Beetlejuice

1. S01E01Critter SittersSeptember 9, 1989—Beetlejuice needs some cash to buy Lydia a present so when she gets a job baby-sitting, he follows suit. But Neitherworld babies are a bit m
2. S01E02The Big Face OffSeptember 16, 1989—It's Beetlejuice and Lydia versus the reigning King and Queen of Gross on a popular Neitherworld TV show. Do our heroes have any chance of w
3. S01E03Skeletons in the ClosetSeptember 16, 1989—The skeletons in Beetlejuice's closet have accumulated so much over the years that the closet finally bursts. The skeletons drift astray, te
4. S01E04A Dandy Handy ManSeptember 23, 1989—Lydia is getting ready for the big photo show, but she can't decide which of her pictures is the best. Beetlejuice loves all of her work, an
5. S01E05Out of My MindSeptember 23, 1989—Beetlejuice and Lydia have a fight, and Lydia banishes the ghost to the Neitherworld. Beetlejuice foolishly makes the comment that he can't
6. S01E06Stage FrightSeptember 30, 1989—Miss Shannon's school is putting on Romeo and Juliet, and Lydia tries out for the part of Juliet. But Clare wants it too and sabotages Lydia
7. S01E07Spooky TreeSeptember 30, 1989—Lydia's favourite tree, Spooky, is slated to be cut down so the road can be widened. Beetlejuice, in a fit of generosity, grants Spooky with
8. S01E08Laugh of the PartyOctober 7, 1989—
9. S01E09Worm WelcomeOctober 14, 1989—
10. S01E10Bad Neighbour BeetlejuiceOctober 21, 1989—Beetlejuice's neighbours kick him out, so he tries to be a 'good neighbour.' But unfortunately, Beetlejuice's idea of a good neighbour isn't
11. S01E11Campfire GhoulsOctober 21, 1989—Beetlejuice (disguised as Betty Juice), Lydia, Bertha and Prudence go camping in the Neitherwoods. Bertha and Prudence have never been campi
12. S01E12Pest O' the WestOctober 28, 1989—
13. S01E13Bizarre BazaarNovember 4, 1989—Miss Shannon teams up Lydia and Clare to run this year's haunted house at the bazaar. Lydia's got some good and scary ideas, but Clare's got
14. S01E14Pat on the BackNovember 4, 1989—Beetlejuice says he deserves a 'pat on the back' and he gets one, in the form of a weird little guy with an Irishoid accent who actually gro
15. S01E15PoopsieNovember 11, 1989—
16. S01E16It's the PitsNovember 11, 1989—
17. S01E17Prince of the NeitherworldNovember 18, 1989—Beetlejuice (disguised as Betty Juice), Lydia, Bertha and Prudence go camping in the Neitherwoods. Bertha and Prudence have never been campi
18. S01E18Quit While You're a HeadDecember 2, 1989—Beetlejuice's head is kidnapped by headhunters.
19. S01E19Cousin B.J.December 9, 1989—Lydia's Aunt Zapora and Uncle Danport (Delia's family) and Aunt May and Uncle Clyde (Charles' family) come for a visit. To liven things up,
20. S01E20Beetlejuice's ParentsDecember 9, 1989—Yes, you guessed it: Lydia and Beetlejuice go to see the latter's parents. His mother is a neat freak and his father is a workaholic-just ho

Season 1 ranked & reviewed

1. S02E01Dragster of DoomSeptember 8, 1990—Beetlejuice and Lydia decide that it's time for them to have a car of their own, so they rebuild a salvaged one they find in a Neitherworld
2. S02E02Scare and Scare AlikeSeptember 15, 1990—It's Scary Fool's Day in the Neitherworld and Beetlejuice and Lydia are trying to outdo each other.
3. S02E03Spooky Boo-tiqueSeptember 15, 1990—Lydia's creepy fashions gain the girls a spot in the Peaceful Pines Mondo Mall. Only no one's interested. So Mr. Beetleman sends a message o
4. S02E04Driven CrazySeptember 22, 1990—Beetlejuice, Lydia and Doomie enter the Neitherworld Groan Prix, where they face possible defeat by Scuzzo and Fuzzo.
