Sealab 2021

1. S01E01Radio Free SealabDecember 21, 2000 8.0Murphy, bored to tears, starts his own pirate radio show called "Howlin' Mad Murphy" until the FCC Search & Destroy team shuts his @*! d
2. S01E02I, RobotDecember 30, 2000 7.8Sealab is in danger, but nobody cares. The crew wonders what it would be like to be robots, while Quinn tries to deal with the impending dis
3. S01E03Happy CakeDecember 30, 2000 7.3Capt. Murphy can't seem to find his ""Happy Cake"" cupcake oven anywhere. He sends the Sealab crew out to find it, only to find it's in the
4. S01E04ChickmateSeptember 2, 2001 7.7Debbie wants to have a baby so she starts to interview the crew to see who will be the father. Marco makes time with the other Debbie (aka "
5. S01E05PredatorSeptember 16, 2001 8.0A flesh-eating invisible monster has invaded the Sealab and is killing everyone. The crew tries to lure it into a trap by having Dolphin Boy
6. S01E06Lost in TimeSeptember 30, 2001 8.3Under orders from Capt. Murphy, Stormy & Quinn attempt to hook up pirated cable-TV. After getting a picture, something goes haywire and send
7. S01E07Little Orphan AngryOctober 14, 2001 8.0An orphan says he is terminally ill so he can go to Sealab.
8. S01E08Waking QuinnOctober 21, 2001 6.7While lounging in the pool, Dr. Quinn is repeatedly electrocuted by Stormy throwing various devices into the water. Quinn's resulting hallu
9. S01E09Season's bestAll That JazzOctober 28, 2001 8.8Murphy is stuck under a soda machine. To make matters worse, everyone else is out at a concert and can't help him! To make matters worse sti
10. S01E10Murphy Murph and the Feng Shui BunchDecember 9, 2001 8.3Murph blows the whole Sealab budget on making the place "Feng Shui" paying a scam artist to redecorate the whole place.

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01In the ClosetApril 7, 2002 8.3Due to a faulty door, the Sealab crew gets locked in a tool closet. A few black eyes result as they try to get out, but then they discover t
2. S02E02Season's bestStimutacsApril 28, 2002 10.0Sparks starts pushing a new, "mostly kelp" energy pill that proves to be highly addictive.
3. S02E03Swimming in OblivionMay 5, 2002 7.0Behind the scenes at the chaotic "set" of Sealab 2021. In this episode, the voice actors use their own names rather than the characters'. Th
4. S02E04Der DiebMay 12, 2002 8.0A series of unexplained thefts leads Murphy to declare "Martian law". In the ensuing madness, everyone ends up blaming Quinn for all the the
5. S02E05The PolicyNovember 3, 2002 8.0After running up thousands of dollars in credit card debt, Murphy can't come up with a way to pay for it all...until Sparks intervenes. He t
6. S02E06Hail, SquishfaceNovember 10, 2002 8.0A mysterious Asian visitor brings an irresistibly cute Gloop (reminiscent of shmoos) onto the station, which Murphy names Squishface. There
7. S02E07BizzaroNovember 17, 2002 9.5Who should come aboard SeaLab but the Bizarro versions of the crew, such as Bizarro Debbie, Bizarro Marco, Bizarro Murphy, Bizarro Sparks, B
8. S02E08Legend of Baggy PantsNovember 24, 2002 9.0Murphy's golf game is, due to a lack of golfballs, cut short. Murphy embarks on a frantic quest to find the Pro Shop. On the way, Murphy run
9. S02E09TinfinsDecember 8, 2002 7.0The crew of Sealab (along with a vapid gossip-show host, a bear in lederhosen and guest stars Kid 'n Play) star in a sneak preview special f
10. S02E107211December 15, 2002 6.0A nuclear submarine crashes outside the station, and the crew of Sealab (in a rare occurrence) must work quickly to stop an environmental di
11. S02E11Feast of AlvisDecember 29, 2002 9.0Capt. Murphy's attempts at a happy Alvistide go awry thanks to non-Alvian crew members, an uncooperative electrician, and Alvis himself "cra

