Carmilla

1. S01E01DisorientationAugust 19, 2014 7.0Laura Hollis, new college student at Silas University in picturesque Styria, Austria, is working on a journalism project documenting the wei
2. S01E02MissingAugust 19, 2014 7.0Since nobody saw anything at the party or even seems to care that Betty is missing, and after endless calls with officials from Silas Univer
3. S01E03Season's bestThe RoommateAugust 19, 2014 8.0As it turns out after 3 days, Betty is nowhere to be found on campus, and the girl who burst into Laura's room and introduced herself as Car
4. S01E04Freak OUTAugust 19, 2014 7.0Laura meets up with her floor don Lola Perry and Perry's friend S. LaFontaine to discuss the freaky blood that poured out of Carmilla's milk
5. S01E05PatternsAugust 19, 2014 8.0Laura is eager to interview the two girls that went missing before and then re-appeared and asks Perry to arrange a meeting. Enter Carmilla,
6. S01E06Why Bother?August 19, 2014 7.0Getting into a heavy argument with Carmilla about how rude she was to the two girls and about her efforts to shed light onto Betty's disappe
7. S01E07Town HallAugust 21, 2014 8.0Recounting the dramatic and fishy events from the dreaded Town Hall meeting, at which The Dean warned students to spread rumors about missin
8. S01E08Pitsa i ThanatoAugust 26, 2014 8.0Charming safety escorts Wilson Kirsch and Will Luce, two members of the Zeta Omega Mu fraternity, came to Laura's rescue and protection. Whi
9. S01E09Nancy DrewAugust 28, 2014 7.0Laura is very happy about her many new online followers and teams up with Danny to find similarities between the four girls and the circumst
10. S01E10The Real BettySeptember 2, 2014 7.0Irritated by Natalie's and Sarah-Jane's weird change in behavior, Laura facebook-stalks Betty and discovers that her missing roommate wasn't
11. S01E11A Visit From The DeanSeptember 4, 2014 7.0Behind closed door, Laura, Perry and LaFontaine secretly listen to The Dean repremanding Carmilla. Laura's initial schadenfreude vanishes wh
12. S01E12EvidenceSeptember 9, 2014 7.0Apparently, Laura has to step up her surveillance a notch because Carmilla suspiciously shows up in party photos with Sarah-Jane, Natalie an
13. S01E13I, SpySeptember 11, 2014 8.0When Laura mentions to Carmilla her continuing bad dreams, her roomy initially mocks her about it - until she shows some compassion and, in
14. S01E14Research TripSeptember 16, 2014 7.0Laura and LaFontaine decide to crash a Faculty Club meeting in order to present evidence to The Dean that Carmilla is evil. When they get th
15. S01E15My Roommate, The VampireSeptember 18, 2014 8.0LaFontaine's revelation came as a late surprise without warning to Laura, but suddenly the behavior of her roomy did make a lot of sense to
16. S01E16Best Laid PlansSeptember 23, 2014 7.0The "Scoobies" are still trying to figure out how to lure Carmilla into a trap with Laura as the bait, when Kirsch, Will, Sarah-Jane and Nat
17. S01E17It's A TrapSeptember 25, 2014 8.0The night of the party, Laura is hopeful that their plan will work and that they can capture Carmilla in the crowd - until she suddenly show
18. S01E18While You Weren't WatchingSeptember 30, 2014 7.0It didn't quite work as planned - nevertheless, Carmilla is bound to a chair, with tape on her mouth, not able to move and do any harm. Whic
19. S01E19Advanced Interrogation TechniquesOctober 2, 2014 8.0Laura, Danny, LaFontaine and Perry are still scratching their heads and try to figure out how to get more information out of Carmilla when P
20. S01E20Sock Puppets and European HistoryOctober 7, 2014 7.0Carmilla tells Laura her story of becoming and "living" as a vampire, with Laura suddenly deciding to pep it up by playing along with sock p
21. S01E21Strategic PlanningOctober 9, 2014 8.0In the light of what she revealed to Laura about her "life" and her "mother", The Dean, Laura and the gang go back and forth on what to do a
22. S01E22AfterbiteOctober 14, 2014 7.0A panicking Laura tries to talk herself down after being bitten by Carmilla, just seconds after Will ran off, just seconds after Carmilla pu
23. S01E23We Need To Talk About CarmillaOctober 16, 2014 7.0The next day, and after most likely failing her midterm lit test, Laura gets an explanation of how Carmilla's charm works - the bracelet cha
24. S01E24Breaking Up (With An Amazon) Is Hard To DoOctober 21, 2014 7.0When Danny enters the room, she immediately gets into a fight with Carmilla to save and protect Laura - which doesn't end very well for her.