5. S02E05Scummer VacationSeptember 29, 1990—Lydia's parents want to go on a vacation, so Beetlejuice, posing as Mr. Beetleman, offers his services as a tour guide in the Neitherworld s
6. S02E06Bewitched, Bothered and BeetlejuicedOctober 6, 1990—It's Halloween again, and Lydia is spending the night in the Neitherworld. Unfortunately, Percy tags along and gets catnapped by a witch and
7. S02E07Dr. Beetle & Mr. JuiceOctober 13, 1990—Beetlejuice invents a cologne that changes the personality of anyone it comes in contact with into its polar opposite. When Lydia gets spray
8. S02E08Running ScaredOctober 13, 1990—Betty Juice runs for class president against Claire as Lydia watches helplessly. Both campaigns are hopelessly overdone. Will either of them
9. S02E09The Really Odd CoupleOctober 20, 1990—When Beetlejuice blows up the Monster Across the Street's house, he is obligated to take the Monster and Poopsie in (or Jacques and Ginger w
10. S02E10A-Ha!October 20, 1990—When Doomie disappears BJ becomes the famed Neitherworld detective Sherlock Homely in order to track him down.
11. S02E11Uncle B.J.'s RoadhouseOctober 27, 1990—Beetlejuice hosts a morbid Pee-wee's Playhouse-esque children's show.
12. S02E12ScarecrowOctober 27, 1990—Beetlejuice takes a job as a scarecrow at a beetle farm.
13. S02E13The Son Dad Never HadOctober 27, 1990—When Lydia is too busy to spend time with Charles, Beetlejuice (seeing a scam) steps in as Cousin BJ and cons Charles into spending time wit

Season 2 ranked & reviewed

1. S03E01Mom's Best FriendSeptember 7, 1991—When Beetlejuice is collared while in dog form, he gets stuck that way. Lydia calls him to the Outerworld where Delia promptly adopts him as
2. S03E02Back-To-School GhoulSeptember 14, 1991—When BJ's License To Drive People Crazy is revoked, he finds out that it's because he never finished kindergarten. He goes back, but can he
3. S03E03Doomie's RomanceSeptember 21, 1991—Doomie falls in love with the Mayor's pink car (which Doomie dubs 'Pinky'). The down side is, Pinky isn't alive like Doomie. Besides that, b
4. S03E04Ghost to GhostSeptember 28, 1991—Delia holds a seance and summons Lydia's favourite (deceased) actor, Boris To Death. Although Lydia is thrilled by the visit, BJ is less tha
5. S03E05Splitting ImageOctober 5, 1991—When Beetlejuice gets split while in amoebae form, Lydia suddenly finds herself in double the weirdness as usual. And it just goes to prove
6. S03E06Awards to the WiseOctober 5, 1991—
7. S03E07The Prince of Rock 'n' RollOctober 12, 1991—Prince Vince wishes that his subjects would love him, so he decides to be a rock and roll star. But his music is so depressing everyone woul
8. S03E08A Ghoul and His MoneyOctober 19, 1991—Beetlejuice wins a whole lot of money -under one stipulation: he can't juice anyone or the cash gets revoked. The situation is embraced warm
9. S03E09The Brides of FunkensteinOctober 19, 1991—It's the Battle Of the Bands: Lydia's band, The Brides of Funkenstein, and Clare's band, The Clarenettes. Which band will get to perform at
10. S03E10BeetledudeOctober 26, 1991—The Deetzes get new neighbours, and the new kid on the block, Ramon, wants to be just like Mr. Beetleman. But its a lot harder to get out of
11. S03E11The Farmer in the SmellOctober 26, 1991—Lydia heads off to her Aunt May and Uncle Clyde's farm, and Beetlejuice tags along as Mr. Beetleman. But with all the work May and Clyde giv

Season 3 ranked & reviewed

1. S04E01You're HistorySeptember 9, 1991—Beetlejuice gets a bunch of famous dead historical figures to appear on Neitherworld TV.
2. S04E02Raging SkullSeptember 10, 1991—Jacques tries to achieve his afterlife-long dream of becoming Mr. Neitherworld, with one obstacle: namely, Armhold Musclehugger, the current
3. S04E03Sore FeetSeptember 11, 1991—Beetlejuice's feet decide they aren't being treated right and strike out on their own. BJ must find them before they get themselves in troub
4. S04E04Fast FoodSeptember 12, 1991—It's BJ and Lydia's Frankenburgers vs. Scuzzo's Clown Burgers in the biggest fast-food-fight of the century.
