The Love Boat

1. S01E01The Captain and the Lady/One if by Land/CenterfoldSeptember 24, 1977 6.5Captain Stubbing and his Ex Wife have to face the realities of a bad resolved separation when they find themselves trapped on the same cruis
2. S01E02Oh, Dale!/The Main Event/A Tasteful AffairOctober 1, 1977 2.7A man must pose as a woman to gain passage on the ship so that he can pursue an ex-girlfriend. A bickering married couple gets trapped in t
3. S01E03Ex Plus Y/Graham and Kelly/GoldenagersOctober 8, 1977 3.0A divorced couple takes the cruise with new mates, and can't seem to avoid one another or stop arguing. Two adolescents develop an awkward
4. S01E04Message for Maureen/The Acapulco Connection/GotchaOctober 15, 1977 8.0A tennis star, temporarily confined to a wheelchair due to a back injury, rekindles an old romance with a sportswriter who had been critical
5. S01E05Help, Murder/Isaac the Groupie/Mr. PopularityOctober 22, 1977 1.0A woman gets the wrong idea from her husband's secretive behavior and fears that he is plotting to murder her. Isaac begins a whirlwind rom
6. S01E06The Joker is Mild/First Time Out/Take My Granddaughter, PleaseOctober 29, 1977 1.0An old friend of Julie's father turns to her for help reviving his sputtering stand-up comedy career. A meddling woman tries to interfere i
7. S01E07Identical Problem/Julie's Old Flame/The JinxNovember 5, 1977 1.0Identical twins pretend to be one person in order to take the cruise on one fare. They leave Doc completely bewildered. Julie gets re-acqu
8. S01E08Lost and Found/The Understudy/Married SinglesNovember 19, 1977—A boy befriends a couple that recently lost its young son. A trainee schemes to steal Julie's job. A bickering married couple takes the cr
9. S01E09The Captain's Captain/Hounded/Romance RouletteNovember 26, 1977—The presence of the captain's demanding father leaves the entire crew on edge. A dog traps a passenger in his cabin. Three friends reunite
10. S01E10Dear Beverly/The Strike/Special DeliveryDecember 3, 1977—An advice columnist neglects her husband to devote all her time to her fans, prompting him to seek affection elsewhere. A man with a negati
11. S01E11Lonely at the Top/Divorce Me, Please/Silent NightDecember 10, 1977—In a Christmas-themed cruise, the captain worries about how to effectively lead his ship but be a friend to his crew as well. A married cou
12. S01E12The Old Man and the Runaway/A Fine Romance/The PaintersDecember 24, 1977 6.0A crotchety old man and a teenage runaway form an unlikely friendship. Julie grows frustrated when an old friend of her brother's repeatedl
13. S01E13Family Reunion/Too Hot to Handle/Cinderella StoryJanuary 7, 1978—A woman who believes her departed dad was a noble sea captain forms an attachment for a devilish old purser; a newlywed couple are prevented
14. S01E14Isaac's Double Standard/One More Time/ChimpanzeeshinesJanuary 14, 1978—Isaac's possessive mother becomes jealous of her son's lady friend, while he objects to his mom sharing a cabin with her latest boyfriend; a
15. S01E15Hollywood Royalty/The Caper/The Eyes of Love/Masquerade (1)January 21, 1978 9.0(Part 1) The Love Boat sets sail with two famous Hollywood stars, married couple Roz Rogers and Bill Klieg who need to find a balance betwee
16. S01E16Season's bestHollywood Royalty/The Caper/The Eyes of Love/Masquerade (2)January 21, 1978 9.5(Part 2) The Love Boat sets sail with two famous Hollywood stars, married couple Roz Rogers and Bill Klieg who need to find a balance betwee
17. S01E17The Congressman Was Indiscreet/Isaac's History Lesson/Winner Take LoveJanuary 28, 1978—A congressman unjustly accused of being involved in a scandal seeks refuge aboard the Pacific Princess; Isaac and a lovely intellectual snob
18. S01E18The Last of the Stubings/The Million Dollar Man/The SistersFebruary 4, 1978—Stubing's nephew comes on board to train to be a seaman but doesn't do a good job at anything he does. A man who just stole a million dolla
19. S01E19The Inspector/A Very Special Girl/Until the Last GoodbyeFebruary 11, 1978—The crew after being informed that an inspector from the line will coming on board to do a report on them, but not knowing who he is, they t
20. S01E20Computerman/Parlez-Vous/Memories of YouFebruary 13, 1978 9.0A slick computer matchmaker proceeds to pair up cruise guests while setting himself up with Julie; two American gold-diggers pretend to be F
21. S01E21Taking Sides/A Friendly Little Game/Going by the BookFebruary 18, 1978—An older couple's problems affect the marriage of newlyweds. An elderly man who is riddled with debts, but is desperate to take his wife on
22. S01E22Parents Know Best/A Selfless Love/The Nubile NurseFebruary 25, 1978—A couple takes their son on a cruise in an attempt to end his relationship with an unsuitable girl; a May-December couple rethink their roma
23. S01E23Musical CabinsMay 5, 1978—A young bachelor must marry within the week in order to claim a $3 million inheritance; a drab widow poses as a glamorous adventuress and ca
24. S01E24This Business of Love/Crash Diet Crush/I'll Never Fall in Love AgainMay 13, 1978 7.0A reformed prostitute causes trouble between a one-time "John" and his wife; Captain Stubing re-encounters an old flame; a fun-loving older
25. S01E25Gopher the Rebel/Cabin Fever/Pacific Princess OvertureMay 20, 1978—A young female passenger encourages Gopher to be his own person and stand up for himself to Captain Stubing. However, neither were expecting

