Desperate Housewives

1. S01E01PilotOctober 3, 2004 8.5One day in the suburb of Wisteria Lane, residents are shaken up by the sudden suicide of Mary Alice Young. At her wake, her four close frien
2. S01E02Ah, But UnderneathOctober 10, 2004 9.4The ladies contemplate telling Mary Alice's husband Paul about the blackmail note, while he retrieves a mysterious toy chest from underneath
3. S01E03Season's bestPretty Little PictureOctober 17, 2004 9.7At Susan's urging, the ladies decide to throw a dinner party in Mary Alice's honor. A little girl catches Gabrielle kissing John and blackma
4. S01E04Who's That Woman?October 24, 2004 9.4Lynette denies that her twins have attention deficit disorder, but proposes a solution by asking for them to be separated. The housewives li
5. S01E05Come in, StrangerOctober 31, 2004 9.4A break-in at Wisteria Lane causes distress among the neighbors. Susan is asked out on a date by a police officer, which she accepts after M
6. S01E06Running to Stand StillNovember 7, 2004 9.3The housewives discuss the sudden disappearance of Zach, who is later revealed to have been checked into a juvenile rehabilitation facility
7. S01E07Anything You Can DoNovember 21, 2004 9.3Susan tells the other housewives about the name "Dana". Juanita discovers that Gabrielle is seeing John and becomes more determined to catch
8. S01E08GuiltyNovember 28, 2004 9.3Bree discovers that Andrew's drunk driving has put Juanita in a coma, and she and Rex try to save him from prosecution by covering up the cr
9. S01E09Suspicious MindsDecember 12, 2004 9.3Gabrielle decides to hold a charity fashion show on the street. While looking for dresses, the women discuss the sudden disappearance of Mar
10. S01E10Come Back to MeDecember 19, 2004 9.3Maisy Gibbons returns, and her secret life of being the neighborhood prostitute intersects with Bree's, when she finds out Rex has been seei
11. S01E11Move OnJanuary 9, 2005 9.3Edie organizes a neighborhood search for Martha Huber, while her sinister sister Felicia Tillman comes to Wisteria Lane to investigate her d
12. S01E12Every Day a Little DeathJanuary 16, 2005 9.3The residents of Wisteria Lane finally discover Martha Huber's body. After finding out that she left behind a journal, Susan confesses to Ed
13. S01E13Your FaultJanuary 23, 2005 9.3When Lynette's father-in-law Rodney Scavo visits, she learns that he has been cheating on his wife and that Tom has known about it. Susan di
14. S01E14Love Is in the AirFebruary 13, 2005 9.3Susan looks forward to a romantic Valentine's Day with Mike. Mike, however, gets himself shot while breaking into a house searching for answ
15. S01E15ImpossibleFebruary 20, 2005 9.3Mike is arrested for the murder of Martha Huber. Susan bails him out by telling the police that they were together on the night of the murde
16. S01E16The Ladies Who LunchMarch 27, 2005 9.3When Maisy Gibbons is arrested for solicitation, Bree attempts to bribe her to remove Rex's name from her book of clients, before it goes pu
17. S01E17There Won't Be TrumpetsApril 3, 2005 9.3Juanita Solis finally awakens from her coma, but dies after falling down the stairs before she could reveal Gabrielle's affair with John to
18. S01E18Children Will ListenApril 10, 2005 9.3Susan's eccentric mother, Sophie Bremmer, pays an unexpected visit after she and her boyfriend, Morty, break up. The police find the toy che
19. S01E19Live Alone and Like ItApril 17, 2005 9.3Lynette befriends her cranky old neighbor Mrs. McCluskey, after saving her from a collapse. However, she starts to regret it when Mrs. McClu
20. S01E20Fear No MoreMay 1, 2005 8.9Gabrielle plans a "farewell party" for Carlos, who is about to serve his eight-month jail sentence, but she later retaliates in rage after d
21. S01E21Sunday in the Park with GeorgeMay 8, 2005 9.3Edie spies on Bree having dinner with George and confronts her about it, making her feel guilty about being intimate with him. Rex's health
22. S01E22Goodbye for NowMay 15, 2005 9.3Edie is annoyed when Susan and Mike move in together, and tries to intervene via the other wives. Lynette tries to keep Tom's ex-girlfriend
23. S01E23One Wonderful DayMay 22, 2005 9.3

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01NextSeptember 25, 2005 9.2Lynette goes back to work; Gabrielle struggles with her pregnancy and Carlos in jail; Bree deals with Rex's death; Susan learns more about M
2. S02E02You Could Drive a Person CrazyOctober 2, 2005 9.2Susan seethes when she finds out about Edie and Karl; Lynette begins her new job and Tom begins his, as a househusband; Carlos has a favor t
