Storage Wars: Texas (2011–2014)

1. S01E01Texas Sold 'EmDecember 6, 2011—The Storage Wars spread to the lone star state. Buyers Ricky and Bubba Smith look past the grime to find a vintage air compressor. Antique A
2. S01E02Bounty Hunter Bubba FettDecember 13, 2011—The auction action heads to Irving, TX -- a town located directly between Dallas and Ft. Worth. Lesa Lewis and Moe Prigoff go toe-to-toe for
3. S01E03Snake, Rattle, and RollDecember 20, 2011—From stadiums to amusement parks, Arlington has the Texas buyers on the lookout for memorabilia and collectables. Ricky and Bubba play up th
4. S01E04Mo' Money, Moe PrigoffDecember 27, 2011—As the bidders arrive at Walt's Longview auction, they notice one major problem. There's a 100-buyer swarm--all of whom are geared up to spe
5. S01E05The Good, the Bad, and the HungryDecember 27, 2011—When a recently deceased tycoon's unit goes up for sale, the buyers ready themselves for all-out war. Bubba and Ricky find some antique kitc
6. S01E06Remember the Alamo?January 10, 2012—The storage warriors journey back to Ft. Worth, Texas to a facility known for its deceptively bad looking lockers. Lesa Lewis tries to find
7. S01E07Home on the StrangeMarch 6, 2012—When the buyers head to the conservative town of Burelson, Texas, they find items that are anything but ordinary! Moe Prigoff is on the hunt
8. S01E08The Surgeon, the Witch, and the WardrobeMarch 6, 2012—A tornado is coming! When the buyers head to East Texas, the race is on to grab a locker before the storm hits. Ricky and Bubba go after a t
9. S01E09Puffy in the Sky With DiamondsMarch 13, 2012—In the city of Irving, the buyers are on the hunt for old heirlooms. Victor employs some underhanded tactics to rattle the competition. Lesa
10. S01E10If I Were a Tibettin' ManMarch 13, 2012—The buyers venture to a Ft. Worth facility with the potential for low costs and huge finds. Ricky and Bubba find football autographs, which
11. S01E11Dallas Cowboys and IndiansMarch 20, 2012—The buyers head to Ft. Worth, Texas in search of western collectables and old heirlooms. Ricky and Bubba bring a legendary cowboy for some c
12. S01E12Who Bought JFK?March 20, 2012—The buyers head to a high-end facility in Lake Highlands, Texas. Lesa Lewis battles for a locker with a dark item, Victor Rjesnjansky hunts
13. S01E13High Tea TightyMarch 27, 2012—Lewisville, Texas is known for its glittering lakes and well-to-do residence--meaning it's the perfect place for the buyers to strike it ric
14. S01E14For a Few Lockers MoreMarch 27, 2012 9.0The Storage Stampede hits the Dallas metroplex with back-to-back auctions. If the buyers can't keep up with the crowd, they risk missing a l
15. S01E15Fandom of the OperaApril 3, 2012—In the refined country town of Tyler, Texas--the hunt begins for rare art and designer furniture. A tantrum from Lesa Lewis forces Jerry to
16. S01E16A Fistful of AuctionsApril 3, 2012—The buyers have a big decision to make: go to an auction with safe "bread and butter" lockers or risk it all at an auction in a developing n

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01Flight of the GrumbleBeeMarch 6, 2012—Season 2 returns with brand new buys, all-new finds, and a few new faces. The buyers journey to the resort and spa town of Mineral Wells. "R
2. S02E02Mary Had a Little BlomMarch 6, 2012—The buyers travel to the transportation hub of Irving, TX. Dr. Moe's prot g e, Mary Padian, returns -- giving refurbisher, Jenny Grumbles, a
3. S02E03Hate to Burst Your BubbaMarch 13, 2012—Auctions take place in Lake Highlands, Texas--a wealthy suburb of Dallas. Victor Rjesnjansky snakes his way into Bubba's mind--turning him a
4. S02E04Vic in the HeadMarch 13, 2012—The buyers head to Tyler, Texas--a country town with a thriving art scene. Ricky tries to remove the "Vic fungus" that s invaded Bubba s hea
5. S02E05No Stash, Moe's StacheMarch 20, 2012—Carrollton, Texas hosts the auction. Moe and Mary debate their team name. Victor Rjesnjansky tries to blend in with some camouflage hunting
6. S02E06Out of Af-RickyMarch 20, 2012—The buyers venture to Cedar Hill, Texas--home of the rich and fabulous Dr. Moe Prigoff. Jenny Grumbles tries to toast Victor for a locker fi
