The Machine (2023)

MovieComedy, Action, Crime1h 52m
The Machine (2023) movie posterReview score: 57%

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Plot

Bert Kreischer faces a familial crisis and the arrival of his estranged father when the ghost of his booze-soaked past arrives: a murderous mobster hellbent on kidnapping Bert back to the motherland to atone for his crimes. Together, he and his father must retrace the steps of his younger self in the midst of a war between a sociopathic crime family while they attempt to find common ground.

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Bert KreischerBert KreischerBertMark HamillMark HamillAlbertJimmy TatroJimmy TatroYoung BertStephanie KurtzubaStephanie KurtzubaLeeAnnNikola ĐuričkoNikola ĐuričkoIgorIva BabićIva BabićIdinaMartyn FordMartyn FordSpongeRobert MaaserRobert MaaserAlexei

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TrailerOfficial Red Band TrailerTeaserStep 12: Put the PRO in promoTeaserStep 11: Straight up strutTeaserStep 10: Go hard or go homeTeaserStep 9: Proper casting. Don’t F it up.TeaserStep 8: Get reealll popularTeaserStep 7: Make sure everyone knows you’re the $hitTeaserStep 6: Keep your bangin’ physique in shapeTeaserStep 5: Be like Tom CruiseTeaserStep 4: Release your inner badassTeaserStep 3: Get fancy AFTeaserStep 2: SWOLEEE UP. No weak^ss movie stars here!

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