3. S02E03You'll Never Get Away From MeOctober 9, 2005 9.2Bree's mother-in-law, Phyllis, gets her in trouble with the law; Susan tries to accept Edie's new role in Julie's life; Lynette's boss-from-
4. S02E04My Heart Belongs to DaddyOctober 16, 2005 9.2Gabrielle visits Carlos in prison and fireworks ensue; Lynette learns that Parker has an imaginary friend; and Susan helps Mike search for Z
5. S02E05They Asked Me Why I Believe In YouOctober 23, 2005 9.2Susan's book agent, Lonny, is in a financial bind; Gaby hires a big-time lawyer to defend Carlos; Lynette must go bar hopping with Nina, who
6. S02E06I Wish I Could Forget YouNovember 6, 2005 9.2While Gaby tries to spring Carlos from jail, Michael and Susan face a crisis in their relationship, and Susan's mother returns, as does Paul
7. S02E07Season's bestColor and LightNovember 13, 2005 9.3Tom and Lynette learn more about their new neighbors; Gaby reminisces with old friends; Bree has a big question to answer; and Betty suffers
8. S02E08The Sun Won't SetNovember 20, 2005 9.3As Sophie and Morty tie the knot, Susan learns a secret about her father. Meanwhile, there are developments in the Gaby-Carlos and Bree-Geor
9. S02E09That's Good, That's BadNovember 27, 2005 9.3George stalks Bree; Susan tries to begin a relationship with her father; Carlos is paroled and returns a new man---so new that Gabrielle bar
10. S02E10Coming HomeDecember 4, 2005 9.3New VP Lynette wants a day-care center at her ad agency, Gaby fights with Sister Mary Bernard over Carlos's humanitarian mission to Africa,
11. S02E11One More KissJanuary 8, 2006 9.2Lynette catches Gabrielle kissing Tom; Mike tries to bond with Zach, which threatens Paul; Andrew attempts to blackmail Bree; and Wisteria L
12. S02E12We're Gonna Be All RightJanuary 15, 2006 9.2Bree is arrested; Susan meets Dr. Right; old photos of Gaby turn up on the Internet; Noah Taylor finally contacts Mike Delfino; and the Scav
13. S02E13There's Something About a WarJanuary 22, 2006 9.2Dr. Ron tells Susan that she needs surgery, but she's reluctant to have him operate on her; Bree and Betty learn that they have more in comm
14. S02E14Silly PeopleFebruary 12, 2006 9.3Tom tries to bond with his new boss; Karl makes Susan an offer she can't refuse; Bree plays sleuth at Betty's house; and Gabrielle puts her
15. S02E15Thank You So MuchFebruary 19, 2006 9.3Gaby's mom shows up, and Carlos learns more about why this mother-daughter relationship is so messed up. Meanwhile, Karl has a question to p
16. S02E16There Is No Other WayMarch 12, 2006 9.2Carlos and Gaby have a problem with their adoption; Susan finally goes under the knife; Paul Young turns up again in Noah Taylor's life; Tom
17. S02E17Could I Leave You?March 26, 2006 9.2Dr. Ron finds out about Susan's remarriage, and she asks him to meet Karl; Gaby and Carlos look for a baby to adopt; Bree takes a step to de
18. S02E18Everybody Says Don'tApril 2, 2006 9.2Lynette must give a court deposition about Bree's drinking; Gaby and Carlos take their adoption process into their own hands; and Karl and E
19. S02E19Don't Look at MeApril 16, 2006 9.2Carlos and Gaby get temporary custody of baby Lily; Bree's father and stepmother come to town to mediate her dispute with Andrew; and Susan
20. S02E20It Wasn't Meant to HappenApril 30, 2006 9.2Karl breaks up with Edie, who doesn't know that Susan is the "other woman"; Lynette tries to help Ed with his sex life; Bree discovers that
21. S02E21I Know Things NowMay 7, 2006 9.2Tom gets fired; Bree and Andrew arrive at an impasse; Edie's PI gets the goods on Susan and Karl; Betty underestimates Matthew; and Gaby and
22. S02E22No One Is AloneMay 14, 2006 9.2As Felicia Tilman continues her campaign against Paul Young, Lynette receives disturbing news, Bree reaches the end of her tether and Susan
23. S02E23Remember (1)May 21, 2006 9.2In Part 1 of two, Susan moves into a trailer while Betty's attempt to move away from Wisteria Lane unobtrusively fails miserably; Lynette le
24. S02E24Remember (2)May 21, 2006 9.2Conclusion. Susan plans to propose to Mike, who visits Orson to get a chipped tooth fixed; Bree strains under the sanitarium's restraints; G

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01Season's bestListen to the Rain on the RoofSeptember 24, 2006 9.2Mike is still in a coma after being run over by Orson---who proposes to Bree. Meanwhile, Susan, who has been lovingly caring for Mike, meets
2. S03E02It Takes TwoOctober 1, 2006 9.2Bree and Orson wed; Susan and Ian go on a date; Edie has an unexpected visitor; and Xiao-Mei makes a delivery.