7. S02E07Bubbapocalypse NowMarch 27, 2012—The auctions take place in Oak Cliff, Texas. Jenny battles Mary for a locker containing antique electronics. Vic finds that it s all about t
8. S02E08Night of the Pondering DeadMarch 27, 2012—In the small town of Ponder, a dark secret looms; the townspeople pounce on lockers like hordes of zombies. Ricky and Bubba spend $2,900 on
9. S02E09Jenny Bears AllApril 3, 2012—The buyers ride out to the cowboy town of Mesquite. Mary Padian tries to impress Dr. Moe with buying a unit for $1,050 containing a sleak, r
10. S02E10Aust-in-TranslationApril 3, 2012—Walt Cade and his buyers hit the road to Austin, the capital of the state and home to a multitude of proudly eclectic weirdos. Moe and Mary
11. S02E11Piñatas and Ta-tasAugust 15, 2012—The buyers once again return in Austin and having a successful day. Jenny Grumbles aims for furniture and buys a $600 unit, but gets a new s
12. S02E12Rhymes with WitchAugust 15, 2012—On the hottest day of summer, the buyers return to the wealthy Dallas neighborhood of Lake Highlands. Victor Rjesnjansky spends $250 on a un
13. S02E13A Jenny for Your ThoughtsAugust 22, 2012—Looking for a competitive edge in the male-dominated storage auction scene in Fort Worth; the Dazzler uses her feminine wiles to obtain insi
14. S02E14I'd Do Anything for Lesa (But I Won't Do That)August 22, 2012—Sparks fly in DeSoto as Jerry Simpson and Lesa Lewis return from East Texas to make another score and this time, Jenny Grumbles and Mary Pad
15. S02E15Mary Defeats AuctionAugust 29, 2012—Garland, a city boasting the slogan "Texas Made Here", hosts the auction. Moe and Mary find a rare piece of U.S. history. Jenny Grumbles, in
16. S02E16Tank GirlAugust 29, 2012—The buyers venture to the Dallas suburb of Addison. The Rangers make an antique find that Ricky believes has its origin on the high seas. Je
17. S02E17Mary's New Hoopty RideSeptember 5, 2012—The auctions take place in Oak Cliff, Texas. Jenny battles Mary for a locker containing antique electronics. Vic finds that it s all about t
18. S02E18Breaking BubbaSeptember 12, 2012—Arlington, Texas hosts the auction action. Ricky and Bubba take their finds off to the races. Jenny gets a chance to trade makeover for make
19. S02E19Buyers on the StormJanuary 1, 2013—The buyers return to Mineral Wells, where severe weather complicates a day of auctions--and puts a scare into Vic. Ricky and Bubba find item
20. S02E20What Do Women Want?January 1, 2013—The buyers return to Mesquite, Texas, where Ricky and Bubba have endured a terrible run of luck and due to unforeseen circumstances, the Ran
21. S02E21Bubba and the Chocolate FactoryJanuary 8, 2013—The buyers travel to the upscale area of Las Colinas; Moe has a good kind of bomb scare; Jenny explores the world of high-priced sports cars
22. S02E22Rules to Buy ByJanuary 8, 2013—Moe and Mary meet a qualified wood expert in the Texas town of Waxahachie; Ricky and Bubba find a strange weapon; a buyer listens to the loc
23. S02E23The Cock Fighter From MexicoJanuary 15, 2013—The auction action heads to the historical town of DeSoto, Texas. Victor Rjsenjansky tries to ruin his competition by sweeping the sale. Ric
24. S02E24You Bought It, You Break ItJanuary 15, 2013—The buyers return to Mesquite, Texas, where Ricky and Bubba have experienced a famous losing streak. Jenny fights through a work-related inj
25. S02E25A Ricky Runs Through ItJanuary 29, 2013—The auction returns to the historic town of Waxahachie, where Victor needs to halt a losing streak. Moe and Mary, trying to help Mary s stru
26. S02E26Bronze BeautyJanuary 29, 2013—The auction action takes place in the tiny town of Pantego, Texas. Victor gets back in the game when he discovers a box of antique periodica
27. S02E27Mayor of MoneytownFebruary 5, 2013—The buyers return to the town of Carrollton, Texas. Victor pursues a custom motorcycle and finds more machinery than he anticipated. Ricky a
28. S02E28Darth VictorFebruary 5, 2013—The auction action gets tense in Arlington, Texas. Jenny must once again face down her nemeses Ricky and Bubba to acquire her dream locker.
