The worst episodes of Freakazoid!
Ranked by viewer rating, lows first. Lit marks on the season rail place this list across the run. Vote on a placement to back it or contest it.
- 01
Five Day Forecast / Dance of Doom / Hand Man
Freakazoid does the weather, rescues a hostage high-school dance and loses a sidekick to marriage.
- 02
And Fan Boy Is His Name / Lawn Gnomes Chapter IV: Fun in the Sun / Freak's French Lesson
In the first segment (And Fanboy is his Name), an pudgy teenager calling himself Fanboy tries to become Freakazoid's sidekick. The second segment deals with the story of 4 gnomes, who after causing mischief for vikings many years in the past, are turned to stone by day, but come to life at night to help mankind. The final segment (Frenching with Freakazoid) has our hero teaching French to the audience.
- 03
Candle Jack / Toby Danger in Doomsday Bet / The Lobe
Freakazoid rescues campers from a monster and narrowly escapes a lobotomy. Toby Danger must stop Dr. Sin.
- 04
A rabid dog-like creature becomes Freak's new sidekick; Lord Bravery fights bureaucracy over his name; Fan Boy rhapsodizes over his quest for Spock's autograph; Freak teaches Norwegian.
- 05
The Chip: Part 2 / Freakazoid is History
The conclusion to the story of Freak's origins. A vortex sucks Freak into the past.
- 06
Freak goes Christmas shopping and searches for the answer to a mysterious cloud which seems to be turning people into zombies.
- 07
Next Time, Phone Ahead / Nerdator
The cartoon is cut short when the show's lazy writers decide to end the episode early to show more 'Animaniacs' reruns. However, Steven Spielberg won't stand for it, and unleashes his vision to finish the cartoon right. Dexter Douglas soon meets a strange alien named Mo-Ron, who becomes lost from his alien friends. Dexter helps Mo-Ron phone home, and soon all is well-that is, until the long distance charges roll in.
- 08
House of Freakazoid / Sewer or Later
Freak must rescue a werewolf from his cursed state, and delve into the sewers after a pack of jewel thieves led by the Cobra Queen.
- 09
This episode involves Armondo Guitierrez, whose company created the Pinnacle microchip that turned Dexter Douglas into Freakazoid (gasp!). After using an internet connection and special series of keystrokes, Guttierrez escapes into cyberspace, and begins to mess things up for Freakazoid. After traveling into cyberspace, Freakazoid meets a new and improved Armondo. After a wrist-timer is wired to his wrist, Freakazoid has one hour to go through the game 'Amazing Castle's to find the key to unlock it, otherwise he will be deleted.
- 10
The Lobe's plot to cripple the television industry interrupts Steff and Dexter's first date.
- 11
Freak can't refuse anyone anything on his birthday, according to the Superhero Code Book. Even if the request comes from a villain who wants to be free from heroic interference in his nefarious scheme.
- 12
Freak and his friends travel to a police state to rescue another friend.
- 13
Cosgrove's girlfriend takes up all his time and is a fire-breathing monster.
- 14
Freak pursues the madman who turned Steff into a statue.
- 15
An evil scientist crashes Freak's plane, trying to add to his human stock for his experiments in crossbreeding with orangutans.
- 16
Freak's attempts to learn telekinesis leaves him too tired to adequately guard the Diamond Hat of the Czars.
- 17
Freak-a-Panel / Tomb of Invisibo
Freak-a-Panel: While on the trail of Cave Guy, Freakazoid finds himself at a sci-fi convention and despite the fact that everyone is in costume, he needs to find the real Cave Guy and get out. Tomb of Invisibo: An invisible villain from ancient Egypt has been released, and is causing havoc throughout the world.
- 18
The Lobe kidnaps PBS's famed carpenter, Norm Abram, to build a wooden device that would kill Freak.
- 19
Mo-Ron / The Sewer Rescue / The Big Question / The Legends Who Lunch
A forgetful alien tries to recall his message for mankind, Lord Bravery's first act as a superhero hopeful turns out to be a problem, aliens circles the Earth in hopes of finding an answer to the eternal question of the universe and elderly superheroes dine and recall their glory days.
- 20
Jack Valenti hosts the story of how Freakazoid got his powers and the promise of seeing a grown man wrestle a bear.
- 21
Hot Rods from Heck / A Time for Evil
Freak foils a plot to use robotic cars to steal nuclear weapons. The Huntsman goes in search of crime.
- 22
Relax-O-Vision / Fatman and Boy Blubber / Limbo Lock-Up / Terror Palace
In order to provide a more calming effect to today's rather violent cartoons, the network censors initiate 'Relax-o-Vision.' The process projects peaceful scenes of tranquility over more violent parts of the day's cartoon. Freakzoid tolerates the interference with his show, until he finally decides to take matters into his own hands against the censors.
- 23
Freak and Cosgrove are zapped inside a Virtual Tussle virtual reality game.
- 24
Guitierrez returns with a device that could vaporize the entire world.
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