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01Marooned (1)September 16, 1978—
2. S02E02Marooned (2)September 16, 1978 6.0
3. S02E03Julie's Dilemma/Who's Who?/RockySeptember 23, 1978 7.0Julie's parents arrive on board the Pacific Princess and announce their plans to divorce; an author of morally uplifting pamphlets and a pri
4. S02E04The Man Who Loved Women/A Different Girl/Oh, My Aching BrotherSeptember 30, 1978—A man makes a move on three women; not knowing that they are travelling companions. Captain Stubbing's god son is taking a cruise with his w
5. S02E05Where is it Written?/Julie's Aunt/The Big DealOctober 14, 1978—Captain Stubing's Uncle Cyrus uses every trick in his devious mind to get Julie alone, until her ""Aunt Phoebe"" intervenes; a desperate bus
6. S02E06The Kissing Bandit/Mike and Ike/The WitnessOctober 21, 1978—A shy young man becomes a completely different person at night; a businessman who doesn't have time for his family learns a valuable lesson;
7. S02E07Ship of GhoulsOctober 28, 1978 4.0A magician keeps his engagement secret in order to dazzle female audiences, while his neglected fiancee turns to Captain Stubing for comfort
8. S02E08Accidental Cruise/The Song is Ended/A Time for Everything/AnoushkaNovember 4, 1978—An executive and his secretary are mistakenly assigned the honeymoon suite; a songwriter's music renews a woman's love for her husband; Capt
9. S02E09Till Death Do Us Part - Maybe/Chubs/Locked AwayNovember 11, 1978—A ghost experiences jealousy as his mission to find his wife a new husband appears to be succeeding; overprotective Gopher mistakenly entrus
10. S02E10Tony's Family/The Minister and the Stripper/Her Own Two FeetNovember 18, 1978—Crew members make a valiant effort to keep six stowaways a secret from Capt. Stubing; a church member disapproves of her minister's new roma
11. S02E11Heads or Tails/The Little People/Mona of the MovieNovember 25, 1978—
12. S02E12Folks from Home/The Captain's Cup/Legal EagleDecember 2, 1978—Doc must perform a risky operation after an accident; one of the ship's laborers is recruited to replace a missing dignitary; a bitterly div
13. S02E13Isosceles Triangle/El Kid/The Last Hundred BucksDecember 9, 1978—A beauty can't choose between Captain Stubing and Doc; a man and his wife return to the ship with an orphaned boy; a hospital executive fall
14. S02E14Double Wedding/The Dummies/Julie Falls HardDecember 16, 1978—Identical twin sisters decide to swap fiances; a separated ventriloquist team use their dummies to rebuild their relationship; a handsome wi
15. S02E15Second Time Around/The 'Now' Marriage/My Sister, IreneJanuary 13, 1979—Doc's ex-wife hires an actor, who takes his role a bit too seriously, as her fiance; a philandering marriage counselor's wife seeks solace f
16. S02E16Gopher's Opportunity/Home Sweet Home/The SwitchJanuary 20, 1979—Gopher quits his job to manage a new hotel; a wealthy eccentric widow books a five-year passage and begins meddling in the crew members' liv
17. S02E17Like Father, Like Son/Don't Push Me/Second ChanceJanuary 27, 1979—A father takes too much of a liking to his son's new girlfriend; a bachelor is terrified at the idea of marrying his gung-ho girlfriend; the
18. S02E18Disco Baby/Alas, Poor Dwyer/After the War/Ticket to Ride/Itsy Bitsy (1)February 3, 1979—Julie's high-school class holds its ten-year reunion on board the Pacific Princess.
19. S02E19Disco Baby/Alas, Poor Dwyer/After the War/Ticket to Ride/Itsy Bitsy (2)February 3, 1979 7.0Julie's high-school class holds its ten-year reunion on board the Pacific Princess.
20. S02E20Dream Ship/Best of Friends/AftermathFebruary 10, 1979—Crew members learn that Captain Stubing is under consideration to take over a prestigious cruise ship and go overboard to help their captain
21. S02E21A Good & Faithful Servant/Secret Life of Burl Smith/Tug of War/Designated LoverFebruary 17, 1979 7.0
22. S02E22The Decision/Poor Little Rich Girl/Love Me, Love My DogFebruary 24, 1979 8.0
23. S02E23Funny Valentine/The Wallflower/A Home is Not a HomeMarch 3, 1979—
24. S02E24Ages of Man/Families/Bo 'n' SamMarch 10, 1979—Julie ends up in the middle of an unusual love triangle when the visiting 13-year-old son of the head of the cruise line develops a crush on
25. S02E25Season's bestSounds of Silence/Cyrano de Bricker/Murder on the High SeasMarch 17, 1979 10.0A singer tries to persuade his manager to let him abandon the shock tactics that made him famous and let his music speak for itself. He bec
26. S02E26Super Mom/I'll See You Again/April's ReturnMay 5, 1979—One-time stowaway April Lopez returns to the ship as a popular singer. However, she grows tired of the hassles of fame and decides that she
27. S02E27Third Wheel/Grandmother's Day/Second String MomMay 12, 1979 6.5Gopher gives his parents a cruise as a Mother's Day present. Gopher's father grows jealous of the close relationship between mother and son

