Sit Down Shut Up (2009–2009)

1. S01E01PilotApril 19, 2009—Knob Haven High School is in financial trouble, and Acting Principal Sue Sezno must win the upcoming football game to gain alumni donations
2. S01E02Miracle's Are RealApril 26, 2009—To celebrate the first day of spring, Miracle distributes flowers (at least she thinks so) to the staff. The flowers turn out to be hemlock,
3. S01E03World's Greatest TeacherMay 3, 2009—When Knob Haven High School has a chance to become a “distinguished school,” Larry volunteers to give a speech to the school board in hopes
4. S01E04Back in TimeMay 10, 2009—In an effort to impress the PTA, the faculty and staff of Knob Haven High School throw a party at Huey Lewis’ house. In true John Hughes fas
5. S01E05High School ConfidentialSeptember 12, 2009—Vice Principal Prozackian is put in charge of the student newspaper, and runs a report that reveals that Miracle never graduated from high s
6. S01E06Taming of the DudeSeptember 19, 2009—Larry meets a woman from Ennis's past. Meanwhile, Miracle shares a deadly secret with Principal Sezno.
7. S01E07Hurricane WillardSeptember 26, 2009—When a hurricane heads for Knob Haven, the high school becomes the town's shelter for those who've lost their homes.
8. S01E08Mr. Hofftard Goes to WashingtonOctober 3, 2009—
9. S01E09Tackin'October 10, 2009—When Larry hears from the Deep South Council of Physical Fitness, he attempts to remove all the junk food from the school to help the kids g
10. S01E10Helen and Sue's High School ReunionOctober 24, 2009—When Larry plans Knob Haven High School's reunion, he persuades Alanis Morissette to attend so that Helen and Sue's all-girl band, the "Knob
11. S01E11Math LabNovember 7, 2009—
12. S01E12SpEdNovember 14, 2009—When Ennis proctors a test for gifted students, he accidentally sends the kids off in a trailer into the harbor. Meanwhile, Willard tries to
13. S01E13High School Musical MusicalNovember 21, 2009—When Sue gives Andrew an ultimatum to turn around the drama department, he writes a musical starring the teachers. Meanwhile, Sue discovers

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