Faster, Purple Worm! Kill! Kill!

1. S01E01Everyone Dies in the StyesNovember 16, 2023—Our group of heroes gathers to save a loved one from an evil secret society, located in the Styes -- a rotting shipyard slum on the outskirt
2. S01E02Everyone Dies in a DungeonNovember 16, 2023—The tables are turned and the monsters are the heroes in this dungeon. Will they beat their adversary? Not on Faster. Purple Worm. Kill. Kil
3. S01E03Everyone Dies on a Lightning TrainNovember 23, 2023—Four brave mercenaries must free the only person who can prevent a war. Will they succeed? Signs point to no, because this is Faster, Purple
4. S01E04Everyone Dies RenovatingNovember 30, 2023—Four new homeowners discover a prior tenant who doesn't want to leave. Will their home value drop when the ancient terrors arise? Yes. Becau
5. S01E05Everyone Dies in WaterdeepDecember 7, 2023—Four brave adventurers try to stop evil from overrunning the fabled city of Waterdeep. Can they succeed? No. Because this is Faster, Purple
6. S01E06Everyone Dies in a Den of SnakesDecember 14, 2023—Four brave heroes try to arrange a peace agreement. Can they succeed? No. Because this is "Faster, Purple Worm. Kill. Kill!".
7. S01E07Everyone Dies Stealing a PickleDecember 21, 2023—Four heroes descend into the sewers to retrieve a magical artifact of great power. Will their power be enough to succeed under the maniacal
8. S01E08Everyone Dies in the BayDecember 28, 2023—Our heroes are sent to a small fishing village to save the day. We wish we could say all they had to deal with was an ornery fish or two, bu
9. S01E09Everyone Dies at the Costume BallJanuary 4, 2024—Four undercover agents must unmask the traitor in their midst. Can they discover the truth before a greater evil destroys them all?
10. S01E10Everyone Dies as a SurpriseJanuary 11, 2024—Four heroes set out to save a beautiful princess. Will their story have a fairy tale ending? Doubtful.
11. S01E11Everyone Dies Getting Their WishJanuary 18, 2024—Four heroes are hired by a dignitary who sends them on a path to meeting a wish-granting entity. Wishes DO come true, but not always the way
12. S01E12Everyone Dies. Again.January 25, 2024—Four valiant heroes are all that stand between the Dragon Queen's hordes and their cities destruction. Can they hold back wave after wave of
13. S01E13Everyone Dies at the CircusFebruary 1, 2024—Our heroes must infiltrate the circus. Will their performances allow them to escape the Big Top alive?
14. S01E14Everyone Dies in BaroviaFebruary 8, 2024—Four adventurers bent on revenge enter the mists of Barovia to confront Strahd von Zarovich. Will they succeed? Mwah-hah-hah-hah. Foolish mo
15. S01E15Everyone Dies in a Haunted HouseFebruary 15, 2024—Four ghost-hunting heroes explore a haunted house. Can the brave of heart overcome the evil undead? Or is this an episode of Faster, Purple
16. S01E16Everyone Dies at the Temple of LathanderFebruary 22, 2024—Four desperate criminals attempt a daring heist. Can they steal enough gold to save their own skins? No. Because this is Faster, Purple Worm
17. S01E17Everyone Dies Near a HoleFebruary 29, 2024—Four heroes are given the quest of slowing down the Tarrasque. Will they succeed? Signs point to no, because this is Faster, Purple Worm! Ki
18. S01E18Everyone Dies in WildspaceMarch 7, 2024—Four intrepid spelljammers come across a derelict ship floating in Wildspace. Can they save their crew before a sinister evil destroys them
19. S01E19Everyone Dies at a ResurrectionMarch 14, 2024—Four family members try to recover a lost loved one with a dubious magical artifact. Will they get out of their deal with the Demon Lord and
20. S01E20Everyone Dies Eating MushroomsMarch 21, 2024—Four adventurers find themselves magically transported to a Feywild beset by a terrible creature. Can they discover the cause of their fanta

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