The worst episodes of Married
Ranked by viewer rating, lows first. Lit marks on the season rail place this list across the run. Vote on a placement to back it or contest it.
- 01
When Russ, Lina and Jess visit AJ at rehab, everyone's issues come to a head.
- 02
An overdue orthodontist bill forces Russ and Lina to be uncool.
- 03
AJ & Lina encourage Russ to consider a shady real estate deal. Jess's boss puts her in an uncompromising position.
- 04
Russ & Lina have a date night in their old neighborhood. AJ and Bernie take a detour on the way to a gentlemen's club.
- 05
Russ & Jess take an unwilling AJ to rehab.
- 06
AJ and Jess hijack Russ and Lina's night out.
- 07
Russ and Lina go on a romantic getaway. Jess gets in trouble for sexting her neighbor.
- 08
Russ and Lina get roped into an awkward playdate. Jess helps AJ get rid of an unwanted houseguest.
- 09
Russ's refusal to have his semen tested results in an unexpected climax.
- 10
Russ and Lina have a surprise Thanksgiving. Jess and AJ pretend not to know each other.
- 11
Lina and Russ let the wrong friends host her 40th birthday party.
- 12
Russ and Lina go on separate dates.
- 13
Russ and AJ have a big night out. Lina tries to be the cool mom.
- 14
Russ & Lina go to extreme lengths for a family vacation. directed by Nisha Ganatra.
- 15
Lina and Russ play hooky from work to investigate the man living in their guest house. directed by Jamie Babbit.
- 16
Lina helps Russ manage his relationship with his mother. Written by: Daisy Gardner; directed by Jamie Babbit.
- 17
Lina bails on her Mother's Day brunch.
- 18
AJ ropes Russ into working on a children's book. Lina butts heads with Abby's ex. Written by: Kevin Napier & Salamo Levin; directed by Jay Karas.
- 19
Russ and Lina bump into Russ's old flame at a gymnastics meet.
- 20
Russ and his assistant start to get too close. Lina and AJ work together on a children's play about the dangers of addiction.
- 21
Russ develops an inappropriate relationship with a waxing technician.
- 22
Russ and Lina try to figure out who gets the kids if they die. directed by Nisha Ganatra.
- 23
Russ and Lina go back to their old school and party like it's 1997.
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