5. S04E05Queasy RiderSeptember 13, 1991—Beetlejuice gets tired of Doomie's tendency to be nice, so he builds a new vehicle: Road Hawg, the meanest chopper around, but Doomie's the
6. S04E06How Green Is My GallerySeptember 16, 1991—Delia's art is a flop in Peaceful Pines, so Delia and BJ decide to take her to a Neitherworld art colony, where her art will be truly apprec
7. S04E07Keeping Up With the BonesesSeptember 17, 1991—When BJ's new, rich neighbours move in, Beetlejuice goes out and gets himself a Monster Charge Card so he can have a bigger house and more s
8. S04E08Pranks for the MemoriesSeptember 18, 1991—BJ's got Scuzzo's brain, Scuzzo's got no brain, and BJ's brain is out to rule the Neitherworld. Get it?
9. S04E09Caddy ShockSeptember 19, 1991—Lydia is stuck competing against Clare in her school's golf P.E. course (hey, it's a private school, after all), and Clare just happens to b
10. S04E10Two Heads Are Better Than NoneSeptember 20, 1991—Beetlejuice says the wrong thing and gets his head put onto the Monster's body--now the Monster's got two heads, and BJ's body is left to wa
11. S04E11Beauty and the BeetleSeptember 23, 1991—Coincidentally on the very same day Lydia has doubts about her own beauty, the great beast Thing Thong, who steals beautiful things because
12. S04E12Creepy CookiesSeptember 24, 1991—When Lydia joins the Happy-Faced Girls, Beetlejuice laughs--until he finds out how much money a cookie drive can pull in. He rushes back to
13. S04E13Poe PourriSeptember 25, 1991—Edgar Allen Poe comes to BJ's Roadhouse in search of his lost Lenore. This is followed by a series of nightmares Beetlejuice experiences tha
14. S04E14Ear's Looking at YouSeptember 26, 1991—A Sam Spade spoof featuring two ears cut off from a family fortune.
15. S04E15BeetlebonesSeptember 27, 1991—Beetlejuice's sophisticated skeleton escapes from his skin and runs off. Lydia, Jacques, and BJ's skin must recapture Beetlebones--before th
16. S04E16Smell-A-ThonSeptember 30, 1991—When BJ finds out about the Save-The-Whales Telethon Lydia is involved in, he gets an idea: hold his own telethon and make a fortune! So he
17. S04E17The Miss Beauty-Juice PageantOctober 1, 1991—Beetlejuice wants to enter the First Neitherworld Beauty Pageant (the prize is a Ton O' Cash), but is turned down because he's a man. Determ
18. S04E18Sappiest Place On EarthOctober 2, 1991—When the Happy Face Girls' outing is called on account of rain, BJ (as Denmother MacCree) takes them to Grislyland, the Neitherworld's newes
19. S04E19BrinkadoomOctober 3, 1991—BJ, Lydia, and Doomie accidentally tumble into Brinkadoom, a cursed village which disappears for an eternity as soon as all its inhabitants
20. S04E20Foreign ExchangeOctober 4, 1991—When a beautiful Scandinavian exchange student arrives at Miss Shannon's school, Clare thinks she will burst with envy--until she relieves h
21. S04E21Family ScareloomsOctober 7, 1991—BJ's parents want to join the Society for the Oldest and Moldiest Families of the Neitherworld, but they need the Juice family coat of arms
22. S04E22Them Bones, Them Bones, Them Funny BonesOctober 8, 1991—Lydia is to MC at her school's talent night, but she's afraid she isn't funny enough. So--BJ lends her his funny bone. But what's Beetlejuic
23. S04E23Hotel HelloOctober 9, 1991—Charles really needs a weekend to relax, so Mr. Beetleman takes the Deetzes to Hotel Hello in the Neitherworld. But with Charles stressing o
24. S04E24Goody Two ShoesOctober 10, 1991—It's 'Good Neighbor Day' in the Neitherworld, when being nice is a law. Of course, BJ won't stand for it, and causes trouble...which lures i
25. S04E25VidiotsOctober 11, 1991—A video game called Scourge sucks Lydia and Beetlejuice into cyberspace, and they must outsmart the computer if they ever hope to escape.
