Outrageous Fortune (2005–2010)

1. S01E01Slings And ArrowsJuly 12, 2005—When Cheryl's husband Wolf is sentenced to prison, she decides that the family is leaving the crime business.
2. S01E02The RubJuly 19, 2005—Van ends up working for the Hong family to pay off his debts. Pascalle is forced to get a job, and Cheryl sticks up for her coworkers.
3. S01E03A Little More Than KinJuly 26, 2005—Pascalle has a new career, Jethro lies about having Kiwi heritage and Cheryl receives some undesired attention.
4. S01E04The Cause Of This DefectAugust 2, 2005—Wolf is on day release to attend a funeral, and all hell breaks loose for the West family.
5. S01E05The Infants Of SpringAugust 9, 2005—As Cheryl starts to realise that going straight is harder than it looks, the family tries to help out in the only ways they know how to.
6. S01E06But Never Doubt I LoveAugust 16, 2005—Pascalle realises she has a secret admirer, while Grandpa West finds love.
7. S01E07Foul Deeds Will RiseAugust 23, 2005—Loretta has to attend school again; Jethro and Caroline announce themselves as a couple while Grandpa says he is moving away with Margaret.
8. S01E08My Dearest FoeAugust 30, 2005—Pascalle discovers all is not beautiful in the modeling world, Grandpa takes up poker and Cheryl has yet another job.
9. S01E09When The Blood BurnsSeptember 6, 2005—Van starts a race war and Jethro realises he lacks the ability to say 'sorry'.
10. S01E10The Fat Weed That Roots ItselfSeptember 13, 2005—Pascalle bags herself a real live TV star and Hoochie Mama's finances end up in the wrong pockets.
11. S01E11It Cannot Come To GoodSeptember 20, 2005—The crime of the century - in a Van West style; Cheryl is the victim of rumour and innuendo; and Pascalle gets a taste of fame.
12. S01E12To Be Honest As This World GoesSeptember 27, 2005—In the fallout from the Tongan job, Van's having problems with the woman in his life; Cheryl's having problems with the men in hers; and Wol
13. S01E13Go, Bid The Soldiers ShootOctober 4, 2005—Will Wolf get out? Will Van go inside? Will Draska get her man? Has Cheryl got one man too many?

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01Thy Name Is WomanSeptember 5, 2006—The West family is attacked on all fronts by an evil malevolent force.
2. S02E02Think Yourself A BabySeptember 12, 2006—Van\\\'s sperm becomes the stuff of legend and Munter takes the piss; Hoochie Mama turns it all the way up to 11; and Pascalle gets herself
3. S02E03The Secrets Of My Prison HouseSeptember 19, 2006—Wolf feels violated; Pascalle�s new boyfriend has the hots for an entirely different member of the family; and Loretta and Grandpa repair
4. S02E04This Two-Fold ForceSeptember 26, 2006—Loretta fights a double-headed parental monster; tries to flout family tradition and may be batting for the other team; and Van and Munter a
5. S02E05Shall We To The Court?October 3, 2006—Jethro puts himself on the stand as Van becomes Sparky�s private fantasy; a Hoochie Mama fantasy gets a man literally crotchless; and Pasc
6. S02E06The Affliction Of His LoveOctober 10, 2006—Three women are prisoners of love � and two men are knights in shining armour.
7. S02E07All That Fortune, Death And Danger DareOctober 17, 2006—A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing: Cheryl gets wind of the Big Job, and her attempts to save Van from Wolf and peril have big cons
8. S02E08The Steep And Thorny Way To HeavenOctober 24, 2006—Wolf goes to work; Van goes to the rescue and Cheryl goes to purgatory.
9. S02E09To Be, Or Not To BeOctober 31, 2006—Wolf's disappearance gives everyone a chop to chew on; Cheryl doubts her future with Judd; Pascalle goes bush; and Van fears the wrath of Ty
10. S02E10The Indifferent Children Of The EarthNovember 7, 2006—Cheryl audits her life and Loretta finds she has trusted her education to a worthy opponent.
11. S02E11Get Thee To BedNovember 14, 2006—There are all manner of bedfellows, some more unlikely than others.
12. S02E12By A Brother's HandNovember 21, 2006—Van tries to buy a dream home and Pascalle finds her dream job. Meanwhile Munter's middle name is Iago; Judd feels like Judas; and Jethro do
13. S02E13An Old Man Is Twice A ChildNovember 28, 2006—Grandpa's safe cracking attempts nearly bring down the house, and also raise a ghost; and Loretta gets the awful truth about a very importan
14. S02E14Fathers, Mothers, Daughters, SonsDecember 5, 2006—If you accidentally sleep with your half-brother, can that be counted as incest?
15. S02E15Oh God!December 12, 2006—When the least likely person finds salvation, Cheryl stands to lose; and Pascalle decides she needs to be born again.
16. S02E16Now Cracks A Noble HeartDecember 19, 2006—Cheryl is happy at last, but hasn't reckoned on a lone Wolf with big plans.