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01Alaska Wedding Cruise: Carol & Doug/Peter & Alicia/Julie/Buddy & Portia (1)September 15, 1979—The Pacific Princess transports a wedding party to Alaska for the nuptials of the son of a wealthy heiress and the granddaughter of a fierce
2. S03E02Alaska Wedding Cruise: Carol & Doug/Peter & Alicia/Julie/Buddy & Portia (2)September 15, 1979—Carol and Doug's wedding is threatened by Natalie's interference and the financial problems of Doug's mother. Peter hides the truth about h
3. S03E03Oldies but Goodies/The Grass Is Always Greener/Three Stages of LoveSeptember 22, 1979—An older couple finds its attempts at romance complicated by the presence of her obnoxious, golddigging daughter and his overprotective mans
4. S03E04Doc, Be Patient/Dance With Me/Going My WaySeptember 29, 1979—A doctor who had planned on taking the cruise as a vacation cares for Doc when he comes down with the flu. He is initially a difficult pati
5. S03E05The Audit Couple/The Scoop/My Boyfriend's BackOctober 6, 1979—Capt. Stubing must cope with an IRS audit. Julie believes the feisty auditor is so caught up in her work because she is lonely, and goads t
6. S03E06Gopher's Greatest Hits/The Vacation/One Rose a DayOctober 13, 1979—Julie is in a bind when the scheduled singer takes ill just before the ship sails. Isaac and Doc overhear Gopher singing in the shower, and
7. S03E07Crew Confessions/Haven't I Seen You?/ReunionOctober 20, 1979—Isaac shocks the crew when he writes about them in a tell-all novel; a celebrity lookalike tries to convince a newfound romance that he isn'
8. S03E08Cindy/Play by Play/What's a Brother For?October 27, 1979—Gopher befriends a young woman who is constantly put upon by her mean-spirited stepmother and two gawky step-sisters. Gopher takes note of
9. S03E09Never Say Goodbye/A New Woman/Trial RomanceNovember 3, 1979—Capt. Stubing receives a letter from his daughter, Vicki. When he tries to call her, he learns that she has run away from her aunt and uncl
10. S03E10Critical Success/The Love Lamp Is Lit/Take My Boyfriend, Please/Rent a Family/The Man in Her Life (1)November 10, 1979—The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders come on board as part of a charity fundraiser for an Acapulco orphanage. One of the cheerleaders enlists th
11. S03E11Critical Success/The Love Lamp Is Lit/Take My Boyfriend, Please/Rent a Family/The Man in Her Life (2)November 10, 1979—A jealous Stacy comes to regret pushing Mark away. Wendy and Bill try to stop her mother from leaving after she misinterprets their purchas
12. S03E12Brotherhood of the Sea/Letter to Babycakes/Daddy's PrideNovember 17, 1979 7.0The crew plans a surprise birthday party for Julie. Isaac, Gopher and Doc try to keep her from getting suspicious by claiming that all of t
13. S03E13Not Now, I'm Dying/Eleanor's Return/Too Young to LoveNovember 24, 1979—Doc suspects that a friend's boyfriend is still playing the field. When she tries to prove him wrong by suggesting a quickie wedding, the m
14. S03E14The Stimulation of Stephanie/The Next Step/ Life Begins at 40December 1, 1979 6.0A professor studies the causes of sexual stimulation, but doesn't realize that his test subject is in love with him. A woman tries to help
15. S03E15The Spider Serenade/Next Door Wife/The Harder They FallDecember 8, 1979—Gopher finds romance with a recently separated passenger--until her estranged husband suddenly shows up and announces his intention of winni
16. S03E16Making the Grade/The Gift/Doc's 'Ex' ChangeDecember 15, 1979—Doc's most recent wife, Samantha, comes aboard with some shocking news: thanks to a crooked divorce lawyer who never filed their papers, th
17. S03E17April's Love/Happy Ending/We ThreeJanuary 12, 1980—April returns to the ship with her fiancé, a former used car salesman turned manager whom she has known only a few weeks. The crew is certa
18. S03E18Kinfolk/Sis and the Slicker/Moonlight and Moonshine/Too Close for Comfort/The Affair (1)January 19, 1980—A singer worries that his hillbilly relatives will embarrass him and ruin his chance of catching a record producer's eye. The producer beco
19. S03E19Season's bestKinfolk/Sis and the Slicker/Moonlight and Moonshine/Too Close for Comfort/The Affair (2)January 19, 1980 8.0Danny blames his family when Steve fails to show for his performance, leading to a rift with his father and grandfather. Kitty considers le
20. S03E20Rent a Romeo/Matchmaker, Matchmaker/Y' Gotta Have HeartJanuary 26, 1980 7.0Doc's plans for a rendezvous are spoiled when the woman's recently dumped (and extremely depressed) sister tags along on the cruise. Doc tr
21. S03E21The Captain's Ne'er-Do-Well Brother/The Perfect Match/The RemakeFebruary 2, 1980—Capt. Stubing is wary of the presence of his brother, a notorious scam artist who seems to have set his sights on a wealthy passenger. A wo
22. S03E22Not So Fast, Gopher/Haven't We Met Before?/Seoul MatesFebruary 9, 1980—Gopher invites his widowed mother onto the ship in the hopes of cheering her up, but is hurt by her seemingly cheerful attitude, which he in
23. S03E23Another Time, Another Place/Doctor Who/Gopher's EngagementMarch 3, 1980—A friend of Capt. Stubing's runs into his long-lost old flame, who has since become a nun. He professes his love for her, forcing her to ma
24. S03E24Dumb Luck/Tres Amigos/Hey, Jealous LoverMarch 15, 1980—Julie worries that her brilliant nuclear physicist friend will never find a man because her intelligence intimidates suitors. She encourage
25. S03E25Celebration/Captain Papa/Honeymoon PressureMarch 29, 1980—A man spends beyond his means while trying to lavish his recently hospitalized wife with gifts. Capt. Stubing and Vicki face an interview w
26. S03E26Vicki's First Love/Accident Prone/The High Cost of LovingApril 5, 1980—Vicki develops a crush on a popular singer, but soon has her heart broken when she misinterprets his kindness as something more. Two extrem
27. S03E27Invisible Maniac/September Song/PeekabooApril 19, 1980—Isaac is nervous about the arrival of a famous model, who was his classmate in the first grade. The woman tries to use Isaac to make her sp
28. S03E28The Caller/Marriage of Convenience/No Girls for Doc/Witness for the ProsecutionMay 3, 1980—