26. S04E26Ship of GhoulsOctober 14, 1991—Beetlejuice wins two tickets for an ocean cruise (illegally, I might add), and takes Lydia on a very...odd...vacation on the high seas.
27. S04E27PoultrygeistOctober 15, 1991—A leftover chicken in BJ's fridge turns undead and haunts the Roadhouse in the form of the most dreaded of all spectres--a Poultrygeist! Can
28. S04E28It's a Wonderful AfterlifeOctober 16, 1991—Yes, you've guessed it: Beetlejuice has an off day and wishes he had never met any of his friends. Clarence Sale shows up and shows him what
29. S04E29Ghost Writer in the SkyOctober 17, 1991—Beetlejuice publishes his auto-dieography and is heralded as one of the finest authors of all time. But the lies he tells about his friends
30. S04E30Cabin FeverOctober 18, 1991—After spending all day curing Lydia of her measles, Beetlejuice gets Cabin Fever--and then is quarantined to the Roadhouse. How can Lydia he
31. S04E31Highs-Ghoul ConfidentialOctober 21, 1991—While flipping through Beetlejuice's high school yearbook, Lydia is astounded to discover that her best friend was none other than Prom King
32. S04E32Rotten SportsOctober 22, 1991—Beetlejuice recruits Lydia to coach Team BJ in the Neitherworld All-Ghoul Games. But the team is hopeless and the opposition is fierce--Can
33. S04E33Mr. Beetlejuice Goes to TownOctober 23, 1991—When Mayor Maynot threatens to tear down the Roadhouse to make room for a new superhighway, Beetlejuice runs for office--and wins. But it is
34. S04E34Time FliesOctober 24, 1991—It's the anniversary of the day BJ and Lydia met, and BJ presents Lydia with a watch. But time flies, and Beetlejuice and Lydia follow the e
35. S04E35To Beetle Or Not BeetleOctober 25, 1991—Lydia has to write a paper on Shakespeare for her English class, but can't understand his plays. So BJ takes her to the Neitherworld to meet
36. S04E36A Star Is BoredOctober 28, 1991—Beetlejuice becomes the Neitherworld's grossest movie star, and finds that fame isn't all it's cracked up to be. Lydia then has to help him
37. S04E37Oh, Brother!October 29, 1991—Oh, horrors! Beetlejuice's perfect brother Donnyjuice comes to visit, leaving BJ feeling...a bit down and out. Down-And-Outback, actually. D
38. S04E38SnugglejuiceOctober 30, 1991—Its Pranksgiving in the Neitherworld, and Beetlejuice's rival Pondscum (""Pondscum...Germs Pondscum"") looks as if he's going to beat out BJ
39. S04E39In the SchticksOctober 31, 1991—When Beetlejuice and Lydia pull a scam, Lydia gets sentenced to washing dishes at The Last Resort Resort on the River Schticks. Beetlejuice,
40. S04E40Recipe for DisasterNovember 1, 1991—Lydia's Caesar salad comes to life and attempts to take over the Neitherworld with his legion of surly vegetables. Can BJ and Lydia usurp Ca
41. S04E41Substitute CreatureNovember 4, 1991—Lydia makes a (foolish) wish that Beetlejuice could teach her class for a day, and he grants it. He takes Lydia, Claire, Bertha and Prudence
42. S04E42Ghoul Of My DreamsNovember 5, 1991—The Monster and Monstress have a falling-out, and Beetlejuice takes advantage of the situation by spinning their misery off into a highly ra
43. S04E43Prairie StrifeNovember 6, 1991—Beetlejuice inherits his Auntie Em's milk farm, located in the Wild West. But the infamous outlaw Jesse Germs has been threatening the local
44. S04E44Moby RichardNovember 7, 1991—Beetlejuice and Lydia put on 'Disasterpiece Theatre,' and decide to do Moby Dick as their first episode. But Moby ""Richard"" refuses to cha
45. S04E45The UnnaturalNovember 8, 1991—It's BJ's team against Scuzzo's team in the baseball event of the century! But after a few...uh...setbacks, that becomes BJ and Lydia, all a
46. S04E46Forget Me NutsNovember 11, 1991—Beetlejuice loses his memory (he's beaned by a satellite), so Lydia takes him to see Dr. Zigmund Void. Void splits BJ's personality, and tak
47. S04E47The Birdbrain of AlcatrazNovember 12, 1991—Scuzzo frames Beetlejuice for stealing bad jokes, and gets him sent to The Big House. It's up to Lydia to gather up the evidence she needs t
48. S04E48Generally Hysterical HospitalNovember 13, 1991—Lydia trips on Beetlejuice's misplaced marbles and sprains her ankle, so BJ takes her to a Neitherworld hospital for treatment. But a greedy
49. S04E49Super ZeroesNovember 14, 1991—Beetlejuice tries to cash in on the superhero trend sweeping the Neitherworld by becoming...UltraBeetleMan! With Lydia as his cub reporter s
50. S04E50BeetlegeezerNovember 15, 1991—Lydia treats her grandmother as if she's too old to do anything, and Grandma gets sick of it. With the help of Beetlejuice (disguised as Mr.