29. S02E29Fast Times at Texas HighFebruary 12, 2013—The auction in Killeen, Texas, where Bubba Smith went to high school, stirs up teenage memories for the Rangers and the other buyers. Victor
30. S02E30Shake Your Tailfeather!February 12, 2013—The buyers hit the old Chisholm Trail city of Fort Worth. Jenny identifies Ricky and Bubba as obstacles to her success and aims to beat them
31. S02E31Throw Momma From the AuctionFebruary 19, 2013—The auction takes place in Lancaster, Texas -- a spot on Bonnie and Clyde's 1934 robbery spree -- and the buyers also hope to make out like
32. S02E32The Ninja and the PitmasterFebruary 19, 2013—The buyers converge in the town of DeSoto, where a stranger on a motorcycle raises both prices and eyebrows. With only four lockers up for g
33. S02E33Hoarder PatrolFebruary 26, 2013—The auction takes place in the small East Texas town of Hallsville -- and it seems like nearly everyone shows up to compete with our buyers.
34. S02E34Hoopty DreamsFebruary 26, 2013—The buyers return to the classic Texas town of Fort Worth, where Victor seeks an ally in his bidding battle against Ricky and Bubba, who hav

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01Raiders of the Lost ArkanaAugust 27, 2013—In search of old furniture and new territory, the buyers travel east to the border town of Texarkana. Slick Vic goes silent and stealthy to
2. S03E02Take a Deep Breath, It's Lesa!—The auction action takes place in the Houston suburb of Conroe, Texas, where the buyers are met by an old adversary. Mary and Moe feel the s
3. S03E03British InvasionSeptember 3, 2013—In the city of DeSoto, Texas, the big-money buyers are on the lookout for antiques. Ricky and Bubba are menaced by a new face from across th
4. S03E04Swinging with the JenemySeptember 3, 2013—The bidders return to Dallas, the big city of fat wallets and fast action. Jenny is on the lookout for industrial material for a custom job.