3. S03E03A Weekend In the CountryOctober 8, 2006 9.2As Bree's honeymoon ends (with the reappearance of Andrew), Gaby encounters a new John Rowland, and Susan and Ian spend a weekend in the cou
4. S03E04Like It WasOctober 15, 2006 9.2Edie moves in on the suddenly sentient Mike while Ian and Susan are off on a romantic getaway; and Lynette goes to bat for her son Parker, w
5. S03E05Nice She Ain'tOctober 22, 2006 9.2Carlos and Gaby's divorce gets downright nasty, as does Susan's battle with Edie over Mike; Bree must deal with Danielle's affair with her h
6. S03E06Sweetheart, I Have to ConfessOctober 29, 2006 9.2Carolyn Bigsby confronts Bree with Orson's hidden past while Carolyn's husband, Harvey, confides in Orson about his own; Susan professes her
7. S03E07BangNovember 5, 2006 9.2A hostage crisis at a Fairview supermarket leads to tragedy.
8. S03E08Children and ArtNovember 12, 2006 9.2Bree meets Orson's mother, although Orson doesn't like it. Meanwhile, Gaby decides to get back into modeling; Susan refuses to allow Julie t
9. S03E09Beautiful GirlsNovember 19, 2006 9.2Lynette is growing more concerned about her mysterious new neighbor; Susan and Ian take their relationship up a notch, but his butler is not
10. S03E10The Miracle SongNovember 26, 2006 9.2The residents of Wisteria Lane have a holiday block party; Gaby has a new love interest; and Susan's relationship with Ian kicks up a notch.
11. S03E11No Fits, No Fights, No FeudsJanuary 7, 2007 9.2Gaby accuses Carlos of trying to sabotage her new relationship with Bill; Tom and Lynette try to make Kayla feel like she's part of the fami
12. S03E12Not While I'm AroundJanuary 14, 2007 9.2Gabrielle's secret admirer is revealed; Tom's pizzeria faces an uncertain future; and Wisteria Lane gets a new resident.
13. S03E13Come Play Wiz MeJanuary 21, 2007 9.2Lynette and Tom face challenges as Pizzeria Scavo prepares for its grand opening, and Gaby can't avoid her not-so-secret admirer, Zach. Mean
14. S03E14I Remember ThatFebruary 11, 2007 9.2Orson opens up to Bree about his past, while Mike begins to remember his; Lynette and Tom's business relationship takes a turn for the worse
15. S03E15The Little Things You Do TogetherFebruary 18, 2007 9.2Amid a medical emergency and marriage proposals, Pizzeria Scavo opens for business.
16. S03E16My Husband, the PigMarch 4, 2007 9.2Edie gets an unexpected visit from her 8-year-old son; Gaby meets a very rich guy, but they don't exactly hit it off; Danielle's unexpected
17. S03E17Dress BigApril 8, 2007 9.2Susan discovers a secret about her future in-laws while Mike regains more of his memories of Susan; the Scavos squabble over restaurant unif
18. S03E18LiaisonsApril 15, 2007 9.2Once again, Mike comes between Susan and Ian; the Gaby-Victor sparring match goes into the next round; and Edie's budding relationship with
19. S03E19God, That's GoodApril 22, 2007 9.2Susan calls off her wedding and realizes she must choose between Ian and Mike; Gaby decides it's time to stand by her man; and a blackout sh
20. S03E20GossipApril 29, 2007 9.2Gaby, annoyed that Carlos is dating Edie, does something about it; Kayla tells Tom she saw Lynette flirting with Rick; Wisteria Lane is full
21. S03E21Into the WoodsMay 6, 2007 9.2Susan gets lost in the woods while looking for Mike; Gaby goes to jail; and Lynette realizes she loves another man.
