Bizarre ER

1. S01E01Episode 1February 14, 2008—Featuring a student who has trapped his testicles under a 60kg gearbox; a pole dancer who's fallen off her pole and on to her head; a golfer
2. S01E02Episode 2February 21, 2008—Features a fisherman whose tackle is put in danger when an anchor is swung into his groin; surgeons operating on a five-year-old to remove s
3. S01E03Episode 3February 28, 2008—Featuring a man who has a slip with his scissors while undertaking some 'pubic topiary', an oil rig worker airlifted from the North Sea when
4. S01E04Episode 4March 6, 2008—There's an angler with a lead fishing weight buried inside his eye socket; a bout of arm wrestling which snaps one man's upper limb like a t
5. S01E05Episode 5March 13, 2008—There's a circus dwarf who superglues his penis to a hoover and a shoemaker who stitches up her thumb.
6. S01E06Episode 6March 20, 2008—A gymnast literally falls head over heels for a girl, a vet is attacked by a cat while performing a particularly delicate procedure and a ma
7. S01E07Episode 7March 27, 2008—There's a boy who walked around for six weeks not knowing a pencil had punctured his lung; a prized pooch who breaks his owner's nose; a man
8. S01E08Episode 8April 3, 2008—There are turkey traumas and a run-in with a reindeer as Christmas comes to the casualty department. Plus, a builder who nail-guns his finge

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01Series 2, Episode 1April 21, 2009—A man whose nostrils are packed to bursting point with bandages and has to have the stuffing extracted, a housewife who has stitched up her
2. S02E02Series 2, Episode 2April 28, 2009—A teenager who has literally shot himself in the foot; a walker bitten by an adder, Britain's only venomous snake; a woman left with her hee
3. S02E03Series 2, Episode 3May 5, 2009—A man with bizarre ballooning lips; a frustrated farmer with an obliterated knee, courtesy of a runaway sheep; and a mechanic who has carved
4. S02E04Series 2, Episode 4May 12, 2009—A man bitten by his landlord; a toddler attacked by a deckchair; a butcher who's made mincemeat of his own thumb. Plus the astonishing story
5. S02E05Series 2, Episode 5May 19, 2009—A teenager who has superglued her fingers together applying false nails, a granny who mangled her ankle after moshing in church, and a DIY e
6. S02E06Series 2, Episode 6June 30, 2009—Includes a supermarket worker who has sliced off his fingertip and brought it to casualty in a carrier bag; a toddler who has hidden cash in
7. S02E07Series 2, Episode 7June 23, 2009—Features a women's rugby rout that lands a scrumful of players in casualty; a health and safety instructor with a hole in his head after wal
8. S02E08Series 2, Episode 8June 30, 2009—Features an agricultural lecturer who was poked in the eye by a knife covered in cow dung; a taxi driver left with a broken wrist after slip
9. S02E09Season 2, Episode 9July 7, 2009—Features a butcher impaled on a meat hook, a woman who has broken her hip while killing a wasp and a gardener undergoing emergency surgery t
10. S02E10Episode 10July 14, 2009—Features a pig handler landed in casualty after being charged by a sow; a trumpeter who takes off the top of his finger in a bike chain; and

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01Episode 1May 10, 2010—Featuring a man who accidentally barbecued his own buttocks; a builder impaled through the thigh on a metre-long metal pole; and a footballe
2. S03E02Episode 2May 10, 2010—Featuring a driver run over by the breakdown man sent to repair his car; a schoolgirl injured playing Wii tennis; and a man whose testicles
3. S03E03Series 3, Episode 3May 17, 2010—Featuring a teenager who stepped on a red-hot four-inch nail; a woman injured after punching her partner in her sleep; and a lumberjack who
4. S03E04Series 3, Episode 4May 24, 2010—Featuring a rugby player with a finger bent 90 degrees the wrong way; a group of students scorched by an exploding bonfire; a driver who fel
5. S03E05Series 3, Episode 5May 31, 2010—Featuring a clubber crushed by a nightclub speaker; a teenager with a bulbous boil caused by a rubbing bra strap; and a schoolgirl with a pi
6. S03E06Series 3, Episode 6June 7, 2010—Featuring a schoolboy smacked in the eye by a toilet doorknob, a student with a needle embedded in her leg and a man who accidentally immers
7. S03E07Series 3, Episode 7June 14, 2010—A man's karate chop ends with his thumb bone poking out through the skin; a teenager preparing for a date passes out; and a charity worker e
8. S03E08Series 3, Episode 8June 21, 2010—Includes a woman wounded trying to kill a flea with a pair of pliers; a panto dame with an enormous elbow swelling; and a man whose leg has
9. S03E09Series 3, Episode 9June 28, 2010—Includes a schoolgirl with a sewing machine needle embedded in her finger, a go-karter left with a hole in his leg after a crash and a man w
10. S03E10Series 3, Episode 10July 5, 2010—Includes a pheasant hunter who survives being shot in the head; a schoolboy with a broken elbow after a trampoline dare goes wrong; and a te
11. S03E11Episode 11July 12, 2010—Includes a cook left with bulbous blisters after spilling roast potato fat all over her arms; a schoolboy who has ripped open his armpit fal
12. S03E12Episode 12July 19, 2010—A schoolboy cuts his head open after falling on a flower pot; a decorator lacerates his leg after trapping it in a stepladder; a boy gets a

