Dick Figures

1. S01E01A Bee or SomethingNovember 18, 2010—Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now Blue is having a worse day.
2. S01E02Panda HatDecember 2, 2010—Red got bar in a drunk and made a birthday party by him own self! Whooooooooooo!
3. S01E03Flame WarDecember 16, 2010—Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.
4. S01E04Traffic JamsDecember 30, 2010—Red slowly drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere.
5. S01E05SteakosaurusJanuary 13, 2011—Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling.
6. S01E06OMGJanuary 27, 2011—Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.
7. S01E07Trouble DateFebruary 10, 2011—Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed. Sacré Blue!
8. S01E08Kitty AmazingFebruary 24, 2011—Red and Blue are witness to the horrors of 'Apocalypse Meow.'
9. S01E09Role PlayasMarch 10, 2011—Cerulean (aka Blue) hopes to gain +4 charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft.
10. S01E10Attack of the PwnsMarch 24, 2011—Space... the season finale frontier... where the forces of evil (Blue) battle the forces of evil-er (Red) for dominion over the galaxy or a

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01Zombies & ShotgunsApril 21, 2011—During a visit to the local MaulMart, Red struggles to crack open some finger food, while Zombies go after much larger body parts.
2. S02E02Camp AnarchyMay 5, 2011—Red has a blast while reigniting childhood memories with Blue at their childhood camp. He also has a blast igniting dynamite.
3. S02E03Butt GenieMay 19, 2011—Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz passes away, but not before passing a magical teapot out his poop hole.
4. S02E04Lord Tourette's SyndromeJune 2, 2011—Having lost his prized possession, Lord Tourettes enlists Red and Blue to help put the hat back on his head, and the potty back in his mouth
5. S02E05Fang AngelsJune 16, 2011—Blue is placed under house arrest by the Fang Angels, while Red plots a heroic escape.
6. S02E06Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada ArmadaJune 30, 2011—Red and Blue make dat ass kraken in a high seas showdown with Pink's bountiful treasures.
7. S02E07Y U So Meme?July 14, 2011—Aww Yea! Full of rage, Red tracks down TROLLz0r, a Flame War gamer who is forever kicking his ass.
8. S02E08Sex Marks the SpotJuly 28, 2011—Red pulls a map from the magical Porcelain Throne, as he and Blue become the Raiders of the Lost Fart.
9. S02E09We're Cops!August 11, 2011—After taking Blue on a joy ride, Red tells the Five-0 to lick his donuts and suck his penal code.
10. S02E10Bath RhymesAugust 25, 2011—Alright partyrockers, keep your pants on... the Official Music Video for "Bath Rhymes" is finally here! Like it, love it, marry it, grow old

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01Adventures of Batman & The BloserSeptember 22, 2011—Red and Blue (as Batman and Bloser) must stop Earl Grey from teabagging the world and turning it into black and white (just like his native
2. S03E02Real Dudes Bros Night ManOctober 6, 2011—On poker night, Red, Blue and the gang all prove that manliness isn't measured in inches, but in epic tales of man-might and cocksmanship.
3. S03E03Terminate-HerOctober 20, 2011—Watch this episode if you want to live! At a Halloween party, Red dresses up as a T-800, while Blue meets a girl who wants to 69.
4. S03E04Modern Flame War 3November 3, 2011—After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.
5. S03E05Planet AssholeNovember 17, 2011—After Red burns his black hole with a scorching burrito, he and Blue offer hungry aliens painful advice on pregnancy, relaxation and face wa
6. S03E06ZeusbagDecember 1, 2011—Red and Blue accept Zeus' challenge, hoping to become Greek gods like Uranus, Nympho and Phallus.
7. S03E07Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-BrewDecember 15, 2011—Holy smokes! It's a rip-roarin' Red Drunk Redemption! After a tipsy night of guzzling the devil's water, Red railroads Blue into a High Plai
8. S03E08Brain SwitchDecember 29, 2011—The only thing worse than Red's brain in Red's body is Red's brain in Blue's body. Well, for Blue at least. When the pair accidentally swaps
9. S03E09Pleasure CruiseJanuary 12, 2012—Cruisin' and boozin' on the open ocean, Red and Blue must act fast before someone drops a bomb on the poop deck.
10. S03E10Kung Fu WinnersJanuary 26, 2012—When ninja a-holes steal Blue's girlfriend, Red's called in to defuse the situation -- WITH MOTHERF***ING JUMP KICKS.

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01Losing StreakersApril 5, 2012—A gambling roadtrip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffoonery.
2. S04E02Pussy MagnetApril 19, 2012—To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again.
3. S04E03Taco TuesdayMay 3, 2012—After being caught trying to dine and dash at an Italian restaurant, Red and Blue are-a forced-a to-a deliver-a pizza-a to some hungry drunk
4. S04E04Ocho MuerteMay 17, 2012—Blue's about to get laid. Then Red appears and shows off his "Ocho Muerte." Let's just say it's big, slimy, and rhymes with "octopus."
5. S04E05First Day of CoolMay 31, 2012—Witness the birth of Red and Blue's friendship, and the death of everyone else.
6. S04E06The Red DevilJune 14, 2012—Red and Blue become accidental banditos in the mysterious land of tacos and burritos known as "Mexico."
7. S04E07Freshman 15June 28, 2012—Red attempts the impossible "Freshman 15" challenge of boning 15 freshman chicks in one night. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
8. S04E08Ballad of Lord TourettesJuly 5, 2012—A day in the life of Lord Tourettes is a scary FUCKING thing! Swear-along as he sings all about it.
9. S04E09The Fart Knight RisesJuly 12, 2012—Batman and the Bloser are hired to protect the Olympics... right at Tea Time. Cheery-uh-oh. Featuring a cameo by Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell a
10. S04E10Robot FrogAugust 1, 2012—Blue might be getting dumped. He's about to have a bad day. Red won't stop singing. Blue's problems are only beginning.

Season 4 ranked & reviewed

1. S05E01GTA Pacific GrimAugust 27, 2013—Red and Blue play the new videogame, GTA: Pacific Grim, unaware that the characters they're controlling might just be real...
2. S05E02Hardcore ChoreSeptember 3, 2013—Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores. His method for doing so involves a lot of guns..
3. S05E03SnowjobSeptember 10, 2013—A freak snowstorm causes a power outage and freezes Red into a life-size snowman. Blue and Pink must thaw him out, and to make matters worse
4. S05E04Dick Figures: The Movie: The SongApril 3, 2014—The music video for the ending credits theme of Dick Figures: The Movie.
5. S05E05The Red PlanetApril 17, 2014—Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They crash-land on Mars and m
6. S05E06A Hobbit of ThronesMay 1, 2014—A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better, whilst high on drugs.
7. S05E07Das VidiamondMay 15, 2014—The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob, who threaten to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidia
8. S05E08Trash GodMay 29, 2014—While trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size, where Red becomes a "Trash God".
9. S05E09Chick FiguresJune 12, 2014—Dick Figures from a female perspective. Lavender and Scarlett head to Salmon's party, with both intent on making love.
10. S05E10Happy BirthdumpJune 26, 2014—Red and Blue suffer food poisoning from a Mexican restaurant. After Blue's car is stolen, they must make their long journey home to the toil
11. S05E11Figured OutMarch 26, 2014—An episode looking into the future lives of Red and Blue after the events of Dick Figures: The Movie.

Season 5 ranked & reviewed