25. S01E25Basic ParasitologyOctober 23, 2014 7.0Giant Mushrooms! Apparently, something went definitely wrong in a lab on campus, and in the aftermath of all that crazyness, Laura, LaFontai
26. S01E26The Standard IssueOctober 28, 2014 8.0Freaked out about all the crazyness and wanting to get some normalcy, Perry gets into an argument with LaFontaine and leaves the room. At ni
27. S01E27Required ReadingOctober 30, 2014 7.0Laura, LaFontaine and Carmilla return from the library with an old Sumerian book and a new very old friend, J-P Armitage, a junior records c
28. S01E28Blame Enough For AllNovember 4, 2014 8.0Perry is devastated and blames herself for LaFontaine taken hostage by some evil vampire minions. Carmilla reassures Laura that nothing that
29. S01E29PTSD & BrowniesNovember 6, 2014 7.0In the very early morning, Laura and Carmilla are woken up by Perry who devoured her time to cleaning and making brownies to calm herself do
30. S01E30Monsters, Lies & VideotapesNovember 11, 2014 8.0Despite LaFontaine remembering nothing, Laura, Carmilla and Perry try to piece together what might have happened and why? Unexpectedly, LaFo
31. S01E31Of Hearts And Holy Hand GrenadesNovember 13, 2014 8.0Laura tries to get an extension on her term paper by asking Danny - but that doesn't end very well. Meanwhile, Carmilla and J-P find out tha
32. S01E32Mommy DearestNovember 18, 2014 8.0Possessed by The Dean via an evil necklace, Carmilla's "mother" shows up embodied in Laura, striking to make a deal with her "daughter" abou
33. S01E33Pep RallyNovember 20, 2014 7.0Realizing that she's run out of options and not knowing about the deal between Carmilla and The Dean, Laura decides to appeal to the student
34. S01E34Do Not Go Into The LightNovember 25, 2014 8.0Laura's kind of emotional meltdown is stopped when she realizes that they could use LaFontaine's urge to join the party - a.k.a. the ritual
35. S01E35Heroic Vampire Bull****November 27, 2014 8.0Something very unexpected happened: Laura and the gang won! They won the battle against The Dean and the evil hungry light, saving the 3 mis
36. S01E36Life Goes OnDecember 2, 2014 8.0After the dust of the battle settled, Laura is recording for her journalism project one last time to talk about the aftermath, including the

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01Season's bestBrave New WorldJune 2, 2015 8.0Laura and her gang just returned to Silas University - turns out fleeing the scene of an epic battle isn't as easy as it sounds. After Carmi
2. S02E02The Voice of SilasJune 4, 2015 7.0Perry just had a horrific encounter that left her all covered in blood, which is now dropping on the ancient carpet: The student newspaper s
3. S02E03SNNJune 9, 2015 7.0To take some action against the chaos, Laura creates a news segment which informs the students on campus about what's going on, called the "
4. S02E04War & PiecesJune 11, 2015 7.0When the Zetas and the Summers have difficulties to agree on a truce, Kirsch suggests that Danny and himself could voluntarily represent bot
5. S02E05Something WickedJune 16, 2015 7.0With the help of Carmilla, Laura and LaFontaine try to decipher the wicked dream that Perry had while a threat was inscribed on her stomach
6. S02E06The Chair of the BoardJune 18, 2015 7.0Drum roll: Introducing, Matska Belmonde, the Chair of the Board, also the "daughter" of The Dean who comes for sweet revenge, also called Ma
7. S02E07Arrangements for LivingJune 23, 2015 7.0After learning from Mattie that they're living in The Dean's old apartment, Laura feels a bit icky and needs a few answers from Carmilla. An
8. S02E08Vanishing ActJune 25, 2015 7.0The sudden disappearance of the library causes J-P to malfunction due to having power issues, while the Summers and the Zetas start to prote
9. S02E09Cutting LossesJune 30, 2015 7.0After Mattie explained that the Board has to make big cuts, Laura and the gang find out that they also intent to sell off the demonic angler
10. S02E10Sister SpycraftJuly 2, 2015 7.0Reluctant, Carmilla decides to have a chat with her big "sis" about what she and the Board are up to. Meanwhile, Laura and her friends make
11. S02E11Adonis InterruptedJuly 7, 2015 8.0As it turns out, when Kirsch volunteered to help the Summers in their Adonis hunt, little did he know that they decided to make him the stag
