Payne (1999–1999)

1. S01E01The J. Edgar Hoover Pin StoryMarch 15, 1999—Royal panics when he realizes he forgot to buy an anniversary present for his wife, Connie. Breeze saves the day when she finds a pricey ant
2. S01E02Sexual IntercomMarch 17, 1999—The Whispering Pines' new telephone system has an added feature that Royal and Connie unexpectedly discover -- an intercom that allows them
3. S01E03Whatever Happened to Baby Payne?March 24, 1999—A representative from Family Friendly Travel pays a visit to evaluate Whispering Pines, and Royal attempts to dupe her into believing that t
4. S01E04Gossip Checks In and a Cat Checks OutMarch 31, 1999—Livid about Connie's continual barrage of banal banter with anyone who'll listen to her, Royal attempts to prove that he's above all the gos
5. S01E05Pacific Ocean DuckApril 7, 1999—Royal laments the quality of his clientele. He longs to play host to presidents and kings but rather he gets blue collar families and philan
6. S01E06Trouble in Room 206April 14, 1999—Payne gets himself into trouble when he rents a room -- already occupied -- to a young couple desperate to be together. Payne is forced to e
7. S01E07I Never Forget a Face-LiftApril 21, 1999—When a bandaged woman recovering from a face-lift mistakes Whispering Pines for the luxurious Sand Dunes Inn down the street, Royal has her
8. S01E08Wedding FeverApril 28, 1999—Royal, who is hosting an expensive wedding at Whispering Pines, begins to panic when the father of the bride won't pay until after the cerem
9. S01E09Uncle Royal and Aunt Connie—Royal's efforts to impress a businessman get sidetracked when Connie's nephew (Richard Speight, Jr.) shows up fresh from prison. Mr. Allenbe

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