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01Friends and Lovers/Sergeant Bull/Miss MotherOctober 25, 1980 6.0Gopher convinces Julie to pose as his girlfriend to impress his abrasive fraternity brother. Complications arise when the two longtime frie
2. S04E02The Promoter/The Judges/The Family Plan/Forever Engaged/May the Best Man Win (1)November 1, 1980—A man organizes a ""marriage-a-thon"" cruise, with special prizes to be given to the couple found to be the most compatible. At the same ti
3. S04E03The Promoter/The Judges/The Family Plan/Forever Engaged/May the Best Man Win (2)November 1, 1980—Vicki tries to play matchmaker for Capt. Stubing and Emily, whose husband still plans on winning her back. Gopher lands in a Curacao jail a
4. S04E04Target Gopher/The Major's Wife/Strange Honeymoon/The Oilman ComethNovember 8, 1980—
5. S04E05The Mallory Quest/The Offer/Julie, the Vamp (1)November 15, 1980—Famed author Brian Mallory gives three people free tickets to a Caribbean cruise. He then presents each of them--and Gopher--with gold coin
6. S04E06The Mallory Quest/The Offer/Julie, the Vamp (2)November 15, 1980—As the search for Mallory's nephew continues, a mysterious man begins following Gopher, Marvin, Peter and Marcia and trying to thwart their
7. S04E07Secretary to the Stars/Julie's Decision/The Horse Lover/Gopher and Isaac Buy a HorseNovember 22, 1980 1.0
8. S04E08Tell Her She's Great/Matchmaker, Matchmaker Times Two/The Baby AlarmNovember 29, 1980—Isaac forces his friends to lie to his aunt about the quality of her performance in a local play, but his plan soon backfires. Two young pe
9. S04E09She Stole His Heart/Return of the Captain's Brother/Swag and MagDecember 6, 1980—A kleptomaniac seeks the help of a psychiatrist to deal with her problem. He tries to distance himself from her when they begin falling for
10. S04E10Captain's Triangle/Boomerang/Out of This WorldDecember 13, 1980—The captain's ex-girlfriend comes aboard the ship and constantly makes passes at him because she feels neglected by her husband. A model pr
11. S04E11The Captain's Bird/That's My Dad/Captive AudienceDecember 20, 1980—Capt. Stubing decides to get Vicki a parrot for Christmas. Unfortunately, it hasn't been trained to talk, and Gopher and Isaac's efforts to
12. S04E12Doc's Dismissal/A Frugal Pair/The Girl Next DoorJanuary 3, 1981—A couple takes a cruise to celebrate its 40th anniversary, but considers breaking up after the husband learns that his wife secretly investe
13. S04E13Isaac's Teacher/Seal of Approval/The SuccessorJanuary 10, 1981—
14. S04E14From Here to Maternity/Jealousy/The TrigamistJanuary 17, 1981—
15. S04E15Season's bestApril the Ninny/The Loan Arranger/First Voyage, Last VoyageJanuary 17, 1981 10.0
16. S04E16Gopher's Bride/Workaholic/On Second ThoughtJanuary 24, 1981 8.0Gopher worries about meeting his pen pal Nicole, at first. Ned, married to workaholic Margo meets widow Kay, who's willing to take his wife'
17. S04E17Lose One, Win One/For the Record/Mind My WifeJanuary 31, 1981—
18. S04E18Isaac and the Mermaids/Humpty, Dumpty/AquaphobicFebruary 7, 1981—
19. S04E19Return of the Ninny/Touchdown Twins/Split PersonalityFebruary 14, 1981—
20. S04E20Quiet, My Wife's Listening/Eye of the Beholder/The Nudist from Sunshine GardensFebruary 21, 1981—
21. S04E21Clothes Make the Girl/Black Sheep/Hometown DocFebruary 28, 1981—
22. S04E22I Love You Too, Smith/Mamma and Me/Sally's ParadiseMarch 7, 1981—
23. S04E23Two for Julie/Aunt Hilly/The DuelMarch 14, 1981—
24. S04E24Vicki and the Gambler/Love with a Skinny Stranger/That Old Gang of MineApril 11, 1981—
25. S04E25This Year's Model/The Model Marriage/Vogue Rogue/Too Clothes for Comfort/Original Sin: Part 1May 2, 1981—On a special cruise to Acapulco for a fashion festival, designers Geoffrey Beene, Halston, Bob Mackie and Gloria Vanderbilt play themselves.
26. S04E26This Year's Model/The Model Marriage/Vogue Rogue/Too Clothes for Comfort/Original Sin: Part 2May 2, 1981—Conclusion. Julie has to substitute for her modeling friend at the fashion show. Lauren Tewes. Priscilla: Anne Baxter. Bob: McLean Stevenson
27. S04E27Maid for Each Other/Lost and Found/Then There Were TwoMay 9, 1981—Gopher's (Fred Grandy) aunt (Jane Powell), who Gopher doesn't know is a maid, comes aboard with her employer (Mary Wickes) and falls in love
28. S04E28Tony and Julie / Separate Beds / America's SweetheartMay 16, 1981—Julie (Lauren Tewes) has a run-in with a zoologist (Anthony Andrews), who turns out to be a passenger, and they butt heads. A young actress