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01What Loss Your Honour May SustainJuly 17, 2007—Cheryl faces a vengeful harpy and a whiteware crisis; as Van fights for love, honour and the Lucky Dollar.
2. S03E02While the Grass GrowsJuly 24, 2007—Van and Munter go green; Grandpa sees red; and to stay in the black, Hayden finds a man with enormous potential.
3. S03E03Most True, She is a StrumpetJuly 31, 2007—Van’s road to true love hits a handicap. And Loretta finds that Grandpa’s rooting is also a problem.
4. S03E04Contagious BlastmentsAugust 7, 2007—Tragedy leads to love; and family honour is tested with bodies, bikies and the truth about the curse of the Wests.
5. S03E05What Did You Enact?August 14, 2007—Pascalle reveals all for love as Loretta makes her erotic masterpiece. But can Cheryl and Bruce be kept out of the movie business?
6. S03E06Put the Strong Law on HimAugust 21, 2007—Cheryl wants the right thing; Jethro is asked to do the wrong thing; and Pascalle takes on the thong thing…
7. S03E07I Dare DamnationAugust 28, 2007—Judd breaks down doors to save Van; a force from the past is back with a vengeance; and a trip to the Coromandel reveals all about Munter’s
8. S03E08Oh Horrible! Most Horrible!September 4, 2007—Hell has no fury like a Loretta scorned, and Cheryl works to reunite the world’s most perfect couple.
9. S03E09No Noble RiteSeptember 11, 2007—Pascalle banishes all men in her quest to be the best Muslim bride ever; as Jethro finds that breaking up is hard to do.
10. S03E10These Feats So CrimefulSeptember 18, 2007—The Wests take sides as Judd faces trial, and Pascalle fears for the honour of her bridesmaid.
11. S03E11Unpregnant of My CauseSeptember 25, 2007—Cheryl and Pascalle sniff out something interesting about Loretta, while Van has the plan to end all plans, while also becoming a model.
12. S03E12Good Friends, as You Are FriendsOctober 2, 2007—Van, the legend, makes a new best friend. Judd gets a big cheque and a new associate - if an old adversary doesn’t stuff things up.
13. S03E13To Sleep; No MoreOctober 9, 2007—A piddling piece of fabric causes much sexy strife between Cheryl and Kasey; and Loretta loses sleep when Pascalle turns ugly over the pizza
14. S03E14Natural Magic and Dire PropertyOctober 16, 2007—Jethro takes a fall for his major client; and Judd’s devotion to duty gets him in hot water. As Van and Munter find strange forces at work…
15. S03E15Bow Stubborn KneesOctober 23, 2007—Loretta reels before a nemesis as she faces her future; and Cheryl fears her nemesis is still pulling strings.
16. S03E16A Jig or a Tale of BawdryOctober 30, 2007—A bold new venture gets Van and Munter on the job; and Pascalle gets jiggy with it to find the meaning of life.
17. S03E17The Secret Parts of FortuneNovember 6, 2007—Secrets from the past mean Jethro gets an opportunity, and Cheryl has the chance to dig up gold.
18. S03E18Who Calls Me Villain?November 13, 2007—Jethro’s plans start to unravel, but who is the real villain? And Pascalle is accused of crimes most terrible.
19. S03E19Most Free and BounteousNovember 20, 2007—Judd and Van have different reasons to fear Cheryl’s new business partner. But will Cheryl take the bait?
20. S03E20Something is RottenNovember 27, 2007—Grandpa sees something rotten in the state of West House, as Loretta has goods for sale, if she can outplay the system - and Cheryl.
21. S03E21The Corrupted Currents of This WorldDecember 4, 2007—Van saves the world, or his sisters, because Pascalle’s new job is definitely not as a cheerleader. And Jethro’s mission to save Cheryl goes
22. S03E22Where the Offence is, Let the Great Axe FallDecember 11, 2007—Van tries to be the best, best man, as Cheryl takes a prisoner; learns a secret; meets her nemesis, and plans to host a wedding.

