Pirate Express

1. S01E01Poseidon or BustApril 26, 2015—Newt and the Pirates must deliver a shiny new statue of Poseidon to its grand unveiling party.
2. S01E02Finders KeepersApril 26, 2015—The Pirates embark on a mission to return a wallet to an angry Cyclops.
3. S01E03Little Miss SwordshineApril 26, 2015—LaPoutine's great-great-great-great granddaughter turns up claiming ownership of the Pirate Express.
4. S01E04Ship WretchedApril 26, 2015—The Pirates split into two rival parties in a search for treasure.
5. S01E05Turkey Leg of DoomApril 26, 2015—When looking for a giant hairball, Booli ends up taking a mind controlling Turkey Leg
6. S01E06Hair of the GodApril 26, 2015—
7. S01E07Enter the OctogodApril 26, 2015—Newt and the Crew have to rescue Gordon from octopus worshipping natives.
8. S01E08Dead Men Wear PlaidApril 26, 2015—LaPoutine challenges his rival Captain Skulldidgery to winner-takes-ship race to the edge of the world.
9. S01E09Bilge Rat ZombiesApril 26, 2015—On the eve of an inspection, Newt and the Crew discover they have rats on board.
10. S01E10Ghost of Ships PassedApril 26, 2015—Newt pretends to be a ghost to haunt LaPoutine.
11. S01E11Night of the GeminisApril 26, 2015—Newt and the Crew ferry Ted the Cyclops and his brutish twin daughters to Poseidon's party.
12. S01E12Ships and SalsaApril 26, 2015—Armando has a crisis of confidence when he gets a pimple.
13. S01E13All A BoredApril 26, 2015—Newt and the Crew are stranded when the god of wind takes a holiday.
14. S01E14Club FedApril 26, 2015—Newt and the Pirates must recover Poseidon's lost pet Leviathan from a beach resort.
15. S01E15White WeddingApril 26, 2015—Armando ruins the wedding of Newt's brother when he steals the bride's heart.
16. S01E16Saltiest DogsApril 26, 2015—Newt and the Crew compete in a pirate reality TV game show.
17. S01E17Shrieking VioletApril 26, 2015—Zeus's spoiled daughter decides she wants LaPoutine as her new pet.
18. S01E18Starboard StruckApril 26, 2015—Renowned actor Johnnie Bermuda joins the Crew to prepare for his upcoming role.
19. S01E19Get KrakenApril 26, 2015—Newt and the Crew fight over an adorable baby orphan kraken.
20. S01E20Grill of My DreamsApril 26, 2015—Newt regrets firing Booli but struggles to get him back after Poseidon hires him as his new chef.
21. S01E21Penguin LawApril 26, 2015—Spewey faces off with his childhood nemesis to determine the future Emperor of the Penguins.
22. S01E22Shop 'til You Drop AnchorApril 26, 2015—Newt takes the Crew gift shopping for the first time in 300 years.
23. S01E23Opposites AhoyApril 27, 2015—Newt is transported into an opposite world whilst his opposite arrives in Atlantis.
24. S01E24Udder ChaosApril 27, 2015—Newt and the Crew must replace Poseidon's magical bath milk or he will become powerless!
25. S01E25Out of KeyApril 27, 2015—Davy Jones pursues Newt and the Crew to get back his stolen locker key.
26. S01E26Thumb WarsApril 27, 2015—Newt and the Crew rescue Burt after a dragon captures him to use as his thumb.
27. S01E27One Flew Over the Crow's NestApril 27, 2015—LaPoutine's elaborate ruse to reclaim an old treasure gets him stuck in the Pirate Hospital.
28. S01E28Game OnApril 27, 2015—Newt and the Pirates are pitted against Zeus' terrifying beasts at a Gods sports day.
29. S01E29Licence to ThrillApril 28, 2015—Newt has to pass his "drivers" test or risk losing control of the Pirate Express.
30. S01E30Beast in ShowApril 28, 2015—Newt and the Pirates are sent to retrieve a part-seahorse part-unicorn to help Poseidon win a "Beast in Show" competition.
31. S01E31Fine Feathered FiendApril 28, 2015—Spewey is pushed out of the crew by LaPoutine's new pet parrot.
32. S01E32Lumber JerkApril 28, 2015—Newt and the Pirates rescue a wooden boy who then tries to steal their masthead Nelly.
33. S01E33Father TimeApril 28, 2015—LaPoutine steals the God of Time's time travelling scythe in order to change history and the captaincy of the Pirate Express.
34. S01E34Manure OverloadApril 28, 2015—Newt and the pirates seek a cure for Armando after the monstrous Medusa turns him to stone.
35. S01E35No Sea for Old SaltsApril 29, 2015—Newt hooks up with some famous bad boy celebrity pirates and the Pirate Express crew are left out.
36. S01E36Sealed FateApril 29, 2015—Newt and the Crew set out to rescue Marie-Celeste from the evil clutches of Skulldidgery.
37. S01E37Blunder Down UnderApril 29, 2015—Newt and the Pirates pose as plumbers to rescue Spewey from the Underworld.
38. S01E38Engaged in BattleApril 29, 2015—Newt turns matchmaker when Burt reveals he thinks he has a crush on a mermaid.
39. S01E39Beggars Can't Be CruisersApril 29, 2015—The Pirates start a pirate cruise holiday experience in order to loot their guests.
40. S01E40Voyage of the Edam-edApril 29, 2015—Newt and the Crew get trapped on the cursed Flying Dutchman ship.
41. S01E41Greeced LightningApril 30, 2015—Newt and LaPoutine accidentally swap bodies after being struck by Zeus' lightening bolts right before family portrait day.
42. S01E42The Godd CoupleApril 30, 2015—Newt and the Crew are forced to babysit Hades' giant three-headed guard-dog Cerberus.
43. S01E43Gordon's Fish TaleApril 30, 2015—Newt and the Crew help Gordon maintain the ruse that he is King of the Oceans when his mother comes to visit.
44. S01E44Love on the RocksApril 30, 2015—Newt tries to help his Poseidon's flagging pop career but Davey Jones has other ideas.
45. S01E45Malaise of the One EyeApril 30, 2015—Newt and the Crew break Poseidon's trident and make a deal with his enemy, the Cyclops, to fix it.
46. S01E46The Future Is NowApril 30, 2015—The Pirates are duped into buying a 'magic' spyglass that they believe foresees their future.
47. S01E47Booty CampApril 30, 2015—Poseidon thinks Newt needs to toughen up so sends him to a bootcamp run by Ares, the God of War.
48. S01E48Put Another Captain's Log on the FireApril 30, 2015—Newt is about to be appointed the permanent captain of the Pirate Express, but his Crew have other ideas.
49. S01E49Booty NightsApril 30, 2015—Newt and the Pirates are framed and sent to jail for a robbery they didn't commit.
50. S01E50Fountain of Misspent YouthApril 30, 2015—The Pirates become babies after falling into the fountain of youth.
51. S01E51Jungle BootyApril 30, 2015—Newt and the Crew embark on a mission to find Eldorado, the long lost city of gold. / Newt and the Crew save Eldorado from Skulldidgery and

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