Chilly Beach

1. S01E01Separation AnxietySeptember 3, 2003—A decades-old debate polarizes the town, and soon Chilly Beach is divided into two ""distinct societies"" based on hockey allegiances: With
2. S01E02Invasion of the Beer SnatchersSeptember 10, 2003—Aliens abduct Frank, and after the usual alien probing and prodding, has his brain put under their control. Dale is single-handedly forced
3. S01E03Pucked in the HeadSeptember 17, 2003—After being hit by a nasty slap shot Frank develops a bad case of amnesia and disappears to parts unknown. Frank is the only one who knows t
4. S01E04Love Potion UnderminedSeptember 24, 2003—In an effort to gain insight into the mating rituals of Canadians Abby decides to try a pheromone experiment. Her experiment however goes a
5. S01E05Shut Your Space HoleOctober 1, 2003—A giant black hole is threatening the planet Earth, and American space scientists need fresh ideas on how to combat it. Unfortunately, they
6. S01E06Power PrayOctober 15, 2003—When coach Jacques goes down with an injury, and can no longer coach the kids pee wee hockey team Dale fills in for a price. Dale soon find
7. S01E07Fever TaleOctober 22, 2003—Katherine is offered a promotion that will take her and Abby back to the United States, but Abby doesn't want to leave. So Abby feigns illne
8. S01E08Pity SlickersOctober 29, 2003—In an effort to shore up her fledgling attempts at saving the seals, April seeks the help of a famous celebrity to make her plea heard. How
9. S01E09Angus RexNovember 5, 2003—A fully intact dinosaur found frozen in the ice under Dale's house thaws out and goes on a rampage through Chilly Beach. Angus is the only o
10. S01E10The Chilly BeachcombersNovember 12, 2003—When Dale misses a never-before-seen episode of his favorite show, ""The Beachcombers"", he hears it will air on Icelandic TV later in the w
11. S01E11Lord of the RingettesNovember 19, 2003—Dale and Frank's hockey team plays April's team in a game of ringette.
12. S01E12The Beer HuntersNovember 26, 2003—Dale attempts to help Frank at the Beer Mart but somehow ends up sending the beer truck, with all of the supplies out into the wilderness.
13. S01E13Natural Born CurlersDecember 3, 2003—In an effort to find gainful employment, Angus helps Dale with the ice cleaning duties at the rink. With an almost religious obsession, Angu
14. S01E14Hollywood Far NorthDecember 10, 2003—Filming on location in Chilly Beach, the director of a mega-budget Hollywood spectacle decides to blow up the entire island, for dramatic ef
15. S01E15Secret SantaDecember 17, 2003—While trying to buy a gift for the begrudged annual Secret Santa ritual, Dale stumbles upon none other than Santa (played by Leslie Nielsen)
16. S01E16Country CookingMay 2, 2004—Dale and Frank travel to Ottawa to get support for a petition to allow street hockey on all streets in Canada, but they find out that Chilly
17. S01E17Go FigureJune 4, 2004—A traveling ice show makes its way to Chilly Beach. Leading it is Elvis Stojko. When they stop into Chilly Beach, no one likes it at all exc
18. S01E18Dale to the ChiefJune 8, 2004—The Air Force One makes a pit stop to refuel the plane on Chilly Beach. The President accidentally gets left behind and trys to figure out w
19. S01E19Polar OppositesJune 9, 2004—Chilly Beach becomes the dump site for Toronto's garbage, but with the new dump comes an evil polar bear.
20. S01E20Cold WarJune 14, 2004—When two Russian soldiers arrive in Chilly Beach from a drifting iceberg, it takes Dale and Frank shrewd negotiation skills to relieve tensi
21. S01E21The Song Remains So LameJune 17, 2004—When Dale and Frank restart their old high school garage band a music producer becomes interested in representing them. Unfortunately she is
22. S01E22My Big Fat Creep WeddingJune 21, 2004—Dale steps in as Abby's father at the three legged race at the Father/Daughter picnic. What he did not figure on is that the win might lead
23. S01E23Slush FundJune 23, 2004—Chilly Beach's tourist trade is dwindling, but Dale and Frank discover a new natural resource that can be exploited for cash.
24. S01E24Brother's DayJune 24, 2004—It's Dale's birthday and he thinks no one remembered. However he gets a surprise when his older more successful brother Dave comes to town.
25. S01E25Super ZeroesJuly 1, 2004—Dale and Frank discover that there perks in being "superheroes" but they soon find out that with great power comes great responsibility.
26. S01E26SlushbucklersJuly 2, 2004—After the antiques show comes to Chilly Beach Jacques discovers that he is a cursed ancestor of the pirate "Blackboard".