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01Thinking Makes it SoJune 17, 2008—Pascalle returns to find Cheryl in a state of siege: caring for baby no-name and coping with raiding cops and Plunket, and also guarding a p
2. S04E02The Edge Of HusbandryJune 24, 2008—Wolf is suspicious of Pascalle's new husband, Milt, but doesn't have long to be act on his hunch; Van continues to miss Aurora while Cheryl
3. S04E03As Much ContainingJuly 1, 2008—A mysterious container belonging to Wolf arrives on Cheryl's doorstep; Judd investigates before Van and Munter destroy the contents; Pascall
4. S04E04Revenged Most ThoroughlyJuly 8, 2008—Grandpa Ted and Loretta browse old West family home movies; Loretta so she can see Ted's old crime gang and Grandpa so he can find the man R
5. S04E05Remorseless, Treacherous, LecherousJuly 15, 2008—Loretta continues to meet with Vern, hoping to use his council contacts to her own advantage. Van and Munter are recruited against their wi
6. S04E06A good child and a true gentlemanJuly 22, 2008—Times are tough for the Wests. Loretta is still suffering after the petshop incident while Cheryl is laid up after hurting her back, leaving
7. S04E07What is a ManJuly 29, 2008—Van and Munter find their turf is under threat, as Grandpa has to save Judd from critical sperm build up.
8. S04E08Guilty CreaturesAugust 5, 2008—Cheryl’s dodgy dealings come back to haunt her, and no one is safe from the most powerful force in the land.
9. S04E09Most Foul, Strange and UnnaturalAugust 12, 2008—Wolf suspects a foul plot afoot, as Van and Munter both get rude awakenings.
10. S04E10The King, The King's to BlameAugust 19, 2008—Cheryl blames Wolf for his lies, but discovers instead a terrible truth, and all in all, a hell of a lot of stuff happens on Kasey’s birthda
11. S04E11Most ValiantAugust 26, 2008—Cheryl takes on Sheree, but hasn’t reckoned on a guardian angel. And Van is jealous as Munter takes inspiration from his new mentor.
12. S04E12Let them throw millionsSeptember 2, 2008—When Pascalle is blessed, Loretta feels cursed. And Van has to do some very important remembering of roots past.
13. S04E13Your chaste treasureSeptember 9, 2008—Grandpa seeks a missing jewel, but Loretta fears he’s in danger from a femme fatale. As Kasey’s fatal flaw riles Cheryl.
14. S04E14Rest her soulSeptember 16, 2008—Jesus wants Baby Jane, but Cheryl isn’t so sure, as Judd sets out to save Kasey from the Bahama Triangle.
15. S04E15Affection! Pooh!September 23, 2008—When Judd stands accused, Cheryl fights dirty. And Pascalle finds inspiration in a parallel universe.
16. S04E16A sister driven into desperate termsSeptember 30, 2008—Loretta wants to save the world, but is she the girl who cried wolf?
17. S04E17Dangerous conjecturesOctober 7, 2008—Some mysterious happenings and rude surprises mean Cheryl, Van, Pascalle and Grandpa all get to count the cost of love.
18. S04E18Who comes here ?October 14, 2008—It’s the day of Grandpa’s wedding and everyone is in for a surprise or two. Judd is surprised that Cheryl has over-ruled Ngaire’s instructio