22. S03E22What Would We Do Without You?May 13, 2007 9.2While Wisteria Lane is abuzz with Gaby's wedding plans, Susan pops the question to Mike. Meanwhile, Edie schemes to get Carlos to move in wi
23. S03E23Getting Married TodayMay 20, 2007 9.2Bree and Orson return to Wisteria Lane for Gaby and Victor's fairy-tale wedding as Susan makes plans for her nuptials. Meanwhile, Lynette's

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01Now You KnowSeptember 30, 2007 8.9Former Wisteria Lane resident Katherine Mayfair moves back onto the cul-de-sac with her new husband, Adam, a gynecologist who treats Susan,
2. S04E02Smiles of a Summer NightOctober 7, 2007 8.9Lynette kicks Tom out of her chemotherapy sessions, Susan is mistaken for a stripper, and Bree attempts to steal a prize-winning recipe.
3. S04E03The GameOctober 14, 2007 8.9Bree gossips about what she overheard in the Mayfair house and reluctantly recommends a gynecologist to Susan; Stella makes brownies to help
4. S04E04If There's Anything I Can't StandOctober 21, 2007 8.3Edie receives unexpected news at the gynecologist's office; an unexpected visitor discovers that Bree's pregnancy is a hoax; and Wisteria La
5. S04E05Art Isn't EasyOctober 28, 2007 8.9Bob and Lee's front-yard water sculpture prompts the Wisteria Lane neighborhood association into action; Edie finds out about Carlos' affair
6. S04E06Now I Know, Don't Be ScaredNovember 4, 2007 8.3Edie's biggest fear is realized when Carlos walks out on her; Susan finds Mike's father, who was thought to be dead; and a delivery at a Hal
7. S04E07You Can't Judge a Book by Its CoverNovember 11, 2007 8.3Victor confronts Gaby about her affair with Carlos; Bree tells Susan that she thinks Mike is a drug addict; the arrival of Benjamin Tyson Ho
8. S04E08A Distant PastNovember 25, 2007 8.3A mysterious stalker from Adam's past shows up on Wisteria Lane; Danielle's baby puts stress on Bree and Orson's marriage; Lynette has a reu
9. S04E09Season's bestSomething's ComingDecember 2, 2007 9.4A tornado strikes Wisteria Lane, forcing residents into basements, cellars and safe rooms, and destroying homes and lives. Meanwhile, Kather
10. S04E10Welcome to KanagawaJanuary 6, 2008 8.5Following the tornado, Wisteria Lane residents begin to rebuild their lives, but with Mrs. McCluskey's house completely destroyed, Lynette f
11. S04E11SundayApril 13, 2008 8.0Katherine can't keep some of her secrets from the women of Wisteria Lane; a surprise wedding ceremony has its share of secrets; Susan's hunk
12. S04E12In Buddy's EyesApril 20, 2008 8.3Gaby struggles with the reality of Carlos' blindness; someone from Lynette's past shows up at the pizzeria; Bree and Katherine decide to joi
13. S04E13Hello, Little GirlApril 27, 2008 8.8Bree and Katherine decide to start a business together; Lynette tries to deny her feelings for another man; Mike learns the truth about his
14. S04E14Opening DoorsMay 4, 2008 8.3Lynette finds out who was responsible for setting the fire at Rick's restaurant; Susan reconnects with ex-husband Karl; Bree gives Orson an
15. S04E15Mother SaidMay 11, 2008 8.3Susan's mother-in-law visits; Carlos and Gaby learn that their tenant is hiding a dark secret; war breaks out between Edie and Bree.