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01Season's bestBrainswitchMay 26, 2003 10.0An accident leaves Quinn comatose and Stormy allegedly smarter. Have they really switched brains?
2. S03E02VacationJune 2, 2003 6.3Dr. Quinn forcibly takes a well-deserved vacation, inside Sealab's walls, the crew attempts to find out what he's doing.
3. S03E03FuseboxJune 9, 2003 10.0The electricity is out in Sealab, and the crew tries to turn the power back on. This episode shows the outside of the Sealab for 8 minutes,
4. S03E04Article 4June 16, 2003 9.5A loophole in the Sealab charter turns everyone into captains, except Stormy (too stupid), Quinn (too proud to exploit the loophole), and th
5. S03E05Return to OblivionNovember 16, 2003 9.5A network executive audits the set of the hard-hitting action drama Sealab 2021, with hopes of somehow salvaging the dwindling series.
6. S03E06SplitsvilleNovember 23, 2003 9.5Debbie and Quinn break up, while Dr. Virjay gets his old rock band back together.
7. S03E07Tourist SeasonNovember 30, 2003 10.0Captain Murphy opens Sealab to tourists, eventually prompting Dr. Virjay to renounce his religion, and begin to eat meat from cows.
8. S03E08Red DawnDecember 7, 2003 9.5Kommissar Murphy brings Marxist-Leninist ideals to Sealab.
9. S03E09Meet Beck BristowDecember 14, 2003 8.5Hollywood Actor Beck Bristow (Brian Bloom) comes to Sealab to study for a television role.
10. S03E10I, Robot, ReallyDecember 21, 2003 8.0Due to an incident with Chubby Carol, Quinn (who doesn't think Carol is so chubby) is blackmailed into giving each crew member a robot body,
11. S03E11Frozen DinnerDecember 31, 2003 8.0The Sealab crew attempts a daring rescue mission to Ice Station Zebra, one of whose inhabitants has turned to cannibalism. They are accompan
12. S03E12Tornado ShanksJanuary 11, 2004 8.0As Captain Murphy leaves for The Great Spice Wars, a new captain, Tornado Shanks, is given the helm.

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01Season's bestASHDTVJune 20, 2004 9.0A delivering mishap and some dishonesty on Sparks' part pockets Sealab a brand new Asteroid Smasher/High-definition Television. Unfortunatel
2. S04E02Chalkboard JungleJune 27, 2004 9.0Dr. Quinn teaches Debbie Love's class of 4th-graders including Fatass McBlobbicus, while having to deal with Tornado Shanks' warped and unsc
3. S04E03Dearly Beloved SeedJuly 4, 2004 8.0The last of Captain Shanks' brothers (who are all named for mythical Greek heroes) dies from a heart attack while taking a dump; all the whi
4. S04E04Craptastic VoyageJuly 11, 2004 7.0Quinn, White Debbie, and "He Who Smokes Bitches" Stormy Waters venture deep into Tornado Shanks to destroy a malignant tumor in Captain Shan
5. S04E05Let 'Em Eat CornJuly 18, 2004 9.0Tornado Shanks declares Sealab a sovereign nation in order to be his own tax haven. A wave of secession fever sweeps through the entire crew
6. S04E06NeptunatiJuly 18, 2004 9.0Stormy's meddlesome inquisitiveness uncovers Shanks' membership in a world-controlling society.
7. S04E07Isla de las ChupacabrasNovember 14, 2004 9.0A team-building exercise goes horribly wrong when the Sealab crew are attacked by Chupacabras.
8. S04E08Joy of GriefNovember 21, 2004 7.0A grief counselor tries to help the Sealab crew through a hard time.
9. S04E09Green FeverNovember 28, 2004 7.0Zombies ravage Sealab as Debbie plans her (fifth) 30th birthday party.
10. S04E10Sharko's MachineDecember 5, 2004 6.0Marco's illegitimate son applies for a job on Sealab. Can he pass the civil service exam with Debbie and Quinn helping?
11. S04E11Return of MarcoDecember 12, 2004 8.0Marco died three episodes ago. What's he doing back? Later, Marco and Debbie sing Antônio Carlos Jobim's "Waters of March" in Portuguese.

Season 4 ranked & reviewed

1. S05E01CasinkoMarch 6, 2005 7.0As it turns out Sealab was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and is now sinking into the ocean floor. The only hope to save Sealab is
2. S05E02ButchslapMarch 13, 2005 8.0Marco convinces Debbie to give up her "questionable" ways through a pep talk, leading her to find religion and dump Quinn. Meanwhile, Sparks
3. S05E03Monkey Banana RaffleMarch 20, 2005 7.0Extreme rebel trillionaire, Max Stone, buys Sealab and ends up running it better than before.
4. S05E04ShrabsterMarch 28, 2005 9.0The police want Shanks... Why? The story is revealed in reverse. But it involves a monster, a plan to improve the world, and Grizzlebee's.
5. S05E05CavemenApril 4, 2005 7.0Quinn and Stormy are stuck in a cave with only 10 minutes of oxygen while sealab burns.
6. S05E06Moby SickApril 11, 2005 6.0Abalon, a terminally ill whale, comes to Sealab and asks Doctor Quinn to kill him. While Quinn wonders whether or not he could end a life St
7. S05E07No WaterworldApril 18, 2005 9.0All the water around Sealab has disappeared, and left Sealab high and dry. Where has it all gone?
8. S05E08Season's bestLegacy of LaughterApril 25, 2005 10.0The cast looks back over five years of "A Legacy of Laughter" in the style of one of those tacky TV reunion specials but of course since thi

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