Season 4 ranked & reviewed

1. S05E01All My Sins Remember’dJune 2, 2009—If love is a drug, then Loretta is tempted; and Van faces a threat to all he holds most dear. A new day, a new series and there’s a ‘raid’
2. S05E02The Fatness of These Pursy TimesJune 9, 2009—There is a whole bag of trouble when Cheryl doubts Pascalle, and Judd finds that old is the new young. Munter is a man spent, milked of spe
3. S05E03A Rat, A RatJune 16, 2009—Van wrestles with being a rat and finds an angel, as Loretta seeks a lab rat and finds a lover. Van is under pressure from Gerard to come u
4. S05E04Drive His PurposeJune 23, 2009—Van needs a very big plan to save Munter, and Loretta needs to thwart the most unholy alliance. Van is desperate to help Munter, but since
5. S05E05What Company At What Expense?June 30, 2009—The slings, arrows and infomercials of outrageous fortune cause Cheryl to doubt her offspring, with potentially tragic results.
6. S05E06We Will Our Kingdom GiveJuly 7, 2009—Cheryl is forced to let go, Loretta is forced to take hold and the Mighty Munt is put to the test.
7. S05E07Inform Against MeJuly 14, 2009—Munter is making final preparations before he goes to jail. Van feels desperate, but Gerard is offering no quarter unless Van lives up to hi
8. S05E08Some Vicious Mole of NatureJuly 21, 2009—Pascalle is in peril as Sheree moves to strike, and Loretta finds that trees can also be dangerous.
9. S05E09Honour's at the StakeJuly 28, 2009—Grandpa and Ngaire play for very high stakes, and Loretta's secret lover is no secret anymore.
10. S05E10O Villany!August 4, 2009—Van has decided once and for all to quit being a nark. Gerard appears to accept this and Van has other important matters to deal with, like
11. S05E11A Serpent Stung MeAugust 11, 2009—The Wests are stung; catastrophe abounds and no one is safe from a woman on the warpath.
12. S05E12Unpack My HeartAugust 18, 2009—While Pascalle strives to achieve the beautiful positive, Cheryl finds that Jethro has been messing with her knickers.
13. S05E13Constant to My PurposeAugust 25, 2009—Pascalle is channelling her grief into visiting Grandpa, who must be miserable. He disagrees and claims to be enjoying the peace and quiet.
14. S05E14The Power to CharmSeptember 1, 2009—Judd, Cheryl and Munter are on their way to pick up Van. Munter feels sure that Judd’s old man will be a true koro – as they find two wastre
15. S05E15Mine Own RoomSeptember 8, 2009—Van is called upon to bestow the greatest gift, while Pascalle and Loretta most emphatically refuse to share.
16. S05E16O Wonderful Son, (that can so astonish a mother)September 15, 2009—Cheryl takes the offensive against fashion crimes and a son called Jethro, while Judd fights for family.
17. S05E17They Bleed on Both SidesSeptember 22, 2009—Cheryl seeks solace from an unlikely quarter, and Pascalle decides that Judd may actually be a saint. Cheryl can’t believe that Wolf has ap
18. S05E18How Like an Angel!September 29, 2009—Grandpa has a disturbing visit from Eric, aka The Angel of Death, with a message that Grandpa will die in jail. Yes, this is a nightmare, bu
19. S05E19I Have a DaughterOctober 7, 2009—All’s fair in love and war. Cheryl demands a high price for Jane, and Pascalle is also much wanted . . .

Season 5 ranked & reviewed

1. S06E01What a Rash and Bloody Deed Is ThisJuly 13, 2010—Who was shot? Will Gerard live? How are the Wests going to get out of this one?!
2. S06E02Do Your Mother's CommandmentJuly 20, 2010—Van embraces the law; Loretta embraces Eric; and Judd's time may well be up.
3. S06E03To a Radiant Angel Link'dJuly 27, 2010—Loretta works hard for the money as Judd gets an offer he would really, really like to refuse.
4. S06E04Make Mad The Guilty and Appal The FreeAugust 3, 2010—Bad girls abound as Cheryl becomes a prison vixen and Jethro unleashes the most unstoppable female force.
5. S06E05The Power to SeduceAugust 10, 2010—Van goes all out for love as Pascalle discovers Hayden and Loretta’s marriage is based on lies.
6. S06E06When Both ContendAugust 17, 2010—There is horror, outrage and also much rejoicing when Van and Jethro are on with the same woman. And Munter has some chick trouble as well.
7. S06E07Go Seek Him OutAugust 24, 2010—Pascalle's future is in the balance as Nicky is sentenced and the Wests attract more unwelcome police attention.
8. S06E08Help, help, ho!August 31, 2010—Aaron goes all out when he learns Munter's shameful secret, but Loretta's not taking any help from anyone.
9. S06E09Follow Her CloseSeptember 7, 2010—Pascalle’s love life is the cause of much speculation – but can Aaron Spiller really be her new true love?
10. S06E10The Loving FatherSeptember 14, 2010—Who's your Daddy now' is a very good question to ask Van, Jethro and Judd
11. S06E11Make Love to This EmploymentSeptember 21, 2010—Grandpa sees potential in an old associate, as Hayden harnesses creative man power.
12. S06E12Let The Door Be Lock’dSeptember 28, 2010—Judd puts a lock on the bathroom door, but will it be enough to stop Mandy the Mauler?
13. S06E13Look Here, Upon This PictureOctober 5, 2010—A Tool Guy crisis sets Van on a path of higher learning and naked ambition as Pascalle gets the ultimate offer.
14. S06E14Their Grand CommissionOctober 12, 2010—
15. S06E15Desperate UndertakingsOctober 19, 2010—Van gets in the crapper for love; and Hayden and Loretta fight for public enemy number one.
16. S06E16Give Me Up The TruthOctober 22, 2010—Cheryl is asked to narc and Jethro’s game plan faces some opposition. But one way or another, the truth will out.
17. S06E17Blood and JudgementNovember 2, 2010—As the Wests are divided over vengeance and lynching, there are tribulations and also some trials.
18. S06E18Tis So ConcludedNovember 9, 2010—Cheryl is determined to set her house in order as there are scores to settle, wrongs to right, and something very ugly in the driveway in th

Season 6 ranked & reviewed