5. S03E05Ka-Chingaladas!September 10, 2013—The auction action takes place in Garland, Texas, where Ricky and Bubba challenge "The King of East Texas Flea Markets." Jenny and Mary, sea
6. S03E06It's Always Sonny in Texas—The buyers return to Fort Worth, where a local auctioneer joins as a bidder and stirs things up with Ricky and Bubba. Jenny and Mary disagre
7. S03E07Stowe-Age WarsSeptember 17, 2013—The auction returns to the town of Mesquite, and so does Ricky and Bubba's nemesis Kenny Stowe. The Rangers go chasing after vengeance, and
8. S03E08Built for Pleasure Not SpeedOctober 1, 2013—The auction action goes down in the east Texas town of Longview. Lesa and Jerry play their home-field advantage and lock horns with the new
9. S03E09Winners of the CenturiesOctober 22, 2013—The auction takes place in the old Chisholm Trail city of Fort Worth. Englishman David Kay returns and gets chippy with the competition. Vic
10. S03E10Take That Beethoven!October 22, 2013—The auction action goes down in Dallas, where Lesa and Jerry return to play havoc with Mary and Jenny, and Ricky and Bubba seek revenge agai
11. S03E11Yo! Mary RapsOctober 29, 2013—The buyers return to the Dallas suburb of Carrollton, where they find shocking surprises are in store. Ricky and Bubba will never be the sam
12. S03E12Hands Off the EmbroideryOctober 29, 2013—Fort Worth--a perilous place in the 1800s--is host to one more showdown when Cowboy Matt moseys in and pushes his weight around. Mary discov
13. S03E13Cardboard CoutureNovember 5, 2013—The East Texas town of Tyler hosts the auction--Kenny Stowe's territory. Ricky and Bubba throw down the gauntlet and run the gantlet against
14. S03E14Spurs of the MomentNovember 5, 2013—The auction returns to the small Texas town of Ponder, where Rangers Ricky and Bubba look to extend a lucky streak. Jenny discovers her inne
15. S03E15Pirates of PantegoNovember 12, 2013—The small town of Pantego hosts the auction, and a battle of the sexes, when Cowboy Matt Blevins goes over the top and gets under the skin o
16. S03E16Float Like a BubbaflyNovember 12, 2013—The auction action takes place in Dallas, where the big crowds get a jolt from the big wallet of Kenny Stowe from east Texas. Jenny fires he
17. S03E17Excuse Me, I Think You're StupidNovember 19, 2013—The buyers return to the fierce battleground of Fort Worth, where big egos from all over the state vie for some of the best hidden treasures
18. S03E18Grounded & PoundedNovember 19, 2013—Mary intends to get a step up on the competition when the buyers visit a storage auction in Plano, Texas. Ricky, flying solo, goes home with
19. S03E19Hell's Half AcreDecember 3, 2013—The auction action returns to Fort Worth, and the home of Hell's Half Acre once again inspires hot blood and sharp tongues. Bubba, going sol
20. S03E20Fear the Short Fat ManDecember 3, 2013—The buyers head to the small town of Waxahachie. Ricky and Bubba find some green and end up putting it all away, while Jenny makes a scandal
21. S03E21Pow! It's a Surprise!December 10, 2013—The buyers return to DeSoto--a town that shares a name with a Spanish explorer. Jenny hunts for raw materials to make a unique piece for a c
22. S03E22Welcome to the World of Sonny MondayDecember 10, 2013—The buyers return to Waxahachie, where Vic and his protege Sonny Monday discover an item that leads them to Dallas Stars co-captain Jamie Be
23. S03E23Everything's Coming Up Sonny!December 17, 2013—The buyers visit the city of Mesquite on one of the hottest days of the year; Vic's protege takes a hit; Mary's discovery leads her to a lla
24. S03E24When Vic Comes to ShoveDecember 17, 2013—The buyers brawl in the city of Henderson; Vic and Sonny receive a shot in the arm; Jenny arrives on four wheels.
25. S03E25Waltz Across TexasDecember 24, 2013—The auction action returns to Longview, which Kenny declares to be his "East Texas stomping grounds." Bubba, working solo, aims for an item
26. S03E26Puffy the Auction SlayerDecember 24, 2013—The upscale hamlet of Haslet, Texas hosts the auction, and some old hands show up to compete for abandoned treasures. Ricky's mother Puffy,
27. S03E27For the Benefit of Mr. CharlesJanuary 7, 2014—The buyers head east to Longview, Texas, where Jenny attempts a bold new strategy. Rangers Ricky and Bubba attempt to both go big and go hom
28. S03E28Moe's DefJanuary 7, 2014—The auction season concludes with a bang in Fort Worth. Moe the junk-hoarding foot doctor, now limited to one locker a year by his wife, ret

Season 3 ranked & reviewed