51. S04E51A Very Grimm Fairy TaleNovember 18, 1991—Beetlejuice is threatened into telling the Sappy-Faced Ghouls a fairy tale, and they don't want to hear one they already know. But they know
52. S04E52Wizard of OozeNovember 19, 1991—Yes, this is a Wizard Of Oz spoof. Lydia is Dorothy, BJ is the Scarecrow, Jacques is the Bone Woodsman, the Monster is the Lion, and Ginger
53. S04E53What Makes BJ RunNovember 20, 1991—Mr. Monitor cancels Beetlejuice's show, and while Lydia gets her own children's show (which she hates), BJ goes to work in the mailroom. He
54. S04E54The ChromazoneNovember 21, 1991—Beetlejuice gets pulled into The Chromazone, a Twilight Zone spoof. There, BJ has to help Tod Sperling defeat Ima Loony, one of his creation
55. S04E55It's a Big, Big, Big, Big ApeNovember 22, 1991—When Captain Kidder washes up on the beach babbling of a 90-ft-tall, singing, dancing ape on a tiny island in the middle of the ocean, chaos
56. S04E56The Neitherworld's Least WantedNovember 25, 1991—Four of Beetlejuice's worst enemies--and LipScum--are organized together by a mysterious gangster named Mr. Big who's got BJ's number. His p
57. S04E57Don't Beetlejuice and DriveNovember 26, 1991—BJ and Doomie are caught distributing phony driver's licenses and sent to traffic school. But BJ's got a plan to escape, and winds up as...a
58. S04E58Robbin Juice of Sherweird ForestNovember 27, 1991—Yes, Beetlejuice moves to Sherweird Forest and attempts to steal from the rich and...what was that other part again? Oh well. But then the S
59. S04E59Midnight ScumNovember 28, 1991—Donnyjuice is a wanted man with a huge price on his head--which makes for a perfect opportunity for Beetlejuice to get a little 'closer' to
60. S04E60Gold Rush FeverNovember 29, 1991—BJ is bitten by the gold bug (yes, literally), and contracts the dreaded Gold Fever. He must find some gold or he'll never get well. But a c
61. S04E61Relatively PestyDecember 2, 1991—Beetlejuice inadvertently turns some ants into his Aunts--Auntie Pasto, Auntie Social, Auntie Septic, and Honey Aunt. The Aunts promptly beg
62. S04E62King BJDecember 3, 1991—Beetlejuice and Lydia go to visit Merlin and discover that the great magician is plotting to overthrow the King. But when BJ pulls the Board
63. S04E63Catmandu Got Your TongueDecember 4, 1991—A black cat burglar makes off with BJ's tongue and takes it to Catmandu. BJ, after 'borrowing' the Monster's tongue, joins the Forlorn Legio
64. S04E64Journey to the Centre of the NeitherworldDecember 5, 1991—To get out of housework, BJ passes the time away telling Lydia about the time he and Jacques journeyed to the centre of the Neitherworld to
65. S04E65Not So Peaceful PinesDecember 6, 1991—Beetlejuice does the Mayor of Peaceful Pines a favour, but the Mayor reigns on his promise of a cash reward. So Beetlejuice, in a fit of ang

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