Childrens Hospital (2010–2016)

1. S01E01A Hospital Isn't a PlaceJuly 11, 2010—Cat breaks up with Glenn, and Lola fakes a brain tumor to dump Owen. Later, they "console" each other. Blake is a sad clown, and Owens ex-pa
2. S01E02Monkeys, That's What We AreJuly 18, 2010—The staff is sympathetic about Lolas fake brain tumor. Glenn is arrested for trying to give an infant breast implants. Briggs recalls Owens
3. S01E03Very Special EpisodeJuly 25, 2010—Blake recalls childhood traumas that made him who he is. A competing clown doctor arrives to threaten Blakes position. A visiting doctor exp
4. S01E04This Kid's Getting a VasectomyAugust 1, 2010—Cat's new love affair blossoms, provoking jealousy in Glenn. A visiting neurosurgeon, Dr. Max Von Sydow, offers to cure the Chief of her myr
5. S01E05Nut Cutters?August 8, 2010—Jealous Glenn gives Cats new boyfriend an unscheduled operation. Osama bin Laden is captured! Blake operates on Lolas non-existent brain tum

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01I See Her Face EverywhereAugust 22, 2010—The hospital gets a new administrator, Sy Mittleman, who everyone but the Chief despises. Cat struggles with the loss of Lola, her pregnancy
2. S02E02No One Can Replace HerAugust 29, 2010—Lola is back, but everyone thinks she is a ghost. Cat goes into labor just as Nicky slips away. Dr. Valerie Flame joins the staff.
3. S02E03I Am Not Afraid of Any GhostSeptember 5, 2010—Owen wants to have sex with Lola, but he thinks she is a ghost so he asks Dr. Flame to stop his heart to send him to the spirit world to fin
4. S02E04Give a Painted Brother a BreakSeptember 12, 2010—Blake's brother shows up at the hospital, and he needs something. Owen thinks something is suspicious about Rideworld.
5. S02E05Joke OverloadSeptember 19, 2010—The hospital accepts an emergency case of two adult men impaled by a pole, but they soon realize they cannot save both and must choose who l
6. S02E06The End of the MiddleSeptember 26, 2010—An episode of TV news magazine News Readers covering the filming of the final episode of Childrens Hospital, complete with behind the scenes
7. S02E07Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, FrankfurtersOctober 3, 2010—Owen organizes a team to save a boy with a knife sticking out of his chest; Glenn is warned to stop trying to cure cancer; a patient with te
8. S02E08Hot Enough for You?October 10, 2010—A power outage during a heat wave wreaks havoc at the hospital, causing staff members to lose their inhibitions. Big Pharma increases the pr
9. S02E09The Coffee Machine Paid for ItselfOctober 17, 2010—Budget problems force a dilemma for Sy, get rid of the coffeemaker which made him popular, or fire a doctor? Glenn faces a battle for Valeri
10. S02E10Show Me on MontanaOctober 24, 2010—"Take Your Daughter to Work" day at the hospital ignites a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester (Steve Agee), Chief's sexy
11. S02E11You Know No One Can Hear You, Right?October 31, 2010—The abortion debate is brought into relief by a visit from a prominent Senator (Ed Begley, Jr.); Owen must decide whether he can treat the 1
12. S02E12The Sultan's Finger: LiveNovember 7, 2010—In a special live episode, a visiting Sultan needs emergency surgery; Blake faces a crucial decision about his clown make-up; Glenn cuts off

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, RunJune 2, 2011—In the season premiere, when a kid trapped in quicksand comes into the ER on a Saturday, it's up to Sy to wrangle the team back together bec
2. S03E02Ward 8June 9, 2011—Det. Briggs risks his live by going undercover at the hospital; in the children's psych ward; Blake deals with an ex.
3. S03E03The Black DoctorJune 16, 2011—Blake is evicted from his apartment for being a clown; Dr. Brian returns to the hospital after a stint working for the drama "Black Hospital
4. S03E04Home Is Where the Hospital IsJune 23, 2011—Space is getting scarce in the communal apartment and someone needs to move out. Sy deals with his own undesirable living condition.
5. S03E05Nip/TugJune 30, 2011—The hospital gets a new staff member when a pediatric plastic surgeon is hired; Dr. Von Sydow deals with a problem in the maternity ward; Gl
6. S03E06The '70s EpisodeJuly 7, 2011—In a period piece set in the 1970s, Glenn comes home from Vietnam to join the staff while Lola fights against discrimination.
7. S03E07Father's DayJuly 14, 2011—The staff butt into Cat's life by searching for her father; a heart is needed for a patient and the hospital waits for a death row inmate to
8. S03E08Stryker Bites the DustJuly 21, 2011—After the untimely death of beloved Dr. Brock Striker (guest star ROB RIGGLE), Sy orders the staff to undergo counseling before they can pra
9. S03E09Children's Hospital: A Play in Three ActsJuly 28, 2011—Childrens Hospital presents a very special episode that will take you back to simpler times, when ladies wore dresses, men wore top hats and
10. S03E10Munch by ProxyAugust 4, 2011—Owen has been keeping his marriage a secret, but the cat may be out of the bag when his wife and child need medical treatment.
11. S03E11The Night ShiftAugust 11, 2011—The Childrens Hospital doctors are assigned to work the nightshift. European doctor Velam Geza joins the team to help show them the ropes. P
12. S03E12The Chet EpisodeAugust 18, 2011—We learn what it is like to be a paramedic during a regular day as we follow Chet around.
13. S03E13Party DownAugust 25, 2011—An adult Glenn finally gets his bar mitzvah while Owen undergoes delicate surgery.
14. S03E14NewsreadersSeptember 1, 2011—An episode of "Newsreaders" catches us up on the cast of Childrens Hospital.