16. S04E16The Gun SongMay 18, 2008 9.0In Part 1 of the two-part fourth-season finale, Kayla accuses Lynette of child abuse; Susan and Mike have a disagreement about their newborn
17. S04E17FreeMay 18, 2008 8.8In the conclusion of the fourth-season finale, Katherine's secrets are revealed. But first, she begs off catering Bob and Lee's commitment c

Season 4 ranked & reviewed

1. S05E01You're Gonna Love TomorrowSeptember 28, 2008 9.1It's five years later as the fifth-season opens, and Susan is trying to hide her relationship with a new man. Meanwhile, Gaby questions her
2. S05E02We're So Happy You're So HappyOctober 5, 2008 8.7Gaby tries to salvage what's left of her social stature; Lynette discovers Porter's softer side; the men in Susan's life meet; Bree must jug
3. S05E03Kids Ain't Like Everybody ElseOctober 12, 2008 8.2Danielle Van De Kamp is met with criticism when she returns to Wisteria Lane; Gaby and Susan get in a catfight following an altercation betw
4. S05E04Back in BusinessOctober 19, 2008 8.2Bree's success evokes jealousy on Wisteria Lane; Lynette, who misses using her business expertise, offers Bree unsolicited marketing advice;
5. S05E05Mirror, MirrorOctober 26, 2008 8.4Dave persuades Susan to throw a 70th-birthday party for Mrs. McCluskey, but his motives aren't entirely altruistic and Mrs. McCluskey isn't
6. S05E06Season's bestThere's Always a WomanNovember 2, 2008 9.6Lynette suspects that Tom is having an affair; Susan tries to surprise Jackson; Mrs. McCluskey enlists her sister (Lily Tomlin) to dig up di
7. S05E07What More Do I Need?November 9, 2008 8.7Lynette and Tom learn an unsettling truth about Porter; Gaby suspects that Carlos' top client has ulterior motives; Mrs. McCluskey's sister
8. S05E08City on FireNovember 16, 2008 9.1A fire erupts at the club where the garage band is playing; Julie Mayer returns with a surprise; Lynette learns about Porter and Anne Schill
9. S05E09Me and My TownNovember 30, 2008 8.7The road to recovery begins in the deadly fire's wake. Gaby and Carlos' injuries lead to a fortunate discovery, but others aren't so lucky:
10. S05E10A Vision's Just a VisionDecember 7, 2008 8.2Porter is arrested for starting the nightclub fire, and Lynette goes into full protection mode; Andrew and Alex let one cat out of a bag, an
11. S05E11Home Is the PlaceJanuary 4, 2009 8.9Bree clashes with Alex's mother for their sons' affections; Gaby urges Carlos to take a six-figure job, even though it means spending more t
12. S05E12Connect! Connect!January 11, 2009 8.2Susan and Edie accidentally lock themselves in a basement; Bree encounters someone who'll stand up to her; Gaby loses control of her girls a
13. S05E13The Best Thing That Could Have HappenedJanuary 18, 2009 9.6When neighborhood handyman Eli Scruggs dies, the housewives realize just how much he affected their lives. Gaby recalls how Eli helped her m
14. S05E14Mama Spent Money When She Had NoneFebruary 8, 2009 8.4Bree buys a new car while Lynette and Tom resolve to sell his Mustang for extra cash; Susan is determined to send MJ to a school she and Mik
15. S05E15In a World Where the Kings Are EmployersFebruary 15, 2009 8.2Susan starts a job to provide for MJ---and becomes both angry and jealous when Mike lets Katherine babysit him; Lynette wants Tom to sell th
16. S05E16Crime Doesn't PayMarch 8, 2009 8.2While helping Tom Scavo find a new job, Bree discovers something shocking about Orson; Carlos' adulterous boss uses Gaby as his cover; Edie
17. S05E17The Story of Lucy and JessieMarch 15, 2009 8.7A teacher gets the wrong idea when Susan tries to impress her; Gaby, for reasons of her own, wants Carlos to hire Lynette; Bree is determine
18. S05E18A Spark. To Pierce the Dark.March 22, 2009 8.8Bree decides to sell her business; Lucy makes Lynette work overtime while Carlos' equally long hours upset Gaby; Karl Mayer enrolls his son
19. S05E19Look Into Their Eyes and You See What They KnowApril 19, 2009 8.2The housewives reminisce about Edie: Susan recalls the first time they met; Lynette looks back on a night to remember; Gaby remembers a nigh
20. S05E20Rose's TurnApril 26, 2009 8.4Lynette and Orson are hiding something from Tom and Bree, respectively, but Katherine makes a confession to Mike, and Susan confides in Dave
21. S05E21BargainingMay 3, 2009 8.2Bree hires a good lawyer and behaves badly to do it; Jackson pops back into Susan's life and pops a question; Tom and Lynette bargain for se