12. S02E12Enter the LugenbaronJuly 9, 2015 7.0After a cosy evening with Carmilla, Laura plans to follow a new lead and meets with the inside source of the killed newspaper staff, who is
13. S02E13Emergency ProceduresJuly 15, 2015 7.0LaFontaine calms Perry down by explaining that they managed to transfer J-P into Will's body, the evil vampire bro that was stacked by Perry
14. S02E14Sous Les PavesJuly 16, 2015 7.0In what seems to be a last effort to save their freedom, Laura and Danny try to start a student protest - to no avail. Confident in her powe
15. S02E15No HeroicsJuly 21, 2015 8.0Carmilla isn't comfortable to represent the student's body on the Board of Governors, which would mean going against her "sister". She gets
16. S02E16Old HabitsJuly 23, 2015 7.0After her breakup with Carmilla, Laura notices that all of the terrible habits of her former roomy slash ex-girlfriend manifest again in the
17. S02E17The Great Debate PrepJuly 28, 2015 7.0To find a way to stop Mattie, J-P informs the gang that she could be removed if she's challenged by another Board member in conflict. Laura
18. S02E18Coup De GraceJuly 30, 2015 7.0Armed with the information that Perry dug up, Laura blackmails Mattie with incriminating files during the illustrious debate, resulting in h
19. S02E19Dividing LinesAugust 4, 2015 7.0Not only due to Carmilla continuing to act out, Baron von Vordenberg's agenda to hunt and kill all vampires on campus finds a lot of followe
20. S02E20Damage ControlAugust 6, 2015 7.0Struggling to help Carmilla and to find a middle ground in their relationship, Laura makes a deal with Mattie to hide her and her "sister" i
21. S02E21Prisoner's DilemmaAugust 11, 2015 7.0Laura and the gang manage to hide Mattie and Carmilla under the floorboards and avoid them being caught by Baron von Vordenberg's patrol, es
22. S02E22Compulsory ViolenceAugust 13, 2015 8.0The attack on Mattie results in an uproar: Mattie knocks out Perry, Laura manages to save her from being killed, which results in Laura almo
23. S02E23Wild KingdomAugust 18, 2015 7.0While classes have resumed, Laura and the gang have difficulties to adjust to the dangerous living conditions under the new rules of Baron v
24. S02E24Hunger GamesAugust 20, 2015 7.0LaFontaine reports that the Zetas started to remove the protesters from the crater in which the demonic anglerfish is stuck. To get more inf
25. S02E25Bluster and ConsequencesAugust 26, 2015 7.0After Danny is barely able to pull hungry vampire J-P off of LaFontaine's neck, Laura continues to interrogate Mattie about the possible evi
26. S02E26Concerned PartiesAugust 26, 2015 7.0Learning that Mattie and Carmilla are about to drink the blood of the evil demigod in the crater in order to gain the power to fight Baron v
27. S02E27Zones of FriendshipSeptember 1, 2015 8.0After their fruitless search, Kirsch and Danny have a heart to heart about their romance slash friendship. Accidentally, he reveals that the
28. S02E28Spilled BloodSeptember 3, 2015 8.0When Laura and Carmilla return from the crater, they find Mattie passed out in the apartment, with blood on her hands and around her mouth -
29. S02E29GodslayerSeptember 8, 2015 7.0Despite that he promised to Danny that he will leave it alone, Baron von Vordenberg reveals his ambition to kill the anglerfish god. Which l
30. S02E30Co-ExistenceSeptember 10, 2015 8.0Mattie dies in her sister's arms. Full of rage, Carmilla is eager to take immediate, cruel revenge, when Laura steps between them, revealing
31. S02E31Siege TacticsSeptember 15, 2015 7.0Reeling from Mattie's death, Carmilla's furious departure, Perry's sudden return to the apartment without any memory of what happened to her
32. S02E32Radio LetterSeptember 17, 2015 7.0From inside the apartment, Laura witnesses Carmilla's attempt to get to the crater and drink the demigod's blood. When LaFontaine points out
33. S02E33Just in CaseSeptember 22, 2015 7.0Out of ideas, Perry makes a final suggestion to destroy the Charter of Silas University that gives the Chair of the Board her or his power t
34. S02E34Last CallSeptember 24, 2015 8.0As the siege gets worse and Baron von Vordenberg gets closer, Laura tries one last time to ask for help and break through to Carmilla via he
35. S02E35Not AfraidSeptember 29, 2015 7.0After Laura and Danny were able to bring back a severely injured Kirsch to the apartment, Danny steps out again and seems to be victorious.
