Puppets Who Kill

1. S01E01PilotOctober 4, 2002—
2. S01E02Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's WifeOctober 11, 2002—When the guys at the halfway house learn all they have to do to get a satellite dish is for Buttons to sleep with the city counsellor's wife
3. S01E03Cuddles Goes To JailOctober 18, 2002—Buttons testifies against an old boss and has the opportunity to make $5 million if he can keep his hands of the jury forewoman.
4. S01E04Buttons Goes To CourtOctober 25, 2002—Dan sends Cuddles to jail for swearing and Cuddles ends up running the place by the end of his stay; Dan thinks that Bill might be the infam
5. S01E05Bill's BrainOctober 31, 2002—Bill enters the hospital for a lobotomy unaware his surgeon has a secret grudge; Buttons has sex with a nurse in a storage room full of dang
6. S01E06The Island Of Skip-Along PeteNovember 8, 2002—Skip-Along Pete invites Rocko to his remote island planning to hunt him down for sport.
7. S01E07Rocko's TelethonNovember 15, 2002—Rocko goes on a telethon supporting people who were impaled and goes off the wall because Bill forgot to give him some pills to calm him dow
8. S01E08Cuddles The Safety MascotNovember 22, 2002—Cuddles has big shoes to fill when he replaces a legendary safety mascot who was killed on the job; Dan makes Rocko and Buttons work at a ha
9. S01E09Dan's CrushNovember 29, 2002—
10. S01E10Dan The Greeter—Dash gets a job as a greeter for a department store; Miss Smith becomes obsessed with Dan.
11. S01E11Cuddles Gets LaidDecember 13, 2002—Dan struggles to control Cuddles after Cuddles has his first sexual experience; Bill is paired with ventriloquist Curious Bob, a former part
12. S01E12Dan's UmbrellaDecember 20, 2002—Dan leaves his umbrella at the CBC during a tour and has to fight the bureacracy to get it back. Bill finds and steals the CBC's secret col
13. S01E13Mr. Quigley, The Asshole Next DoorDecember 27, 2002—
14. S01E14The PaybackJanuary 3, 2003—

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01Bill SuesJanuary 30, 2004—Bill tries to sue the families of his victims for mental cruelty and is sentenced to castration for wasting the judge's time.
2. S02E02Portrait Of ButtonsFebruary 6, 2004—Dan cons Buttons into thinking his portrait is cursed to reflect his evil to control him but accidentally drives the bear into a homicidal r
3. S02E03Prostitutes For JesusFebruary 13, 2004—Button's has an affair with a woman with a very jealous and murderous ""husband"" while Rocko and Bill take advantage of two prostitutes who
4. S02E04Cuddles The DemonFebruary 20, 2004—Dan's game with an Ouija board results in Buttons being possessed by a demon who intends to destroy the world and picks Dan as the virgin sa
5. S02E05Buttons The GeriatricFebruary 27, 2004—Buttons picks an elderly rich widow as his ticket to the good life and is willing to kill anyone who tries to stop her changing her will to
6. S02E06Dead TedMarch 5, 2004—Rocko's old cellmate Ted drops by to say hi and offer to share his hidden loot with him but dies accidentally before he can tell Rocko where
7. S02E07Cuddles The Religious IconMarch 12, 2004—Cuddle gains the power to heal by touch and becomes known to the neighbours as the Miracle Child but his popularity annoys Dan who sets out
8. S02E08Bill's Got The BluesMarch 19, 2004—Bill is suffering from extreme depression because Dan's forbidden him to commit murder but Dan needs Bill to cheer up so he can have a chanc
9. S02E09Pizza Boys Are MissingMarch 26, 2004—In this episode many pizza delivery boys disappear. Rocko and Cuddles decide to take a job delivering pizza. In the meantime, Buttons lies t
10. S02E10Rocko Gets A LungApril 2, 2004—Rocko learns he's down to 2% of lung capacity and needs a transplant to survive but he's such a scumbag that no one's willing to donate them
11. S02E11Dan And The NecrophiliacApril 9, 2004—At Uncle Harry's funeral Dan learns that the beautiful cousin he's always had a crush on is a necrophliac. Just how far will Dan go for the
12. S02E12Rocko And The TwinsApril 16, 2004—Cuddles' latest blind date turns out to have a siamese twin attached and wants him to find a date for her sister. Rocko barges into the sit
13. S02E13The Twilight PlaceApril 23, 2004—Dan gets rid of the TV to stop the gang doing nothing but sitting around watching it so Cuddles and Rocko buy their own set from a thrift sh