Season 4 ranked & reviewed

1. S05E01The Expedition/Julie's Wedding/The Mongala/Julie's Replacement/The Three R's/The Professor's Wife (1)October 10, 1981—Julie prepares to marry Tony in Sydney and asks Merrill and crew to join her bridal party. Anthropologist Milo and wife Vivian are off to a
2. S05E02The Expedition/Julie's Wedding/The Mongala/Julie's Replacement/The Three R's/The Professor's Wife (2)October 3, 1981—Vicki models the bridesmaid's gown she plans to wear for Julie's wedding, while Isaac finds a flaw in the wedding gift that he bought on the
3. S05E03Two Grapes on the Vine/Aunt Sylvia/Deductible DivorceOctober 10, 1981—The Virgin Islands serve as a backdrop for the Grand Prix Wine-Tasting Competition, whose winner receives a $25,000 prize.
4. S05E04The Incredible Hunk/Isaac, the Marriage Counselor/Jewels and JimOctober 24, 1981—Julie books Hank to entertain, but he moonlights as a stripper. Isaac tries to set up sad Frank with girls until his ex-wife Jan arrives. Me
5. S05E05Country Blues/Daddy's Little Girl/JackpotOctober 31, 1981—Country singer Annabel meets old friend Martin, a politician traveling with stiff Barbara. Mary meets veteran Jon while sailing with her fat
6. S05E06Chef's Special/Beginning Anew/KleinschmidtNovember 7, 1981—Chef Claude is jealous of new rival Edie Franklin in the galley. Longtime friends Jennifer and Stan reunite. Bumbling PI Kleinschmidt is ass
7. S05E07The Lady from Laramie/Vicki Swings/Phantom BrideNovember 14, 1981—Earthy Libby Crawford comes between socialite Miss Singleton and her escort Fedalio. Vicki meets Todd Andrews, who is traveling alone. Psych
8. S05E08Farnsworth's Fling/Gopher Farnsworth Smith/Three in a Bed/Merrill, Melanie & Melanesia/I Remember Helen (1)November 21, 1981—The crew is in Australia to work on one of the cruise line's ships based there. And a wealthy man named Farnsworth (Lloyd Bridges) has decid
9. S05E09Farnsworth's Fling/Gopher Farnsworth Smith/Three in a Bed/Merrill, Melanie & Melanesia/I Remember Helen (2)November 21, 1981—After having spent time with his family, William Farnsworth (Lloyd Bridges) has finally decided who will be kept in his will.
10. S05E10Radioactive Isaac/Gladys and Agnes/Love, Honor and ObeyNovember 28, 1981—Tony and Rose Vitelli plan to renew wedding vows. Sisters Agnes and Gladys travel together and Agnes bonds with passenger Henry. A tooth fil
11. S05E11Zeke and Zelda/Teach Me Tonight/He's My BrotherDecember 5, 1981—Adam's brother Fred has resentment toward him. Stowaways Zeke and Zelda commit fraud and start charging items, not knowing that crew members
12. S05E12The Floating Bridge Game/Take a Letter, Vicki/The Joy of CelibacyDecember 12, 1981—Vicki feels unneeded and the crew goes overboard giving her work to do on board. Three bridge players get miffed when their fourth, Shirley,
13. S05E13Doc Takes the Fifth/Safety Last/A Business AffairJanuary 2, 1982—Adam introduces his fifth wife Tania to the crew. Safety inspector Sid takes his job too seriously and sees danger everywhere. Financial gro
14. S05E14Good Neighbors/Familiar Faces/Captain's PortraitJanuary 9, 1982—The nearness of their homes interferes with Don and Doris' romance. Artist Barbara wants to paint Merrill's portrait - nude. Elderly Frank v
15. S05E15I Don't Play Anymore/Gopher's Roommate/Crazy for YouJanuary 23, 1982—Concert pianist Paul retired due to arthritis, but fans pester him to play. Gopher is shocked to find out where he met Rachel. David feigned
16. S05E16Green, But Not Jolly/Past Perfect Love/Instant FamilyJanuary 30, 1982—Julie's new hairdo is unusual. Gary thinks he married Diane in a past life. High school coach George is attracted to a woman with a hyperact
17. S05E17Return of the Captain's Lady/Love Ain't Illegal/The Irresistible ManFebruary 6, 1982—Doc and Isaac hear news about Merrill's old flame Linda. Businessman George uses his secretary's love to cover his dirty tricks. To catch a
18. S05E18His Girls Friday/The Girl Who Stood Still/A Wife for WilfredFebruary 13, 1982—Howard travels with secretary Doris, meets Cindy, and pushes Doris to quit so he can hire Cindy. Wilfred offers the crew $10K to find him a
19. S05E19Live It Up/New York A.C./All's Affair in Love and WarFebruary 20, 1982—Three divorced men (Edd Byrnes, Fabian, Bobby Sherman) swear off serious relationships; a married man's girlfriend gives him an ultimatum.
20. S05E20The Musical/My Aunt, the Worrier/The Show Must Go On/The Pest/My Ex-Mom (1)February 27, 1982—The crew stages a musical revue, with Gopher and Isaac scripting and relatives expecting to star. Lionel wants Millie Washington to marry he
21. S05E21The Musical/My Aunt, the Worrier/The Show Must Go On/The Pest/My Ex-Mom (2)February 27, 1982—Lionel promises to give Isaac an executive position, if Millie marries him. Doc's in-laws help him make up with Gopher. A stranger paid for
22. S05E22Klondike Carnival/The Viking's Son/Separate Vacations/The Experiment/Getting to Know You (1)March 6, 1982—A competition pits Merrill, his rival Gunner, and their crews against each other and reignites a rivalry. Divorcing Harry and Dot take separ
23. S05E23Klondike Carnival/The Viking's Son/Separate Vacations/The Experiment (2)March 6, 1982—Ellen and Jesse annoy each other. It turns out that Gunner rigged the games, so Merrill becomes as tough as Gunner is, upsets Vicki, and dri
24. S05E24Isaac Gets Physical/She Brought Her Mother Along/Cold FeetMarch 20, 1982—Nurse Charlene gives company physicals and Isaac fears for his job. Debbie brings mom Millicent to meet boyfriend Ted. Julie's cousin Carter
25. S05E25Burl of My Dreams/Meet the Author/Rhymes, Riddles and RomanceMarch 27, 1982—A publisher (Jared Martin), trying to sign up a famous author (Alan Hale Jr.), becomes involved with the author's niece (Georgia Engel); two
26. S05E26Does Father Know Best?/Pal-I-Mony-O-Mine/An 'A' for GopherApril 10, 1982—A doctor is uncomfortable when his companion is too friendly with his ex-lover; Gopher pines after his H.S. teacher; father and son pick up
27. S05E27April in Boston/Breaks of Life/Saving GraceMay 1, 1982—April is a Spanish tutor to school headmaster Brad York. Lonely Grace Bostwick plans to jump overboard but white-clad Gabriel claims to be a
28. S05E28A Dress to RememberMay 8, 1982—One dress affects three people. Model Donna is to wear it to display her diet success. Poor flower vendor Rose's daughter Carol thinks her m
29. S05E29Mothers Don't Do That/Substitute Lover/Marrying for MoneyMay 15, 1982—Divorced Marian reunites with her son Danny, who reads her diary and avoids her. Gopher and Isaac think Lola is trying to kill husband Orvil
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Season 5 ranked & reviewed

