The worst episodes of Storage Wars
Ranked by viewer rating, lows first. Vote on a placement to back it or contest it.
- 01
It's "prison" hugs all around in the City of Orange. Brandi and Jarrod bring an old friend along to do the heavy lifting. Ivy finds his fun in the little things. Amidst all the water damage, Mary discovers where her bread is really buttered. Shana and Edwina crack themselves up with some snappy accessories.
- 02
Dr. D and the Mystery Machines
Less is mostly more in Brea; Rene swings for the fences on a costly gamble; Brandi has to dig through trash but really puts her heart into it nonetheless; Ivy and Pops clear up confusion over a massive mysterious mechanism.
- 03
Stanton in the Place Where You Work
Rene has lukewarm results bobbin' for profits in Stanton. Dusty finds a hoard of quality equipment, inking himself a decent payday. Looking for treasure, Brandi does end up with the green... just not in the way she expected.
- 04
The third time HAS to be the charm for Lisa in Riverside, as she dons her cowboy garb and brings her money sock along. Rene sinks his teeth into an unassuming unit. Brandi gets to go on a scavenger hunt. Ivy and his boys get a glimpse of their retired life, while Darrell just isn't feeling like himself.
- 05
San Bernardino is full of surprises, particularly for Rene and Casey, who roll the dice on some sealed totes. Kenny stumbles over some odd-looking car parts, while Lisa shields herself from disaster with an unusually expensive locker.
- 06
In West Covina, Dusty uses magic to find his treasure. Lisa, determined to make her carpenter father proud, looks for something to refurbish and ends up channeling something else.
- 07
The buyers return to Moreno Valley, where an old friend surprises them. Dusty & Lupe do their best to hit it out of the park. Ivy finds a couple of "less scary" coffins. Brandi isn't going to let anything ruin her bright and sunny attitude.
- 08
The Slings and Arrows of Outrageous Lockers
The city of Hemet reminds Kenny of a certain English poet, but he ends up focusing on the Eastern arts. Ivy spreads holiday joy as he battles it out with a new buyer who isn't all that intimidated.
- 09
Kenny gets ganged up on in Riverside by the field of buyers. Dave buys an old unit and takes a voyage back in time. Ivy scores a locker that inspires him to go clubbing. Emily puts her foot down with a statement buy on a massive locker.
- 10
Everything is coming up "Brandi" in Banning, as she milks all she can out of her buy. Ivy knows good tools when he sees them. Lisa forms some sweet success out of an otherwise bland unit, while Kenny scores on a high-brow horseplay hoard.
- 11
It's a spooky All Hallow's Eve in Huntington Beach, as Kenny books an appearance with his dark side. Brandi finds evidence of a possible pay day. Ivy does what he can with whatever he has, while Mary's locker requires some rescuing.
- 12
Dave is joined by his biggest fan, who helps him sink a winning locker. Emily is determined to "selvage" a profit from a smaller unit. Lisa puts her faith in Karma and it treats her like royalty. Kenny carves out some monies in record time.
- 13
In Orange, Dave zeroes in on a stack of Benjamins. Dusty & Lupe go really big and manage to stay out of the weeds. Mary gets herself all chakra'd in Fullerton.
- 14
Torrance gives props to Dusty & Lupe who are haunted by their locker. Kenny manages to kill several birds with one locker. Brandi gets all medieval with some strange music boxes, while Lisa re-joins the rest of the fleas to drop some new records.
- 15
Lockers in El Monte, CA have been known to hold some great finds and this auction is no different. Brandi decides to let Jarrod loose with their money, but Mary steps up with her new boyfriend to get the most expensive locker of the day. Rene spends the least looking for a collector's unit, but he may come out of the gate with the best score.
- 16
The buyers try to get away from it all, heading out to Lake Arrowhead, where Ivy puts economies of scale to the test. Justin almost hits the bullseye on his locker, while Darrell and Chad's fortunes are found on the farm.
- 17
Dave brings his mentor with him to Rancho Cucamonga but has little to show for it; Ivy teaches about buying lockers to the auctioneer; Jarrod and Brandi try for a big buy.
- 18
The blazing heat in Riverside, inspires Lisa and Kenny to break out the parasols. Dusty wears his intuition on his sleeve. Ivy releases the hounds and makes out nicely as a result.
- 19
You Can Lead a Horse to a Locker, but You Can't Make Him Bid
Barry and Kenny show up in their alternative fuel vehicle; Lisa does her best to break the curse of the bad locker; Ivy finds some curious denominations.
- 20
Laura takes the reigns alone in Fullerton and proceeds to outsell Dan; Brandi gets assaulted by her locker but ultimately drives home a winner; Rene postpones a day date in favour of a work date; Darrell stumbles across and unexpected collection.
- 21
Rene shows up in Orange, declaring himself the King, while Dusty isn't quite ready to concede the title; Kenny accidentally re-invents the wheel; Lisa sees things from a slightly different perspective.
- 22
The units are packed full in Stanton, as Darrell has to deal with Kimber's eyes on a competitor. Ivy brings a full truck, hoping for a second haul. Dusty unpacks what could be the ultimate assistant, while Rene's hunch serves him well, putting together one of his greatest profits.
- 23
It's an uncharacteristically wet day in Montebello and King Darrell is on a mission to defend his throne, while Rene and Casey signal their intentions to undermine his plans. Kenny gets entirely bowled over by his locker. And Lisa manages to rope herself something decent.
- 24
Barry shows up to the auction ready to learn, bringing along a present for a certain hustler. Brandi and Bozek get a firm grip on a smaller unit that raises their spirits. Ivy treats his son to a birthday locker, but it's The King himself that outdoes everyone with a rare find.
- 25
The big guns come out in Riverside, but Rene isn't having any of it. Darrell presses his luck with a smaller locker and makes a neat profit. Dusty finds that once he gets going, it's hard to stop... so he just keeps re-loading.
