causes a shift in celestial power as the Gods and Goddesses work to get on the right side of t
9. S01E09Hunting Reindeer on Slippery RocksApril 4, 2011 7.3What if the one you're with isn't necessarily the one you love? And what if the one you love, you love her so much it is dangerous to her he
10. S01E10Every Good Quest Has a SacrificeApril 11, 2011 7.7The time has finally come for Axl Johnson and his brothers to man up and be the Gods they truly are.

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01And Then She Will Come to YouFebruary 29, 2012 6.0Several months have passed. Mike is now living with Axl and Zeb, and has still not dealt with the end of his marriage. Ty and Eva have an in
2. S02E02Season's bestFrigg MagnetMarch 7, 2012 6.5Axl is taken to school, while Ty is scarred for life.
3. S02E03Charlie TrumanMarch 14, 2012 6.5Ty's downward spiral picks up pace, while it is Gaia who spirals out of control.
4. S02E04Death's Cleansing EmbraceMarch 21, 2012 6.5You have to love it when a plan comes together.
5. S02E05A Damn Fine WomanMarch 28, 2012 6.5There are new women in the lives of both Axl and Ty - but are they here to stay?
6. S02E06FolkmootApril 4, 2012 6.5Lust, vengeance and some really dodgy stuff involving food.
7. S02E07Effortless Manly CoolnessApril 11, 2012 6.5Axl learns that the path to being a benevolent God, one who commands respect, is strewn with idiots and half-wits.
8. S02E08Man-FluApril 18, 2012 6.5Axl and Michele get sick. Mike punches Anders. Axl and Michele get better. Anders punches Mike.
9. S02E09Everything Starts with GaiaApril 25, 2012 6.5Sometimes all it takes is a door getting kicked down, and a large man walking in, for many many truths to be revealed.
10. S02E10Magical Fluffy Bunny WorldMay 2, 2012 6.5A rescue mission, a roast chicken, a very small car and, for one particular person, the weirdest day ever.
11. S02E11The House of JeromeMay 9, 2012 6.5As Axl deals with duelling prophecies, a cold wind sweeps in from the North, leading to a marriage Anders never saw coming. Meanwhile Olaf m
12. S02E12You Call This the Real World?May 16, 2012 6.5Axl and Gaia's escape from the real world takes a turn for the surreal, while Mike discovers his world is not his alone, and Dawn's world co
13. S02E13Does This Look Like Asgard?May 23, 2012 6.5On the day of Gaia's actual 21st it sucks to be mortal, and being a God isn't exactly plain-sailing either.

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01Season's bestAn Orchard of TreesJuly 4, 2013 6.5Entering the third season, we pick up the action hours after the ceremony at the lake where Gaia chose destiny over love, sending Axl into a
2. S03E02This Thing InsideJuly 11, 2013 6.5Attraction versus repulsion; destiny versus free-will; Godliness versus humanity: oh yes, the battle is most definitely on. The morning afte
3. S03E03BergerbarJuly 18, 2013 6.5Axl tries his hand at therapeutic binge-drinking, Ty experiences a life-changing catastrophe and Mike changes teams; all for the greater goo
4. S03E04Like the Beserkers of OldJuly 25, 2013 6.5As the righteous are vanquished, Anders is made an offer he should refuse. Mike finds out his is not the only family with issues and Axl mak
5. S03E05Unleash the Kraken!August 1, 2013 6.5Monsters from the past unlock the demons of today, as the Johnsons dress up for the family reunion they never expected.
6. S03E06And Then on to NorsewoodAugust 8, 2013 6.5As Axl's road trip takes a couple of unexpected turns, Mike and Michele take their own roads to the dark side, and Dawn becomes the launch p
7. S03E07Typical Auckland GodAugust 15, 2013 6.5A stag do with two stags leads Axl down the path to wisdom, while Ty finds that something that is forgotten isn't necessarily gone.
8. S03E08The Asparagus Is Kicking InAugust 22, 2013 6.5Why are Grandpa and Axl naked on the beach? Does Anders actually even have a conscience? And just what will it take for Mike to go to war?
9. S03E09Mike in the MirrorAugust 29, 2013 6.5Miracles and visions abound, as do secrets and lies, when Axl's quest encounters many Friggs.
10. S03E10Playing GodSeptember 5, 2013 6.5In which the best-laid plans and sundry schemes are thwarted by a man of morals, who also happens to be a man of action.
11. S03E11A Bit Like Buses ReallySeptember 12, 2013 6.5Two pretenders must overcome a host of obstacles, mortal and Godly, as they race for the prize.
12. S03E12Late to the Point of KnowledgeSeptember 19, 2013 6.5Forget what you think you know. Throw away all your preconceived notions, and how you think things will go. Because today is the day everyth
13. S03E13The End of the World as We Know ItSeptember 26, 2013 6.0If you had one night left, and in the morning everything changes forever, what would you do with that night?

Season 3 ranked & reviewed