22. S05E22Marry Me a LittleMay 10, 2009 8.0There's deception aplenty on Wisteria Lane: Bree keeps Orson in the dark; Susan and Jackson try to fool the authorities; Katherine won't lev
23. S05E23Everybody Says Don'tMay 17, 2009 8.2Gaby runs into a down-on-her-luck old acquaintance; Tom decides to go back to school (much to Lynette's dismay); Orson threatens Bree with b
24. S05E24If It's Only in Your HeadMay 17, 2009 8.4Orson takes a beating; Lynette adapts to Tom's decision to go back to school; Gaby's niece moves to Wisteria Lane; and Dave's "friendly" ges

Season 5 ranked & reviewed

1. S06E01Nice Is Different Than GoodSeptember 27, 2009 8.0Mike Delfino reveals his bride; Lynette faces another pregnancy; Bree struggles to free herself from both Orson and her inhibitions; Carlos'
2. S06E02Being AliveOctober 4, 2009 7.9The Bolens face suspicion on Wisteria Lane. Meanwhile, Lynette keeps a secret from Susan; Gaby gives her niece Ana tips on how to get a guy
3. S06E03Never Judge a Lady by Her LoverOctober 11, 2009 8.0Gaby runs into John Rowland; Bree considers a weekend tryst with Karl; Lynette and Tom tell their kids that she's pregnant again; and Susan
4. S06E04The God-Why-Don't-You-Love-Me BluesOctober 18, 2009 8.2Katherine is falling apart after losing Mike, and Bree comes to her aid; the attention that John Rowland is showing Ana is getting to Gaby;
5. S06E05Everybody Ought to Have a MaidOctober 25, 2009 7.9Susan and Katherine fight (literally) over Mike; Angie and Nick cover up the result of Danny's lapse in judgment; Gaby is determined to show
6. S06E06Don't Walk on the GrassNovember 1, 2009 7.9Bree drifts further away from Orson as she begins to fall for Karl; Katherine keeps trying to get Mike back as her conflict with Susan inten
7. S06E07Careful the Things You SayNovember 8, 2009 8.0Susan thinks that Katherine might be Julie's assailant, and Lynette has her own suspicions as to who did it. Meanwhile, Angie invites a relu
8. S06E08The Coffee CupNovember 15, 2009 8.2Susan discovers a Mike-Katherine connection that leads her to question her relationship with Mike; Gaby simply must get Juanita into Catholi
9. S06E09Would I Think of Suicide?November 29, 2009 8.1Angie decides to leave Wisteria Lane with her family; Bree's affair with Karl becomes harder to hide, causing Susan to clash with Bree; Lyne
10. S06E10Season's bestBoom CrunchDecember 6, 2009 8.5A plane crashes on Wisteria Lane, endangering lives. Meanwhile, Gaby and Lynette's friendship founders; Bree and Orson reach an agreement ab
11. S06E11If...January 3, 2010 7.9In the wake of the plane crash, the housewives play "What If...," reflecting on their life choices, and on how other choices might have led
12. S06E12You Gotta Get a GimmickJanuary 10, 2010 7.7Susan hits upon stripping as a way to dial up the heat for Mike; Bree learns how difficult it will be to undo the pain that she has caused O
13. S06E13How About a Friendly Shrink?January 17, 2010 7.9Katherine is seeing a psychiatrist, but Lynette won't see a couples' therapist. Meanwhile, Gaby and Susan are determined to find out if thei
14. S06E14The Glamorous LifeJanuary 31, 2010 7.4Gaby and Angie each think the other's a lousy mom; Susan befriends a stripper, then takes her under her wing; Lynette and Tom argue about th
15. S06E15LovelyFebruary 21, 2010 8.2Robin turns heads (and makes a friend in Katherine) when Susan invites her home. The ex-stripper gives seduction tips to Bree, who wants to
16. S06E16The ChaseFebruary 28, 2010 7.8When Celia catches chicken pox, Gaby (who never had it) must stay away from her, so she stays with Bob and Lee---and experiences the single
17. S06E17Chromolume #7March 14, 2010 7.9Gaby learns something about herself after running into onetime colleagues Heidi Klum and Paulina Porizkova while searching for Ana and Danny
18. S06E18My Two Young MenMarch 21, 2010 7.8Angie's former boyfriend Patrick shows up; Gaby and Susan wage war with their kids as proxies; Bree invites Sam to a family dinner; Lynette
19. S06E19We All Deserve to DieApril 18, 2010 7.9Lynette discovers something about Irina; Gaby offers to help Bob and Lee without considering potential consequences; Bree begins to question
20. S06E20EpiphanyApril 25, 2010 8.3Flashbacks focusing on the Fairview Strangler show him intruding on Gaby and Carlos during an intimate moment, and being offered a job and d
21. S06E21A Little Night MusicMay 2, 2010 7.9Angie comes face to face with Patrick after spending 18 years running away from him; Gaby and Susan plan a scheme against their husbands; Ly
