The worst episodes of Dicktown
Ranked by viewer rating, lows first. Lit marks on the season rail place this list across the run. Vote on a placement to back it or contest it.
- 01
The Mystery of the Missing Detective
John becomes paranoid that the lake patrol is coming to confiscate his shabby old houseboat on which he and David live so he hides it in the swamp and shares his regret-filled backstory with David.
- 02
The Mystery of the Moaning Ghost
John and David are hired by a violent teenage delinquent, who wants to sue the mysterious ghost that’s been haunting the house where he and his single mother he clings to live.
- 03
The Mystery of the Creepy Piano Teacher
A young woman hires Hunchman and Purefoy to find out why her piano teacher is making her smash the piano instead of teaching her how to play.
- 04
The Mystery of the Strawberry Patch
- 05
The Mystery of the Controversial Cosplay
Hunchman and Purefoy are hired to find out who is the alt right anti-SJW trolling the woman who cosplays as Aquaman and other DC heroes.
- 06
The Mystery of the Maybe Boyfriend
Meg, a young VHS retro store clerk, hires Hunchman and Purefoy to figure out if she and her boyfriend are a couple or just friends with benefits, and takes them to a night club to meet him.
- 07
The Mystery of the Party Pines
Hunchman and Purefoy are hired to catch the masked lurker who likes to spy on students partying in the woods.
- 08
The Mystery of the Impossible Car
John and David are on a sting operation in their favorite diner watching a patron suspected of stealing a rare vintage car from their naive client, when Heather, John’s old bestie with whom he’s always been secretly in love, walks in.
- 09
The Mystery of the Missing Pimento Cheese Recipe
- 10
The Mystery of the Mammal Island
- 11
The Mystery of Meg's Extremely Violent and Inappropriate Musical
John and David join the cast "I Sing On Your Grave" and must sing their way to a solution.
- 12
The Mystery of the Mumbling Rapper
John and David are hired by a teen mumble rap sensation, Lil Blurp, to find ten escaped ocelots in an abandoned shopping mall where he is shooting his next music video with John’s endearing out of the loop dad as his manager.
- 13
The Mystery of the Croquet Meltdown
Strapped for cash, John and David ask their rich former client Tucker for a loan, but end up taking part in his brand-awareness-raising croquet tournament instead, hoping to win the cash prize. However, John takes the game too seriously.
- 14
The Mystery of the President’s Physician
While dining with his dad at The President’s Physician, a fancy restaurant where his and David’s heavily pregnant waitress friend Jen now works, John hears the spoiled rich yuppie owner and his girlfriend arguing over her missing ring.
- 15
The Mystery of the Adventures of Pon-Pon
- 16
The Mystery of the Marauding Mascot
Richardsville High School cancels its mascot and when the new one goes too far John and David must clear his name.
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