Red Dwarf

1. S01E01The EndFebruary 15, 1988 8.3On board the mining ship Red Dwarf deep in space are Dave Lister and Arnold Rimmer. Two crew members that are the exact opposite of each oth
2. S01E02Future EchoesFebruary 22, 1988 8.0Rimmer gets upset because Lister is planning on going into stasis for the rest of the trip. While getting ready for stasis strange things st
3. S01E03Balance of PowerFebruary 29, 1988 8.0It's Saturday night and Lister wants to party while Arnold Rimmer insists on doing a inventory count of the ships supplies. When Lister obje
4. S01E04Waiting for GodMarch 7, 1988 8.3Rimmer talks Holly into telling him the information that Captain Hollister put into Lister and his personal files. Holly informs Rimmer abou
5. S01E05Confidence and ParanoiaMarch 14, 1988 8.3Lister goes down to a lower deck that Rimmer was supposed to clear of radiation and ends up sick. Because of the sickness, two personalities
6. S01E06Season's bestMe²March 21, 1988 9.5Lister wants Holly to load Kochanski's hologram up as a 2nd hologram, Rimmer decides that another hologram of himself would be much better a

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01Season's bestKrytenSeptember 6, 1988 8.6After picking up a distress call, Lister, Rimmer and Cat get all spiffed up expecting to met the first women they have seen in who knows how
2. S02E02Better Than LifeSeptember 13, 1988 8.3The crew gets a mail pod from Earth, Rimmer gets bad news. The pod also contains a video game called "Better Than Life" and they try it out.
3. S02E03Thanks for the MemorySeptember 20, 1988 8.6The crew goes on a bender on a small moon, after they return Rimmer gets depressed about his love life. Lister then shares one of his memori
4. S02E04Stasis LeakSeptember 27, 1988 8.3The guys find a stasis leak on level 16, Rimmer uses it to try and warn his earlier self about the crew dying so he will not become a hologr
5. S02E05QueegOctober 4, 1988 8.3Right as things are getting extremely boring and monotonous Holly announces that he is being replaced by another computer hologram operating
6. S02E06Parallel UniverseOctober 11, 1988 8.3Holly invents the Holly Hop drive that is supposed to take them back to Earth and instead they end up in a parallel universe on a parallel R

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01BackwardsNovember 14, 1989 7.8Rimmer is giving Kryten a driving lesson in Red Dwarfs Starbug and they end up going through a time hole in space. Kryten and Rimmer then la
2. S03E02MaroonedNovember 21, 1989 7.8When Holly believes a disaster is about to occur, she calls a "Abandon Ship". Lister and Rimmer end up crashing one of the Starbugs on a ice
3. S03E03PolymorphNovember 28, 1989 7.8A genetically engineered shape changing creature comes on board and starts sucking the crews emotions out of them one by one.
4. S03E04BodyswapDecember 5, 1989 8.0A skutter goes berserk and rewires all the ship's circuitry. So when Lister orders a chocolate bar from one of the snack dispensers, he acci
5. S03E05TimeslidesDecember 12, 1989 8.3The crew of the Red Dwarf run amok through history, blithely ignoring the consequences of causality. When Kryten discovers some mutated deve
6. S03E06Season's bestThe Last DayDecember 19, 1989 8.7Kryten discovers his built-in expiry date is almost up and he has less than twenty-four hours to live. The crew are determined to give the m

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01Season's bestCamilleFebruary 14, 1991 9.3Kryten, Red Dwarf's on board mechanoid, rescues a female droid - Camille - from a crashed vessel. She's a 4000 series just like him, only a
2. S04E02D.N.A.February 21, 1991 8.3The crew lock on to an unidentified craft containing the ultimate genetic engineering technology - a machine that can transform any living t
3. S04E03JusticeFebruary 28, 1991 8.7Innate justice does not exist anywhere in the known universe except, that is, for Justice World, an abandoned penal colony equipped with a "
4. S04E04White HoleMarch 7, 1991 8.8Holly regains her genius level IQ and for reasons best known to herself powers down the ship, leaving the crew drifting helplessly towards a
5. S04E05Dimension JumpMarch 14, 1991 9.3In a universe almost identical to our own, another Arnold Rimmer exists. A test pilot in the Space Corps, he is charming, popular, brave and
6. S04E06MeltdownMarch 21, 1991 8.7A matter transporter whisks the crew to Waxworld - a giant theme park, where the waxdroids have broken their programming, and are running am