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01Aurora BeerealisOctober 5, 2004—After Dale messes with the northern lights, the whole town becomes hypnotized.
2. S02E02Bitter GroundsOctober 12, 2004—Jacques' old friend comes to Chilly Beach and opens up a coffee stand, trying to run him out of business.
3. S02E03Full Moon WienerOctober 19, 2004—Somebody in Chilly Beach (We're not telling who) is bitten by a wiener dog and changes into a cuddly and vicious ankle-biting monster.
4. S02E04PolargeistOctober 26, 2004—In the Halloween episode, Dale and Frank are in Dale's house putting up "wrapping paper" when they discover a haunted hockey locker room in
5. S02E05The Souse That RoaredNovember 2, 2004—When an object from space falls in Chilly Beach, everyone picks up what they want. Frank takes the plutonium that was in it. The USA thinks
6. S02E06Chilly Beach We Have A ProblemNovember 9, 2004—The US Government needs to get the media off his back because he was caught picking his nose. Katherine gives the government an idea to fake
7. S02E07The Nature Of WingsNovember 16, 2004—A rare bird has flew in to Chilly Beach and has nestled in the Hockey Rink. David Suzuki declares the the rink a Ecological Site, therefore
8. S02E08Training DazeNovember 23, 2004—Good news for Frank, his team the Toronto Ptarmigans are training at the rink in Chilly Beach. Unfortunately someone is tampering with the i
9. S02E09Winning FreakNovember 30, 2004—Dale gets hooked on energy bars and he enjoys the performance enhancing benefits until he starts to mutate.
10. S02E10Not Without My YetiDecember 7, 2004—Dale and Frank to the rescue after xenophobic Angus captures a Yeti and the Yeti's family comes looking for him.
11. S02E11Christmas Inc.December 21, 2004—When Frank is appointed as Santa's financial adviser he turns Santa's north pole operation into a capitalist money-grubbing operation.
12. S02E12SyruptitiousDecember 28, 2004—The boys are upset when maple syrup gets outlawed at Chilly Beach, until Mr. Biggs starts up an illegal maple syrup bar.
13. S02E13Canada Joy LandJanuary 4, 2005—When a Japanese businessman decides to build a new Canada themed amusement park he hires Dale and Frank as technical consultants.
14. S02E14Spiritual MattersJanuary 11, 2005—A visiting spiritual leader proclaims Dale as the "great guru". Things get weird until Canadian rocker Lawrence Gowan comes to the rescue.
15. S02E15Fortune KookyJanuary 18, 2005—An accidental electric jolt gives Jacques the power to see into the future.
16. S02E16Tower of BabbleJanuary 25, 2005—The popularity of cell phones in Chilly Beach causes the phone company to install a brand new cell phone tower, however the tower attracts k
17. S02E17Hard Time in Chilly BeachFebruary 1, 2005—Constable Al throws a bunch of raucous hockey fans into jail, but Frank figures that Team Canada will lose without the fans, so he springs t
18. S02E18You've Got MeatFebruary 8, 2005—In a crazy love triangle, Jacques is in love with the new female butcher, who is in love with Dale. Sparks fly as Jacques takes on his compe
19. S02E19Bearly VeganFebruary 15, 2005—The Bear decides to give up meat, and everything is going great until he goes through withdrawal.
20. S02E20Dr. DaleFebruary 22, 2005—When Chilly Beach gets a new TV station Dale stars in his own "Dr. Phil" style advice program.
21. S02E21Driving Mr. BiggsMarch 1, 2005—Mr. Biggs is running for election and he hires Dale to help him take on a fast talking competitor.
22. S02E22What's Yours is MinedMarch 8, 2005—Angus, Dale, Frank and the Bear are trapped in a mountain cabin with a cache of diamonds. Who will survive the ordeal? Who will get the diam
23. S02E23Employee of the BeerMarch 15, 2005—Frank gets to live his dreams when he gets a job in a brewery in Moose Jaw. Unfortunately, all is not as great as he thinks it will be.
24. S02E24LumberjackpaloozaMarch 22, 2005—Dale figures he can impress April with his skills in chainsaw tree carving.
25. S02E25Love Conquers AlMarch 29, 2005—When Constable Al meets the women of his dreams he is blinded by love, and oblivious to her criminal behavior.
26. S02E26Yank My DoodleJanuary 10, 2006—Dale adjusts to life in the fat lane after he's granted an honorary American citizenship.

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01Resident AliensOctober 6, 2007—
2. S03E02Dale Where's My Country?October 13, 2007—
3. S03E03How To Succeed in Government Without Really CaringOctober 27, 2007—
4. S03E04It's Not You, It's MeatDecember 1, 2007—
5. S03E05Coalition of the UnwillingDecember 8, 2007—
6. S03E0615 Minutes of LameDecember 22, 2007—
7. S03E07DislodgedDecember 29, 2007—
8. S03E08One Flew Over the Ptarmingan's NestJanuary 5, 2008—
9. S03E09General DiscontentJanuary 12, 2008—
10. S03E10Triplets of HellvilleFebruary 16, 2008—
11. S03E11Hole In NoneApril 12, 2008—
12. S03E12Draft Dodgers of 20.7th CenturyApril 26, 2008—
13. S03E13The Tooth Is Out ThereMay 3, 2008—
14. S03E14The World is Hot EnoughJanuary 2, 2008—Dale wonders why no one ever visits Chilly Beach, and realizes that it's due to the cold climate. Thus, Frank invents a super heater to warm
15. S03E15The Canadian PresidentOctober 18, 2008—Dale MacDonald - a not particularly bright ice technician from the northern resort village of Chilly Beach - is chosen to become the puppet

Season 3 ranked & reviewed