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01Buttons On A Hot Tin RoofFebruary 11, 2005—
2. S03E02Cuddles The Manchurian CandidateFebruary 18, 2005—
3. S03E03Buttons the DresserFebruary 25, 2005—
4. S03E04Gus The ArsonistMarch 4, 2005—
5. S03E05Rocko's PoliticianMarch 11, 2005—
6. S03E06Buttons And The Paternity SuitMarch 18, 2005—
7. S03E07Dan And The Bird FluMarch 25, 2005—
8. S03E08The CBC Is Killing AgainApril 1, 2005—
9. S03E09The Lovely FredApril 8, 2005—
10. S03E10The Amazing BillApril 15, 2005—
11. S03E11Button's Big Fat Greek WeddingApril 22, 2005—
12. S03E12Cuddles the ArtistApril 29, 2005—Dan encourages Cuddles to be more creative in his artistic endeavours but is surprised when he sees the unusual source for Cuddles' newest c
13. S03E13Dan and the New NeighbourMay 6, 2005—Bill must deal with Corrections Canada's new social worker intern at their house. Meanwhile, Dan, Cuddles, and Buttons fight for their new n

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01The JoyrideMarch 2, 2006—The puppets steal a car parked near a local variety store. However, they are unaware of the car's owner or the fact that the car contains un
2. S04E02Dan and the Garden ShearsMarch 9, 2006—Dan resolves to get back garden shears from his neighbor but seems to be stymied when the neighbor dies and is buried with the garden shears
3. S04E03Mr. BigMarch 16, 2006—After acquiring a Falcon, Cuddles is mistaken by a group of criminals as the legendary mobster ' Mr. Big ' and the consequences could be dea
4. S04E04Dan Is DeadMarch 23, 2006—Dan is presumed dead and his will reveals that he was a multi-millionaire at the time of his death. However, the puppets discover that the w
5. S04E05Bill and the Berkowitz'sMarch 30, 2006—A dispute between Rocko and a local drug dealer climaxes with a dead mailman at the door of the halfway house and Bill being blamed for it.
6. S04E06Oedipus DanApril 6, 2006—Dan's mother arrives for a short visit at the halfway house. After a series of unfortunate accidents, and a little subtle encouragement from
7. S04E07Buttons and the Dying Wish FoundationApril 13, 2006—When news comes out that Buttons runs a slave labor factory that produces Buttons the Bear dolls, Buttons looks for a way to restore his pub
8. S04E08Bill's WeddingApril 20, 2006—A minister and his wife pay a visit to the halfway house and in a short amount of time, Buttons starts fooling around with the wife, to the
9. S04E09The Rival HouseApril 27, 2006—Dan learns that Correction Services will be closing down one of the halfway houses in the area with the other run by an arch rival of Dan's.
10. S04E10The HostageMay 4, 2006—Buttons' trip to Rio lands him in hot war financially and he resorts to kidnapping a wealthy businessman as a means to extricate him from th
11. S04E11A Few FeudsMay 11, 2006—A series of misunderstandings lead Rocko, Bill, Buttons and Cuddles to believe each of them is trying to kill one of the others in house. Me
12. S04E12Dan's Ideal WomanMay 18, 2006—Dan tells Buttons of his ideal woman and is horrified when Buttons finds and seduces a woman that fits that description. Meanwhile, Bill sta
13. S04E13Buttons the GhostJune 22, 2006—Dan and Buttons are involved in a car accident with Buttons left in a near death coma as a result. However, Buttons' ghost appears at the ha

Season 4 ranked & reviewed