22. S06E22The Ballad of BoothMay 9, 2010 8.1Lynette learns the truth about Eddie; Angie goes to Gaby for help when Patrick threatens Danny's life; Bree offers to pay Sam to walk away;
23. S06E23I Guess This Is GoodbyeMay 16, 2010 8.1Gaby endangers herself to help Angie, who must meet Patrick's demands to protect Danny; the fates of Lynette and her unborn child lie in Edd

Season 6 ranked & reviewed

1. S07E01Remember PaulSeptember 26, 2010 7.6Season 7 opens with Vanessa Williams joining the cast as Lynette's rich friend Renee Perry, who makes an unexpected visit. Paul Young (Mark
2. S07E02You Must Meet My WifeOctober 3, 2010 7.7Lynette thinks that Renee is spending too much time with Tom; Bree fires her handyman, Keith, after falling for him; Paul Young introduces h
3. S07E03Truly ContentOctober 10, 2010 7.5Susan discovers that her Internet work is being imitated; Gaby goes behind Carlos' back to hire a private investigator; Lynette isn't happy
4. S07E04The Thing That Counts is What's InsideOctober 17, 2010 7.6Susan goes public (against her will) for Va-Va Broom; Gaby tells her secret to the other housewives; Keith proves to be a bone of contention
5. S07E05Let Me Entertain YouOctober 24, 2010 7.8Susan upsets a Va-Va Broom client and Maxine notices; Renee and Gaby tell secrets about each other to the wrong people; Bree can't keep up w
6. S07E06Excited and ScaredOctober 31, 2010 7.5As Halloween nears, Susan tells Mike about Va-Va-Broom; Juanita becomes suspicious of her mother's interest in Grace; Lynette worries about
7. S07E07A Humiliating BusinessNovember 7, 2010 7.6Renee has a job offer for Lynette while Susan reluctantly accepts Lynette's offer to be Paige's nanny; Bree is reluctant to tell Keith that
8. S07E08Sorry GratefulNovember 14, 2010 7.4Thanksgiving on Wisteria Lane: Gaby and Carlos discover surprising things about the Sanchezes that could threaten their time with Grace, whi
9. S07E09Pleasant Little KingdomDecember 5, 2010 7.6Gaby desperately seeks a way to keep Grace in her life; Keith plans a special dinner with Bree; Tom's angry at Lynette for not telling the o
10. S07E10Season's bestDown The Block There's a RiotDecember 12, 2010 8.7Paul's nefarious plan for Wisteria Lane takes effect; Juanita discovers Gaby's secret; Bree invites Keith to move in with her; and Tom is co
11. S07E11AssassinsJanuary 2, 2011 7.8Susan's life hangs by a thread after being trampled during the Wisteria Lane riot. Meanwhile, Paul Young's fate is revealed; Keith moves in
12. S07E12Where Do I Belong?January 9, 2011 8.0Susan gets a shock when her mother (Lesley Ann Warren) and aunt (Valerie Harper) visit; Lynette seeks revenge after hearing of Tom's fling w
13. S07E13I'm Still HereJanuary 16, 2011 7.6Lynette tries to stop her mother (Polly Bergen) from marrying an odious man (Larry Hagman); Bree learns disquieting things about Keith from
14. S07E14FlashbackFebruary 13, 2011 7.6Lynette balks when her mother (Polly Bergen) asks her and the rest of the Scavos to pose for a family picture that includes her obnoxious ne
15. S07E15Farewell LetterFebruary 20, 2011 7.7Porter and Preston Scavo move out (but not too far); Gaby and Carlos visit her hometown and discover her impact on it; Keith wants Bree to m
16. S07E16SearchingMarch 6, 2011 7.7Susan learns that she needs a new kidney or she'll die, and Bree vows to get her one; Beth struggles to find her footing after Paul dumps he
17. S07E17Everything's Different, Nothing's ChangedApril 3, 2011 7.3Paul Young comes between Susan and her new kidney; Tom passes up a job opportunity out of loyalty to Carlos, infuriating Lynette; Bree's wor
18. S07E18Moments in the WoodsApril 17, 2011 7.8Susan begins gambling what little money she and Mike have; Bree tries to stop Andrew from admitting to Carlos that it was he who accidentall
19. S07E19The Lies Ill-ConcealedApril 24, 2011 7.4Gaby disobeys Carlos' order not to see Bree after he learns that it was Andrew who killed his mother; Susan dreams about Paul Young after re
20. S07E20I'll Swallow Poison on SundayMay 1, 2011 7.1Gaby, Juanita and Celia are staying with Bree, who must lay down the law to keep the girls from wrecking her house; Lynette clashes with Tom
21. S07E21Then I Really Got ScaredMay 8, 2011 7.7Paul's health is declining and he suspects that Susan is responsible for it; Lynette and Tom fight about their family vacation; Gaby lets Ju
22. S07E22And Lots of Security...May 15, 2011 8.0Season 7 finale (Part 1 of 2): Susan's accused of trying to murder Paul; Bree's attracted to Det. Chuck Vance, but suspects that he's gay; t