36. S02E36The Execution of Carmilla KarnsteinOctober 1, 2015 8.0Baron von Vordenberg literally holding a sword over her beloved ex-roomy's slash ex-girlfriend's shiny vampire neck, Laura has a choice she'

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01Blast From The PastOctober 22, 2015 7.0Trapped in the Library of Silas University, Laura and Carmilla find some old VHS tapes that contain footage from 2012, the year in which fre
2. S03E02A Bro's TaleOctober 22, 2015 7.0Ever the lazy investigator, Carmilla tries to pin the blame on either Perry or Mel. To distract from herself, Perry suggests to interview Ki
3. S03E03Lucy & EthelOctober 27, 2015 7.0Perry & Mel review the evidence so far and try to figure out why the girls on campus stopped having their periods, while Carmilla "enacts vi
4. S03E04No One ExpectsOctober 29, 2015 7.0In her best Harry Potter impression, Perry attempts a spell to find the magical culprit behind the "Redwing Migration", in order to reveal s
5. S03E05The Missing ... LinkNovember 3, 2015 7.0Carmilla interrogates all suspects once again, while Perry is convinced that the strange happenings on the campus are magic-related. Mel has
6. S03E06Season's bestSuspicious MindsNovember 5, 2015 8.0Discussing whether the Zetas may be responsible for the girls not having their periods, Carmilla, Perry and Mel agree that they make a convi
7. S03E07Lock-inNovember 10, 2015 7.0Backed into a corner, Mel lets it slip that she may have had ulterior motives to go to the party in regards to literally "meat up" the Zetas
8. S03E08Blood, Where Art Thou?November 12, 2015 7.0Mel reveals why she went to the swim team party, while Carmilla finds out that the "Redwing Migration" is connected to a larger mystical for
9. S03E09The Trouble With TinkerbellNovember 17, 2015 8.0Going over their findings again and hitting a magical book, the strange bedfellows may have found their culprit: the bloodthirsty, capriciou
10. S03E10Wishin' & Hopin'November 19, 2015 7.0The girls share the myriad of ways they might put the Fairy Queen back into the statue and stop her nefarious plans - when Perry finally rev
11. S03E11Clap If You Believe In…November 24, 2015 7.0With a magical batting average of zero point five, Perry attempts to call upon Tythia with a spell. Of course, the Fairy Queen tempts the gi
12. S03E12Nothing To See HereNovember 24, 2015 8.0Perry faces a choice: Rule the universe with Tythia to the detriment of everyone else, or trap her back into the statue. After witnessing th

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01I Know What You Didn't Do Last SummerSeptember 15, 2016 7.0Growing weary of the research frenzy following the discovery that Perry is now, apparently, possessed by The Dean, Laura turns to DIY librar
2. S04E02Bad BloodSeptember 15, 2016 7.0Our heroes deal with a slight change to their water supply, a sassy entity and a killer pair of eyewear.
3. S04E03CheckpointSeptember 15, 2016 7.0When The Dean says one thing and does another, LaFontaine and Carmilla research, rattle and roll their way to what might be ... a clue? Laur
4. S04E04Relative PositionsSeptember 15, 2016 7.0Under what could be a siege or just some very aggressive extra-library maneuvers, our heroes' only chance at survival seems to be to go in "
5. S04E05Raiders of the Lost HeartSeptember 15, 2016 7.0In which things are cleaned. Aggressively. And feelings are avoided. Aggressively. LaFontaine reminds Laura that she's been through a lot -
6. S04E06Best Laid PlansSeptember 15, 2016 7.0The Dean discusses consequences. Puzzles are had, and genius strikes from the mouth of the least enthused.
7. S04E07By The BookSeptember 15, 2016 7.0In which some much needed scientific evidence of the "Two Idiots in Love" phenomena is observed. Our heroes have houseguests.
8. S04E08All The RageSeptember 15, 2016 7.0Death isn't all it's cracked up to be, especially in the minioning career path. Our heroes have some trouble on their hands with Danny and T
9. S04E09Meet The ParentSeptember 15, 2016 7.0Meeting the parents always seems to happen at the most inopportune time. Laura would later say that this was definitely not how she expected
10. S04E10CrossroadsSeptember 15, 2016 7.0With his daughter safely rescued, Sherman Hollis is ready to take Laura and get the h-e-double hockey sticks outta dodge. Only, does Laura w
11. S04E11What Fresh Intel Is This?September 15, 2016 7.0Glitchus Interruptus! With the help of a library glitch, our heroes get a sneak peek at what's going on at Casa Dean and realize things are
12. S04E12Season's bestMemory LaneSeptember 15, 2016 8.0With the camera back on, Laura's back in the saddle, er ... computer chair. So please, if you see anything, or know anything about those Not
13. S04E13Warning SignsSeptember 15, 2016 7.0Apparently an avid viewer of Laura in the Loop and SNN from all the way at Princeton, Betty does her best Elle Woods and sends the crew abse
14. S04E14Order of MagnitudeSeptember 15, 2016 7.0In which our heroes realize how epically screwed they are. Mel wants a rescue, and our heroes have to come up with a plan to save everyone.