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01The Boy with the Pancakes TattooAugust 10, 2012—The irreverent, satirical comedy CHILDRENS HOSPITAL returns for another season. In the season premiere, an airborne amnesia virus spreads pa
2. S04E02Staff DanceAugust 17, 2012—Owen is stunned when pop superstar Madonna (played by a Madonna impersonator named MADONNA) pays a visit.
3. S04E03Chief's OriginAugust 24, 2012—Chief tells the story of how she came to be crippled and annoying. The doctors are not interested.
4. S04E04Free DayAugust 31, 2012—The doctors don't have a care (or patient) in the world. Dr. Lola Spratt wears a black bikini.
5. S04E05Behind the ScenesSeptember 7, 2012—We see the actors true behavior when they think the camera is off.
6. S04E06The Return of the Young BillionaireSeptember 14, 2012—Owen's former partner helps him solve a mystery surrounding recent bizarre childrens' behavior.
7. S04E07British HospitalSeptember 21, 2012—In this epic adventure, a family struggles in an American landscape of empty cities, militias and freedom fighters, where every piece of tec
8. S04E08Ladies NightSeptember 28, 2012—The hospital's attempt to attract business turns into an opportunity for the male doctors.
9. S04E09A Kid Walks in to a HospitalOctober 5, 2012—Sy is a former super spy and his old partner wants him dead. There's a cool fight scene at the end.
10. S04E10A Year In the LifeOctober 19, 2012—We follow the staff of Childrens Hospital over a 12 month period.
11. S04E11Attention StaffOctober 26, 2012—The true story behind the voice of the Public Address system is discovered.
12. S04E12Childrens LawspitalNovember 2, 2012—Lola uses her law degree to defend Owen, who has been accused of slapping a child to death.
13. S04E13WisedocsNovember 9, 2012—Sy succumbs to pressure and allows a wounded Mafia kingpin to be admitted. Detective Briggs changes vocations. Chief has a day off.
14. S04E14EulogyNovember 16, 2012 4.0An episode of Newsreaders takes a look at the death of a cast member.

Season 4 ranked & reviewed

1. S05E01A New HopeJuly 26, 2013—Sy finds an alternate site for the staff while a termite infestation is removed from the hospital. Blake makes a surprising return.
2. S05E02TrianglesAugust 2, 2013—Nurse Dori takes her son into Osaka where he witnesses a murder and becomes a target of the killers. Luckily, Detective Briggs is in Japan o
3. S05E03C-WordAugust 9, 2013—Glenn's attempt to put on a show for the troops is curtailed by a plane crash. Owen volunteers to play the trumpet because he think he is in
4. S05E04Country WeekendAugust 16, 2013—Cat's wedding is interrupted by a murder, and Owen must solve the mystery.
5. S05E05Imaginary FriendsAugust 23, 2013—Owen reminisces about his imaginary friends to the amusement of the staff. Cat suddenly yearns for motherhood.
6. S05E06The Gang Gets SushiAugust 30, 2013—Lola is selected to go on a special mission and she must decide whether to leave her friends behind.
7. S05E07Old Fashioned DaySeptember 6, 2013—Sy has an idea for old fashioned day at the base but things get out of hand when a boy gets sick.
8. S05E08Spoiler Alert: Owen Gets a PermSeptember 13, 2013—Owen changes his hair style which upsets everyone and leads to retaliation to teach him a lesson. Glenn confesses the secret to his surgical
9. S05E09Wine TastingSeptember 20, 2013—A visit from a hospital critic coincides with Sy putting on a wine tasting event and Owen agreeing to cover for Glenn that leads to trouble
10. S05E10BlakenOctober 4, 2013—When Blake is kidnapped, no one will help except Owen, who interrupts his television show to help his fellow doctor.
11. S05E11A Lot of Brouhaha over ZilchOctober 11, 2013—Blake reveals multiple stories of drama at the army base, including Glenn and Cat's unrequited love for each other, and Derrick Childrens de
12. S05E12My Friend FalconOctober 18, 2013—Director David Wain's personal documentary about his lifelong friendship/rivalry with Childrens Hospital cast member Just Falcon.
13. S05E13Coming and GoingOctober 25, 2013 6.5Blake tries to find something that will make Glenn feel something. Cat wants to assist Valerie with her child birth. Lola agrees to help Owe