Season 4 ranked & reviewed

1. S05E01HoloshipFebruary 20, 1992 9.0Rimmer is transmitted from Red Dwarf to the advanced Holoship "Enlightenment" which contains the cream of the Space Corps. Everything he has
2. S05E02The InquisitorFebruary 27, 1992 9.0The Inquisitor roams through Time weeding out life's wastrels and deleting the worthless - the Red Dwarf crew are in big, big trouble.
3. S05E03Season's bestTerrorformMarch 5, 1992 9.3Rimmer is taken prisoner inside his own mind and ends up being stripped, oiled, manacled, licked, chained, taunted, humiliated and nearly ha
4. S05E04QuarantineMarch 12, 1992 9.0After an encounter at a viral research centre, Rimmer forces the crew to spend twelve weeks in quarantine. But who's watching the watcher?
5. S05E05Demons & AngelsMarch 19, 1992 8.3Who knows what evil lurks within the hearts of men? The Red Dwarf crew find out when they encounter their dark sides - four evil "doppelgang
6. S05E06Back to RealityMarch 26, 1992 8.8The crew of Red Dwarf discover an abandoned space ship on an ocean bed but suddenly the salvage operation doesn't sound quite so sexy when t

Season 5 ranked & reviewed

1. S06E01PsirensOctober 7, 1993 8.5In pursuit of the stolen Red Dwarf, Lister and Co are attacked by Psirens - creatures who lure space-farers to their deaths with a lethal co
2. S06E02LegionOctober 14, 1993 8.3Supplies are low. The water has been recycled so often, it's beginning to taste like Dutch lager. Then a malfunctioning guidance beam drags
3. S06E03Gunmen of the ApocalypseOctober 21, 1993 8.5Kryten contracts a deadly computer virus, and Rimmer and Co are forced to enter his electronic mindscape. They find themselves in a wild wes
4. S06E04Emohawk - Polymorph IIOctober 28, 1993 8.5The Dwarfers need replacement engine parts from the fearsome stomach-churningly ugly "Kinitawowi". But the GELF tribe are interested in only
5. S06E05Season's bestRimmerworldNovember 4, 1993 9.0Trapped aboard a disintegrating ship, Rimmer abandons his crewmates, taking the only remaining escape pod. As he accelerates towards a nearb
6. S06E06Out of TimeNovember 11, 1993 8.8When an identical ship materialises alongside Starbug, the crew are alarmed to receive an SOS call from themselves fifteen years into the fu

Season 6 ranked & reviewed

1. S07E01Tikka to RideJanuary 17, 1997 7.8The crew are dead, slain by their future selves in the cliff-hanger that ended series six. But coming back from the dead is a piece of cake
2. S07E02Season's bestStoke Me a ClipperJanuary 24, 1997 8.5Rimmer's much more dashing alter ego, Ace Rimmer, arrives on Starbug terminally wounded. He asks Rimmer to take his place as the swashbuckli
3. S07E03OuroborosJanuary 31, 1997 7.5When two realities converge, the Dwarfers undergo their most terrifying ordeal yet - they bump into a real, live, human woman who's attracti
4. S07E04Duct SoupFebruary 7, 1997 8.0When the generator and its back-up go down in the middle of the night, the crew have to crawl through the mile long labyrinth of service duc
5. S07E05BlueFebruary 14, 1997 8.5Lister finds himself missing Rimmer - until Kryten takes him on "The Rimmer Experience", a virtual reality ride featuring highlights of the
6. S07E06Beyond a JokeFebruary 21, 1997 8.3Kochanski takes the crew into the Artificial Reality suite and transports them to Pride and Prejudice World hoping to educate them in the su
7. S07E07EpidemeFebruary 28, 1997 8.3A strange, intelligent virus has impregnated Lister. He tries to set up a communication link with the disease to sweet-talk it into not kill
8. S07E08NanarchyMarch 7, 1997 8.3The crew searches for nanobots in a laundry hamper to restore Lister to his pre-viral state. What they find is the answer to who stole their

Season 7 ranked & reviewed

1. S08E01Season's bestBack in the Red, Part 1February 18, 1999 7.6Not only have the nanobots recreated Red Dwarf, they've also populated the ship with its original crew. This is extremely good news for Rimm
2. S08E02Back in the Red, Part 2February 25, 1999 7.4Rimmer is invited to dinner with the Captain and to make the evening go with a swing douses himself with the "Sexual Magnetism Virus" making
3. S08E03Back in the Red, Part 3March 4, 1999 7.0The Dwarfers face two years in the brig for crimes against the Space Corps. Realising their defence has more holes than Lister's underpants
4. S08E04CassandraMarch 11, 1999 7.6Taking Holly's advice Lister joins the "Canaries" - a battle hardened convict army trained to go on suicide missions, and not, as he thought
5. S08E05Krytie TVMarch 18, 1999 7.0Kryten starts his own pirate TV station to entertain the prisoners.
6. S08E06Pete, Part 1March 25, 1999 7.2When Rimmer and Lister are forced to take on the guards in a basketball game they sabotage the opposition's half-time juice with 'Boing' - t
7. S08E07Pete, Part 2April 1, 1999 7.0The Dwarfers discover birds are descended from dinosaurs when they de-evolve a sparrow into a T-Rex!
8. S08E08Only the Good...April 5, 1999 7.4Rimmer crosses into a mirror universe where he discovers another version of himself captaining the ship.