1. S06E01Venetian Love Song/Down for the Count/Arrividerci, Gopher/The Arrangement (1)October 2, 1982 5.0
2. S06E02Venetian Love Song/Down for the Count/Arrividerci, Gopher/The Arrangement (2)October 2, 1982—
3. S06E03The Anniversary Gift/Honey Bee Mine/Bewigged, Bothered and BewilderedOctober 16, 1982—An woman secretly plans to have a child as a 30th anniversery gift for her husband, even though he is ecstatic over their new-found freedom
4. S06E04The Same Wavelength/Winning Isn't Everything/A Honeymoon for HoraceOctober 23, 1982—
5. S06E05Hyde and Seek/Command Performance/Sketchy LoveOctober 30, 1982—A young girl who's infatuated with Gopher pretends to be her older sister. An artist meets a unhappily married guy. And the ship's comic run
6. S06E06The Groupies/The Audition/Doc's NephewNovember 6, 1982 9.0Doc's nephew is making a move on his girlfriend. A psychiatrist, who is on vacation is followed by four of his patients. An actor pursues th
7. S06E07The Spoonmaker Diamond/Julie's Tycoon/The Role Model/Papa Doc (1)November 13, 1982—
8. S06E08The Spoonmaker Diamond/Julie's Tycoon/The Role Model/Papa Doc (2)November 13, 1982 6.0
9. S06E09Too Many Dads/Love Will Find a Way/The Best of FriendsNovember 20, 1982—On this Thanksgiving cruise, a father and his adopted son try to evade the boys biological father by escaping to Mexico; an older couple pla
10. S06E10Season's bestThe Man in the Iron Shorts/The Victims/Heavens to BetsyNovember 27, 1982 10.0
11. S06E11Tomorrow Lady, The/Father, Dear Father/Still LifeDecember 4, 1982—
12. S06E12Baby Talk/My Friend, The Executrix/Programmed for LoveDecember 11, 1982—A previously happy couple suddenly find themselves a world apart when they meet the surrogate mother of their child-to-be. Meanwhile, Julie'
13. S06E13A Christmas PresenceDecember 18, 1982—
14. S06E14First Impressions/Love Finds Florence Nightingale/Paroled to LoveJanuary 8, 1983—
15. S06E15Captain's Replacement, The/Sly as A Fox/Here Comes The Bride...MaybeJanuary 15, 1983—
16. S06E16Doc's Big Case/A Booming Romance/The Senior SinnersJanuary 22, 1983—
17. S06E17Salvaged Romance/Our Son The Lawyer/Gopher's DaisyJanuary 29, 1983—
18. S06E18Greek Cruise: The Captain and the Kid/The Dean and the Flunkee/Isaac's Aegean Affair (1)February 5, 1983—The crew are in Greece working a cruise where a College is having its graduation ceremony. The Principal is attracted to a teacher who rebuf
19. S06E19Greek Cruise: The Captain and the Kid/The Dean and the Flunkee/Isaac's Aegean Affair (2)February 5, 1983—Conclusion. Capt. Stubing's daughter falls in love. A beloved crew member decides to leave the ship.
20. S06E20The Zinging Valentine/The Very Temporary Secretary/Final ScoreFebruary 12, 1983—On this Valentine's Day cruise, a singing valentine "pussycat" falls for a stuck-up guy who has just been dumped by his girlfriend; the owne
21. S06E21The Captain's Crush/Off-Course Romance/Out of My HairFebruary 19, 1983—
22. S06E22Abby's Maiden Voyage / He Ain't Heavy / I Like to Be in AmericaFebruary 26, 1983—A desperate 23-year old virgin wants to spend the night with a handsome fellow she meets on board, but in the end decides she will hold off
23. S06E23Vicki's Dilemma/Discount Romance/ Loser & still ChampMarch 5, 1983—
24. S06E24So Help Me Hanna/The Maid Cleans Up/C.P.R.,I.O.UMarch 12, 1983—
25. S06E25The Dog Show: Putting on the Dog/Going to the Dogs/Women's Best Friend/Whose Dog Is It Anyway?March 26, 1983—
26. S06E26The Professor Has Class/When The Magic Disappears/We The JuryApril 2, 1983—
27. S06E27Country Music Jamboree: Hits & Missus/Return of Annabelle/Just Plain Folks Medicine/Caught in the Act (1)April 30, 1983—A country star travelling with her ""adopted"" children has to choose between the kids and her boyfriend; a popular songwriter secretly writ
28. S06E28Country Music Jamboree: Hits & Missus/Return of Annabelle/Just Plain Folks Medicine/Caught in the Act (2)April 30, 1983—A country star travelling with her ""adopted"" children has to choose between the kids and her boyfriend; a popular songwriter secretly writ
29. S06E29The Fountain of Youth/Bad Luck Cabin/Uncle DaddyMay 7, 1983 8.0