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01Episode OneMarch 28, 2011—We meet a man who superglued a tiny top hat to his head; a patient who has been suffering with a nosebleed for a week; and a couple whose we
2. S04E02Episode TwoApril 4, 2011—Featuring the American couple who nearly died from bubonic plague on a holiday to New York; a student who was struck dumb after she yawned s
3. S04E03Episode ThreeApril 11, 2011—Featuring a woman who was injured when her boyfriend dropped a turnip on her foot; a retail assistant whose eyelid was ripped in half when s
4. S04E04Episode FourApril 18, 2011—Featuring a woman who had a life-threatening allergic reaction to a Halloween mask; a carpenter who arrived with two of his fingers on ice a
5. S04E05Episode FiveApril 25, 2011—Featuring a toddler with his favourite bath toy stuck on the end of his finger; a carpenter who nearly severed his own hand after a momentar
6. S04E06Episode SixMay 2, 2011—Featuring a schoolboy who needed stitches after a bizarre joyride in an old lady's shopping trolley; a woodsman who ripped open his wrist wi
7. S04E07Episode SevenMay 9, 2011—Featuring a girl who split her head open after some ballroom dancing on a bouncy castle, a Bradford rag and bone man who carved into his han
8. S04E08Episode EightMay 16, 2011—Featuring a man who stabbed himself in the leg after using a carving knife as a mic during an impromptu karaoke performance; a woman who nea
9. S04E09Episode NineMay 23, 2011—Featuring a man who needed urgent treatment to save his sight after cement dust exploded in his face; a tree surgeon whose fingers were crus
10. S04E10Episode TenMay 30, 2011—Featuring a family who cut their Bonfire Night celebrations short when their youngest son ate a sparkler; a Bradford granny who was electroc

Season 4 ranked & reviewed

1. S05E01Episode OneMarch 19, 2013—
2. S05E02Episode TwoMarch 26, 2013—
3. S05E03Episode ThreeApril 2, 2013—
4. S05E04Episode FourApril 9, 2013—
5. S05E05Episode FiveApril 16, 2013—
6. S05E06Episode SixApril 23, 2013—
7. S05E07Episode SevenApril 30, 2013—
8. S05E08Episode EightMay 7, 2013—

Season 5 ranked & reviewed

1. S06E01Episode OneMarch 14, 2017—A cyclist is injured by his own bicycle, a soldier takes a spill off a bouncy castle, and a man has a run-in with a lawnmower. Plus the stor
2. S06E02Episode TwoMarch 21, 2017—Featuring a man who changed the blade of his angle grinder with the motor running, and a lady harbouring a creature in her earhole. Plus the
3. S06E03Episode ThreeMarch 28, 2017—A lady hooks a keyring through her finger, and an aspiring sailor loses a chunk from one of her appendages. Plus, re-living a car accident i
4. S06E04Episode FourApril 4, 2017—A young couple's first date ends with a rescue from the coast guard, and a DIY dad nearly loses his foot. Plus, re-living the industrial acc
5. S06E05Episode FiveApril 11, 2017—Featuring a young lady who pays the price for a discount piercing, and an intimate shaving accident involving a blunt blade. Plus the car cr
6. S06E06Episode SixApril 18, 2017—An injured rope maker gets tied up in knots and a squeamish patient has a piercing that's gone wrong. Plus the man who survived a car accide
7. S06E07Episode SevenApril 25, 2017—A man is hurt helping his wife give CPR to a goldfish, a groom's injury may mean he can't tie the knot, and a kite surfer falls from a great
8. S06E08Episode EightMay 2, 2017—A carpenter nails his hand to a plank of wood, a woman crushes her thumb in her boyfriend's car door, and a fisherman is submerged in freezi
9. S06E09Episode NineMay 9, 2017—A patient has slashed his scalp on a toilet roll holder, a young lad overdoses on holiday sun, and a man has an incredible near-death experi
10. S06E10Episode TenMay 16, 2017—A man falls off a ladder and lands on his dad, a woman can't walk after slipping on a crisp packet and there's the unbelievable story of the

Season 6 ranked & reviewed