Season 8 ranked & reviewed

1. S09E01Season's bestBack to Earth, Part 1April 10, 2009 6.5Nine years later the Red Dwarf crew are older but still none the wiser. Lister's busy day of annoying Rimmer is interrupted by the discovery
2. S09E02Back to Earth, Part 2April 11, 2009 6.0Rimmer's replacement, Katerina, is determined to guide Lister back to his home planet. But Earth in 2009 is not everything the boys had expe
3. S09E03Back to Earth, Part 3April 12, 2009 6.5Knowing they are destined to die, the Dwarfers head to a mysterious address in London to plead for more life.

Season 9 ranked & reviewed

1. S10E01TrojanOctober 4, 2012 6.4Rimmer receives an SOS Distress Call from a doomed ship commanded by his all-conquering brother, Howard. But Rimmer can't bring himself to s
2. S10E02Season's bestFathers and SunsOctober 11, 2012 7.8Every year Lister sends himself a Father's Day card to celebrate the fact that he is his own father; but when Rimmer points out he's been a
3. S10E03LemonsOctober 18, 2012 7.0Marooned in Britain in 23 AD, the Dwarfers need an 8-volt battery to power up their Returner Remote and get home. Remembering a lesson from
4. S10E04EntangledOctober 25, 2012 7.0Lister loses Rimmer in a game of poker to a group of Biologically Engineered Life Forms and in return gets an unwanted gift: a groinal explo
5. S10E05Dear DaveNovember 1, 2012 7.6Lister has women trouble when he gets himself in a love triangle with Snack Dispensers 23 and 34; then, to make matter worse, gets a letter
6. S10E06The BeginningNovember 8, 2012 6.4Hiding in an Asteroid, surrounded by a Simulant Death Ship and a fleet of Annihilators, the Dwarfers begin to wonder whether this is the beg

Season 10 ranked & reviewed

1. S11E01TwenticaSeptember 22, 2016 6.9The Dwarfers find themselves in an alternative version of America where modern technology is prohibited, making Rimmer and Kryten illegal. T
2. S11E02SamsaraSeptember 29, 2016 7.3When the Dwarfers investigate a crashed ship at the bottom of an ocean moon, Lister and Cat become trapped together and Lister's nightmare b
3. S11E03Season's bestGive & TakeOctober 6, 2016 8.0After an altercation with a deranged droid Lister has his kidneys organ-napped. The only solution is to ask Cat, the most selfish creature i
4. S11E04Officer RimmerOctober 13, 2016 8.0After a scandalous piece of good fortune Rimmer saves the life of a bio-printed Captain and is promoted, fulfilling his life-long dream of b
5. S11E05KrysisOctober 20, 2016 7.8Kryten has a mid-life crisis and changes his body cover from Mech grey to Ferrari red. The posse try and show him how much he's achieved in
6. S11E06Can of WormsOctober 27, 2016 8.0Cat takes time off from being in love with himself to fall head over heels in love with a lady Cat with a big secret.

Season 11 ranked & reviewed

1. S12E01CuredOctober 12, 2017 7.6The Dwarfers come across a space station where the crew have developed a cure for evil.
2. S12E02Season's bestSiliconiaOctober 19, 2017 8.0Lister, Cat, and Rimmer get a taste of Kryten's life when they are uploaded into mechanoid bodies and forced into slavery.
3. S12E03TimewaveOctober 26, 2017 7.5The Dwarfers run into a ship where criticism is illegal. How will Rimmer cope?
4. S12E04MechocracyNovember 2, 2017 8.0When all the machines on Red Dwarf go on strike Rimmer and Kryten hold a Presidential election, while the Cat faces an identity crisis like
5. S12E05M-CorpNovember 9, 2017 7.8When the Dwarfers upload the latest software update they discover the Jupiter Mining Corporation, owners of Red Dwarf, have been bought by M
6. S12E06SkipperNovember 16, 2017 7.8Rimmer gets hold of a Quantum skipper and skips his way across the multi-verse looking for a dimension where he's not such a giant loser.

Season 12 ranked & reviewed