Season 6 ranked & reviewed

1. S07E01China Cruise: The Pledge/East Meets West/Dear Roberta/My Two Dumplings (1)October 1, 1983—
2. S07E02China Cruise: The Pledge/East Meets West/Dear Roberta/My Two Dumplings (2)October 1, 1983—
3. S07E03Bricker's Boy/Lotions Of Love/The HustlersOctober 8, 1983 7.0
4. S07E04Prisoner Of Love/Youth Takes A Holiday/Don't Leave Home Without ItOctober 15, 1983—
5. S07E05Rhino Of The Year/One Last Time/For Love or MoneyOctober 22, 1983—
6. S07E06Friend Of The Family/Affair on Demand/Just Another Pretty FaceOctober 29, 1983—
7. S07E07Season's bestJapan Cruise: When Worlds Collide/The Captain and the Geisha/The Lottery Winners/The Emperor's Fortune (1)November 5, 1983 8.0
8. S07E08Japan Cruise: When Worlds Collide/The Captain and the Geisha/The Lottery Winners/The Emperor's Fortune (2)November 5, 1983—
9. S07E09Long Time No See/The Bear Essence/Kisses and MakeupNovember 12, 1983—
10. S07E10Julie and The Bachelor/Intensive Care/Set Up for RomanceNovember 19, 1983—
11. S07E11The Reluctant Father/Don't take My Wife Please/The Worlds Greatest Kisser/MataNovember 26, 1983 7.0
12. S07E12The Prize Winner/Dee Dee's Dilemma/Julie's Blind DateDecember 3, 1983 7.0Julie's blind date turns out to be an overweight, uncouth misfit whose advances drive her crazy, that is, until he rejects her; a woman trav
13. S07E13The Misunderstanding/Love Below Decks/The End is NearDecember 10, 1983—
14. S07E14How Do I Love Thee?/No More Alimony/Authoress! Authoress!January 7, 1984—
15. S07E15Last Case/Looking for Mr. Wilson/Love on StrikeDecember 17, 1983—Detective Manfred and his secretary Lil investigate the case of a vanished passenger; Jan and her son Rich reunite with her father COL Maddo
16. S07E16The Buck Stops Here/ For Better or Worse/Bet On ItJanuary 14, 1984—
17. S07E17Aunt Emma I Love You/First Romance/HooplaJanuary 21, 1984—
18. S07E18Ace In the Hole/Uncle Joey's Song/Father in the CradleJanuary 28, 1984—
19. S07E19Hong Kong Cruise: Polly's Poker Palace/Shop Ahoy/Double Date/The Hong Kong Affair/Two Tales of a City (1)February 4, 1984—A U.S. Presidential-hopeful Senator falls for a businesswoman who intends on opening a large casino in Hong Kong, as his aide tries to derai
20. S07E20Hong Kong Cruise: Polly's Poker Palace/Shop Ahoy/Double Date/The Hong Kong Affair/Two Tales of a City (2)February 4, 1984—A U.S. Presidential-hopeful Senator falls for a businesswoman who intends on opening a large casino in Hong Kong, as his aide tries to derai
21. S07E21Ace's Valet/Mother Comes First/Hit or Miss AmericaFebruary 25, 1984—
22. S07E22Love Is Blind/Baby Makers/Lady & The Maid/Luise RainerMarch 3, 1984—
23. S07E23Side By Side/Rub Me Tender/Fish Out Of WaterMarch 10, 1984—
24. S07E24A Rose Is Not a Rose/ Novelties/ Too Rich and Too ThinMarch 17, 1984—Hired entertainer Rose must remain in bed, so her friend Barry impersonates her and charms the audience. Novelties maker Walt propositions H
25. S07E25Dreamboat/Gopher, Isaac & the Starlet/The Parents/The Importance of Being Johnny/Julie and the Producer (1)May 5, 1984—
26. S07E26Dreamboat/Gopher, Isaac & the Starlet/The Parents/The Importance of Being Johnny/Julie and the Producer (2)May 5, 1984—
27. S07E27Best Ex-Friends/All the Congressman's Women/Three Faces of LoveMay 12, 1984—

Season 7 ranked & reviewed

1. S08E01Doc's Slump/What a Drag/The Crew's Cruise DirectorSeptember 22, 1984—
2. S08E02Vicki and the Fugitive/Lady in the Window/Stolen Years/Dutch Treat (1)September 29, 1984—A man who appears to be running gets the papers of one of the ship's deck hands and goes onboard. Vicki's attracted to him. But they soon di
3. S08E03Vicki and the Fugitive/Lady in the Window/Stolen Years/Dutch Treat (2)September 29, 1984—
4. S08E04Ace Meets the Champ/Why Justin Can't Read/Call me a DoctorOctober 6, 1984—
5. S08E05Only The Good Die Young/ Honey Beats The Odds/Light Of Another DayOctober 13, 1984—
6. S08E06Soap Gets in Your Eyes/A Match Made in Heaven/Tugs of the HeartOctober 20, 1984—
7. S08E07And One to Grow On/Seems Like Old Times/I'll Never Forget What's Her NameOctober 27, 1984—
8. S08E08Aerobic April/The Wager/Story of the CenturyNovember 3, 1984—
9. S08E09The Last Heist/Starting Over/Watching the MasterNovember 10, 1984—
10. S08E10By Hook or By Crook/Revenge With the Proper Stranger/Don't Get Mad, Get EvenNovember 17, 1984—
11. S08E11My Mother, My Chaperone/The Present/The Death and Life of Sir Alfred Demerest (1)November 24, 1984—
12. S08E12My Mother, My Chaperone/The Present/The Death and Life of Sir Alfred Demerest (2)November 24, 1984—
13. S08E13Paying the Piper/Baby Sister/Help WantedDecember 1, 1984—
14. S08E14Country Blues/A Matter of Taste/Frat Brothers ForeverDecember 8, 1984—A cute country girl who aspires to be a singer falls for a young country music star, but his manager knows that his star can only write song
15. S08E15Santa, Santa, Santa/Another Dog Gone Christmas/Noel's Christmas CarolDecember 15, 1984—
16. S08E16Instinct/Unmade for Each Other/BOSJanuary 5, 1985—Two older men, Leslie and Shelley, paired up by a confused blind dating service, chase the same woman; instead of meeting her fiance, a youn
17. S08E17Ace Takes the Test/The Counterfeit Couple/The Odd TripleJanuary 12, 1985—One of Ace's old high school girlfriends, now married to an impotent man, wants an embarrassed Ace to father her child; Gopher falls in love
18. S08E18Love on the Line/Don't Call Me Gopher/Her Honor the MayorJanuary 26, 1985—
19. S08E19Scandinavia Cruise: Girl of the Midnight Sun/There'll Be Some Changes Made/Mr. Smith Goes to Stockholm (1)February 2, 1985—
20. S08E20Scandinavia Cruise: Girl of the Midnight Sun/There'll Be Some Changes Made/Mr. Smith Goes to Stockholm (2)February 2, 1985—
21. S08E21Ace Takes a Holiday/The Runaway/The CourierFebruary 9, 1985—A courier (Michael Spound) refuses to remove the briefcase handcuffed to his wrist but pursues a fellow passenger (Charlene Tilton); a woman
22. S08E22Getting Started/Daughter's Dilemma/The Captain Wears PantyhoseFebruary 16, 1985—
23. S08E23Vicki's Gentleman Caller/Partners to the End/The Perfect ArrangmentFebruary 23, 1985—
24. S08E24Judy Hits a Low Note/Love Times Two/The Problem With PapaMarch 23, 1985—
25. S08E25Charmed, I'm Sure/Ashes to Ashes/No Dad of MineMarch 30, 1985—
26. S08E26Caribbean Cruise: Call Me Grandma/A Gentleman of Discretion/The Perfect Divorce/Letting Go (1)May 4, 1985—a very proper and stiff British ex-military officer is put in charge of the fun-loving and energy-filled Menudo group; a young couple is con
27. S08E27Caribbean Cruise: Call Me Grandma/A Gentleman of Discretion/The Perfect Divorce/Letting Go (2)May 4, 1985—a very proper and stiff British ex-military officer is put in charge of the fun-loving and energy-filled Menudo group; a young couple is con

