The worst episodes of Ramy
Ranked by viewer rating, lows first. Lit marks on the season rail place this list across the run. Vote on a placement to back it or contest it.
- 01
do not go to a magic show. david blaine is straight up jinn.
- 02
are you watching horse porn?
- 03
Ramy, habibi, it’s Mom. Why don’t you call back? You don’t text, you don’t answer, you don’t even check this voicemail… astaghfirullah… call me. I just want to know you are ok. I made Koshary. Ok, bye.
- 04
So you’re doing all this soul searching… dope. What about your sister? Can she? Yeah? How can she find herself if she’s gotta be home by ten? What do you think she– Ramy, where are you going?
- 05
You need to start getting right with Allah. All you do is focus on yourself… you’re so selfish… And no, not just because he’s in a wheelchair.
- 06
You dropped out of med school to do what? Dude, the app is called “Snack Swipe.” That shit‘s never gonna work. Just go work for your Uncle… let him teach you how to be man.
- 07
emotional labor.
- 08
praying. be back soon.
- 09
austin powers is classic cinema.
- 10
we gave it all up for hot dogs
- 11
So let me get this straight— you don’t do drugs, but you’ll have sex with women you’re not married to…? That’s not nuanced, you’re a hypocrite.
- 12
egypt will be just like america.
- 13
the prayer mat is not for sale.
- 14
i don't care about your halal/haraam ratio.
- 15
the whole village cries.
- 16
You know why you’re so confused all the time? You don’t wash between your toes. It’s that simple.
- 17
Give in, Ramy. Surrender. Stop overthinking things. Sure, it’s a bit unconventional, but you gotta follow your heart. No matter where it leads. Who knows, you might even find some happiness. Inshallah.
- 18
You Are Naked in Front of Your Sheikh
can we just pray together?
- 19
ramy min amreeka! iz3yak ya bro! 3amel eh ya 7obby? wa7eshni awi ya brence, wallahi. so pumped ur coming bro. haven’t seen u since u were 8!! a5bar new york we el 3’orba eh ya basha?? and enta landing when? tell me all the flight infozzz, i’ll be there – whatsapp me habibi.
- 20
Yes. Mexicans can go to heaven.
- 21
You dress like a skateboarder… but you don’t know how to skateboard?
- 22
the shower keeps getting clogged. my feet are just sitting in a puddle of my sweaty body water... You ever feel that? Like, you took a shower, but you feel like you still gotta wash your feet?
- 23
ramy, ramy, ramy, harami!
- 24
Time for a spiritual cleanse. Get this month right, and you’ll have it all figured out. Fast properly, read your Quran, no sex, no porn… bro, close the MacBook! No porn. Just do the Ramadan. Get your life on track.
- 25
Hey i’m starting to think those guys at Verizon had a point.
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