15. S04E15Risk AssessmentsSeptember 15, 2016 7.0Laura has to deal with a worried father and an increasingly complicated puzzle, only to discover it was wrecked from the beginning.
16. S04E16Regrets, I've Had A FewSeptember 15, 2016 8.0In which creativity is applied to a situation screaming out for it, Jp 3.0 finds a way for our heroes to listen in at Casa Dean again.
17. S04E17Demon Summoning Made SimpleSeptember 15, 2016 7.0Ooops - so after THAT particular indiscretion, our heroes get to work on Plan B, since Plan A is rife with emotional baggage that probably s
18. S04E18The Heart of The MatterSeptember 29, 2016 7.0Startled by the sudden appearance of a ghost from their past, Laura and Carmilla are faced with a complex decision involving Laura's vocabul
19. S04E19Coping StrategiesSeptember 29, 2016 7.0So remember when Laura said that all of the talismans had a deep connection to whatever carries the most personal baggage for her? Yikes at
20. S04E20Circular LogicSeptember 29, 2016 8.0Surrounded by squishy emotions and hormones to boot, LaFontaine's quest to save Perry reaches some very interesting conclusions. Because avo
21. S04E21The Exorcism of Lola PerrySeptember 29, 2016 8.0Their hands forced by LaFontaine's excellent application of elephant tranqs, Laura and Carmilla attempt to make the most of their new housem
22. S04E22Fun and Mind GamesSeptember 29, 2016 8.0Stuck in a faerie circle, the Dean plays her hand, and her emotional manipulation, and her very clever application of many, many hurtful wor
23. S04E23Family FeudSeptember 29, 2016 7.0Showing up just in the nick of time to stop Carmilla from accidentally setting The Dean free, Mattie, ethereal agent of Ereshkigal, steps in
24. S04E24Break On ThroughSeptember 29, 2016 8.0The Dean is free with the help of Red K Danny and Human Toenail Theo. Laura, LaFontaine and Carmilla have to fight to save the talismans! Wi
25. S04E25... To The Other SideOctober 11, 2016 7.0Carmilla, stunned by Laura's disappearance, has to figure out how to get her back and stop The Dean. Laura, meanwhile, has found herself in
26. S04E26Objects in the Rearview MirrorOctober 11, 2016 7.0After Jp 3.0's stunning revelation, Laura is back to thinking The Library is out to get her ... or at least morally compromise her ... so th
27. S04E27If You're Lost, You Can LookOctober 11, 2016 8.0So it turns out the (not) Upside Down also features some ... interesting figures from Laura's past.
28. S04E28Time After TimeOctober 11, 2016 7.0When her plans go decidedly south, Laura is forced to act. And it gets messy ...
29. S04E29Back to the Total Lack of FutureOctober 11, 2016 7.0Reunited, Carmilla and Laura confront the grim truth: one of their own is no longer with them, and time is running out. Our heroes need a pl
30. S04E30Narrowing PathsOctober 11, 2016 7.0Mel returns in all her extremely annoyed glory, because really, they should have staged a rescue sooner.
31. S04E31Long GoodbyesOctober 11, 2016 7.0Mattie returns from ... wherever it was The Dean sent her (probably Siberia) with a new, grand plan that totally won't end badly for our her
32. S04E32Places to Go, People to SeeOctober 11, 2016 7.0Laura and Carmilla confront that pesky age difference thing y'all are always joking about on tumblr ... among other things.
33. S04E33A God Walks Into A Giant Pit ...October 11, 2016 7.0Checking in with Mel turns into a slightly messier endeavor than initially hoped for.
34. S04E34They Blinded Me With ScienceOctober 11, 2016 7.0Mel and Kirsch have differing opinions on how awesome LaFontaine is.
35. S04E35Hell Hath No FuryOctober 11, 2016 6.0The Dean suffers a setback. Laura makes the most of an opportunity and Carmilla can do nothing but watch.
36. S04E36Post ApocalypseOctober 11, 2016 7.0Carmilla deals with the consequences of Laura's choice. What was taken is restored, what was bargained, granted. A journey, ending. I'm not

Season 4 ranked & reviewed