Season 8 ranked & reviewed

1. S09E01A Day In PortSeptember 28, 1985—
2. S09E02Your Money or Your Wife/Joint Custody/The TemptationsOctober 5, 1985—
3. S09E03Hidden Treasure/Picture from the Past/Ace's SalaryOctober 12, 1985—
4. S09E04German Cruise: The Villa/The Racer's Edge/Love or Money/The Accident (1)November 2, 1985—
5. S09E05German Cruise: The Villa/The Racer's Edge/Love or Money/The Accident (2)November 2, 1985—
6. S09E06Forties FantasyNovember 16, 1985—
7. S09E07Good Time Girls/The Iron Man/Soap StarNovember 23, 1985—Three college girls are mistaken for prostitutes; fitness guru Andy suffers fainting spells during triathlon training; Aunt Sylvia's friend
8. S09E08Trouble in Paradise/No More Mister Nice Guy/The Mermaid and the CopNovember 30, 1985—
9. S09E09Roommates/Heartbreaker/Out of the BlueDecember 7, 1985—
10. S09E10The Father of the Bride/The Best Man/Members of the WeddingJanuary 11, 1986—
11. S09E11Dare Devil/ Picture Me as a Spy/ SleeperJanuary 18, 1986—Ace's cabin has been searched and he suspects a spy team work. Doc's new patient is sleepwalking. A woman is scared by her boyfriend's risky
12. S09E12Hippies and Yuppies/ Frat Wars/ Return of the LambdasJanuary 25, 1986—
13. S09E13Miss Mom/ Who's the Champ/ Gopher's DelusionFebruary 1, 1986—
14. S09E14Egyptian Cruise (1)February 8, 1986—
15. S09E15Egyptian Cruise (2)February 8, 1986—
16. S09E16Hello Emily/ The Tour Guide/ The Winning NumberFebruary 15, 1986—
17. S09E17The Second Time Around/ Hello, Spencer/ Runaway, Go HomeFebruary 22, 1986—
18. S09E18The Art Lover/ Couples/ Made for Each OtherMarch 1, 1986—
19. S09E19Second Banana/The Prodigy/What Goes AroundMarch 8, 1986—
20. S09E20Gothic Romance/Whatever Happened to Crazy Joe Flash?March 15, 1986—
21. S09E21The Will/Deja Vu/The PredictionMarch 22, 1986—The crew frantically take care of last minute business when a famous newspaper psychic arrives and predicts that the world will end during t
22. S09E22Spain Cruise: The Matadors/Mrs. Jameson Comes Out/Love's Labors Found/Marry Me, Marry Me (1)May 3, 1986—In this episode set aboard the Vista Fjord, a woman reporter who thinks bullfighting is immoral falls in love with a young man destined to b
23. S09E23Spain Cruise: The Matadors/Mrs. Jameson Comes Out/Love's Labors Found/Marry Me, Marry Me (2)May 3, 1986—In this episode set aboard the Vista Fjord, a woman reporter who thinks bullfighting is immoral falls in love with a young man destined to b
24. S09E24My Stepmother, Myself/ Almost Roommates/ Cornerback SneakMay 17, 1986—Vicki becomes jealous of Captain Stubbing's bride-to-be (the sequel to this episode is ""Happily Ever After...""); the new Assistant Cruise
25. S09E25Happily Ever After/Have I Got a Job for You/Mr Smith Goes to MinikuluMay 24, 1986—Captain Stubbing prepares for his shipboard wedding and then gets married (this episode continues the storyline initiated in "My Stepmother,

Season 9 ranked & reviewed

1. S10E01The Shipshape CruiseNovember 21, 1986 10.0A plus-sized diet doctor (Jennifer Holliday) hires a hard-body fitness instructor to promote her nutrition program, a man (Dack Rambo) tells
2. S10E02The Christmas Cruise (1)December 25, 1986—
3. S10E03The Christmas Cruise (2)December 25, 1986—
4. S10E04Who Killed Maxwell Thorn?February 27, 1987 2.0

Season 10 ranked & reviewed