Season 5 ranked & reviewed

1. S06E01Five Years LaterMarch 21, 2015—Five years after last season'c climax, Owen has to re-integrate into normal life at the hospital after spending time in prison.
2. S06E02Codename: JenniferMarch 28, 2015—Lola summons the doctors to the White House to help with a natter of national security.
3. S06E03We Are Not Our DNA!April 3, 2015 6.0The staff receives surprising news after taking the hospital's mandatory DNA test.
4. S06E04Fan FictionApril 10, 2015 6.0An episode of Childrens Hospital written by a fan, focused on Nurse Beth.
5. S06E05With Great Power...April 17, 2015 6.0Lola discovers she has a superpower, her pout can make people do anything she wants them to until she meets her nemesis, a blind man. Meanwh
6. S06E06Season's bestJust Like Cyrano de BergeracApril 25, 2015 6.5Blake needs help on a date, so he recruits a "Cyrano de Bergerac".
7. S06E07Up at 5May 2, 2015 5.0The cast of Childrens Hospital appear on the Up at 5 television show to promote their upcoming movie.
8. S06E08Koontz is ComingMay 9, 2015—Sy works hard to impress a blogger in order to keep a famous author's donation.
9. S06E09Sperm Bank HeistMay 16, 2015—Valerie organizes a team to break into Sy's new and precious sperm bank in order to have a baby.
10. S06E10Nils Vildervaan, Professional InterventiomalistMay 23, 2015 5.0When Sy's new girlfriend causes problems for the staff, they stage an intervention for Sy.
11. S06E11Me, OwenMay 30, 2015 5.5Detective Briggs requests Owen's help to solve a murder, a case which looks back many years into their past.
12. S06E12The 27 ClubJune 6, 2015—When a newspaper calls Glenn a "rock star surgeon," he worries that he'll die on his upcoming 27th birthday, like so many of his fellow rock
13. S06E13Home Life of a DoctorJune 13, 2015—Glenn returns to the Lower East Side of Sao Paolo, Brazil for his family's weekly Shabbat dinner.
14. S06E14Kick MeJune 20, 2015—After years of injustice, Blake recognizes that the source of his life's pain is the other doctors and takes revenge.

Season 6 ranked & reviewed

1. S07E01Kids HospitalJanuary 22, 2016 6.0In the seventh season premiere, the doctors find new jobs at a crosstown hospital after being fired by Blake, who turns to a life of crime w
2. S07E02One Million SavedJanuary 29, 2016 6.0A rare disease appears at Childrens Hospital, and the team has to journey into the buried remains of the original Childrens Hospital with Va
3. S07E03Sy's TenureFebruary 5, 2016 6.0When Sy finally gets tenure, he decides to use its powers for the greatest good: building the world's first consumer jetpack. Elsewhere, Chi
4. S07E04Doctor BethFebruary 12, 2016 6.5Set four years ago, Nurse Beth's origins are uncovered as we explore the world of the Nurses' Quarters in the Childrens Hospital basement. B
5. S07E05The Show You WatchFebruary 19, 2016 4.0A look back at an episode of the popular 1950's variety show "The Show You Watch", known for its irascible host, hilarious skits, and elabor
6. S07E06DOYFebruary 26, 2016 6.0Blake, Lola and Glenn are excited to be attending this year's Doctor of the Year Convention (or DOY) in Vegas. Even though Blake has won six
7. S07E07Season's bestShow Me a HeroMarch 4, 2016 7.0Dr. Cat Black has a faith crisis and the resident spiritual leaders try to convert her. Also: Glenn becomes frustrated when he doesn't feel
8. S07E08By the ThroatMarch 11, 2016 6.5After discovering that Childrens Hospital is out of tongue depressors, Owen finds himself embroiled in a dangerous hospital-wide conspiracy
9. S07E09Childrens HorsepitalMarch 18, 2016 5.5A race horse is wanted by fearsome mob boss Mamma Fiorucci, so Chief hides the animal in the hospital, all while Lola's college barbershop q
10. S07E10Through the Eyes of a FalconMarch 25, 2016 4.5In a Behind the Scenes episode, actor Just Falcon (who plays Dr. Glenn Richie) invites the rest of the Childrens Hospital cast to his specia
11. S07E11Grandparents DayApril 1, 2016 6.0It's Bring Your Grandparents to Work Day at the hospital. The doctors struggle with their grandparents, whether they're overbearing, trying
12. S07E12Hump ColaApril 8, 2016 6.0Owen discovers that the fluid in Chief's hump tastes exactly like Coca Cola. Despite Chief's protests, Owen attempts to monetize her hump co
13. S07E13The GridApril 15, 2016 6.3When Glenn and Owen experience bizarre hallucinations and Lola fears she's being followed by an imaginary doctor, they think a gas leak in t

Season 7 ranked & reviewed