23. S07E23Come on Over for DinnerMay 15, 2011 8.3Season 7 finale (Conclusion): Wisteria Lane welcomes Susan back with a party that ends in murder. But first, a pistol-packin' Gaby stalks he

Season 7 ranked & reviewed

1. S08E01Secrets That I Never Want to KnowSeptember 25, 2011 8.1As Season 8 begins, Susan, Gaby, Bree, Lynette and Carlos get rid of the body of Gaby's evil stepfather after Carlos killed him to protect G
2. S08E02Making the ConnectionOctober 2, 2011 7.9Susan discovers a thrilling (if dangerous) way to ease her guilt over her role in the death of Gaby's evil stepfather; Gaby plans a sexy sur
3. S08E03Watch While I Revise the WorldOctober 9, 2011 7.8Mike suspects that Susan and Carlos are having an affair because of their shared guilt over the killing of Gaby's stepfather; Bree suspects
4. S08E04School of Hard KnocksOctober 16, 2011 7.7Gaby seeks to get even with the volunteer who banishes her to a faraway parking lot when she breaks school rules by dropping off Juanita in
5. S08E05The Art of Making ArtOctober 23, 2011 7.5Susan's art teacher, Andre (Miguel Ferrer) wants his students, Susan included, to disrobe in class; Bree's soup attracts the wrong type of c
6. S08E06Witch's LamentOctober 30, 2011 7.8Gaby, Bree and Lynette must dig up and move Alejandro's body after learning that Ben will be excavating on the very spot where Gaby's stepfa
7. S08E07Always in ControlNovember 6, 2011 8.0Bree discovers who dug up Gaby's stepfather and is shocked; Lynette lies to Penny about Tom's new girlfriend; Susan searches desperately for
8. S08E08Suspicion SongNovember 13, 2011 8.0Chuck begins to harass Bree as his suspicions about her role in Alejandro's disappearance grow; Andre wants Susan to show her paintings insp
9. S08E09Putting It TogetherDecember 4, 2011 8.0Chuck questions Gaby, Susan and Lynette individually about Alejandro's disappearance, and Bree becomes despondent when her friends blame her
10. S08E10What's to Discuss, Old Friend?January 8, 2012 7.9Abandoned by her fellow housewives, a desperate Bree prepares to kill herself. Meanwhile, Gaby suspects that Carlos may have been involved i
11. S08E11Who Can Say What's True?January 15, 2012 7.6Gaby asks Lynette to help her woo an important company to sign with Carlos' firm; Renee talks Bree into going to a pickup bar; Mike finds in
12. S08E12What's the Good of Being GoodJanuary 22, 2012 7.8Bree spins further out of control, fueled by alcohol and lust; Lynette goes on her first date since separating from Tom—with Renee's hairdre
13. S08E13Is This What You Call Love?February 12, 2012 7.8Susan is shocked to learn that Julie is pregnant; Lynette's first post-Tom sex doesn't end in fireworks; Juanita's upset when she doesn't ge
14. S08E14Get Out of My LifeFebruary 19, 2012 7.9Susan discovers who the father of Julie's baby is; Orson makes it his duty to nurse Bree back to health; Mrs. McCluskey throws Roy out of he
15. S08E15She Needs MeMarch 4, 2012 7.9Susan offers to help the father of Julie's baby raise the child; Bree agrees to go to Maine with Orson—perhaps for good; Karen pleads with G
16. S08E16You Take for GrantedMarch 11, 2012 8.3Susan talks Mike into going to the police when she discovers that Ben's loan shark is out to get him; Mrs. McCluskey, who's dying of cancer,
17. S08E17Women and DeathMarch 18, 2012 8.0On the day of a beloved Wisteria Lane resident's funeral, each of the housewives recalls the effect this person had on her life. Meanwhile,
18. S08E18Any MomentMarch 25, 2012 7.8Julie worries about Susan's parenting skills after noticing her mother's laxity with MJ; Gaby tries to land a high-paying job after Carlos q
19. S08E19With So Little to Be Sure OfApril 1, 2012 7.7Susan learns that Mike had been keeping a secret from her for years; Bree wants a high-powered lawyer when she becomes the prime suspect in
20. S08E20Lost My PowerApril 29, 2012 7.4Susan builds M.J. a car for the soapbox derby; a wealthy woman hires Gabrielle to become her personal shopper; Bree's attorney, Trip Weston,
21. S08E21The People Will HearMay 6, 2012 7.9Bree falls for her lawyer as her trial approaches; Lynette tries to stop Tom's transfer to India; Susan worries about Julie's assessment of
22. S08E22Season's bestGive Me the Blame (1)May 13, 2012 8.5Part 1 of 2: The flashback-filled series finale begins with Bree on trial for Alejandro's murder; Gaby busy at work—too busy to have time fo
23. S08E23Finishing the Hat (2)May 13, 2012 8.1The conclusion of the series finale.

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